I was accused at Walmart today. I acted like I was deaf and feigned sign language. The lady asked loudly, does anyone know sign language? A young woman watching said, “I do.” She moved her hands at me.
I knew I was busted, but I was all in. I moved my hands back. She did it again. I did it again.
The accuser asked, “what’s he saying?”
The woman said, “he’ll if I know. I don’t really know sign language.”
I said, “I don’t either.” Then walked away before anyone could process what just happened.
I VOTED with out a mask. The only one in the early morning rush. I don't wear one. Nobody has said shit. Do I look mean???? That would be cool. Nobody says shit because I look mean??? Sweet!!!!
The 1st amendment says that all people will call their local government before proceeding to go outside, even to walk their dog. I'm sure the 2nd Amendment was so important to the nation that it outlines mask wear.
I've never had anyone ask me, at least half the people here don't wear masks. Although most of them look like boomer neo-con types, I am a millennial/not fat millennial's always look at me all upset like. I usually smile at them.
I was accused at Walmart today. I acted like I was deaf and feigned sign language. The lady asked loudly, does anyone know sign language? A young woman watching said, “I do.” She moved her hands at me.
I knew I was busted, but I was all in. I moved my hands back. She did it again. I did it again.
The accuser asked, “what’s he saying?”
The woman said, “he’ll if I know. I don’t really know sign language.”
I said, “I don’t either.” Then walked away before anyone could process what just happened.
😂 😂 😂 You can always say loudly back to them “No I don’t have any illegal drugs to sell you.”
Of if you have kids....”get away from me you pervert.”
The options are endless really. I’ve stopped wearing masks but have yet for anyone in a big box retail store to say anything.
Edit: another great one is “99.9% survival rate you idiot.” and just keep walking.
I do the 99.76% one...IF you get it.
NOW THIS IS IRL SHITPOSTING
I would pay money to be there if this really happened.
I told someone today in my blue city that it was more metal if I don't care about people dying and this was considered acceptable.
You Prob confused their smol brain w all your words. Well played
Just say you're trying to kill a Trump supporter's grandma and you'll probably get high-fives
Imagine getting a vaccine when the body is 99.76% effective...😆
Why wait
That's actually brilliant: "I've been vaccinated". Totally true unless your parents were strict anti-vaxxers
I VOTED with out a mask. The only one in the early morning rush. I don't wear one. Nobody has said shit. Do I look mean???? That would be cool. Nobody says shit because I look mean??? Sweet!!!!
The 1st amendment says that all people will call their local government before proceeding to go outside, even to walk their dog. I'm sure the 2nd Amendment was so important to the nation that it outlines mask wear.
Fuck you ... that's my favorite!!!
I also like, “I’m not a bitch” and “Not retarded”
Here’s more: https://thedonald.win/p/GIXTFmqa/updated-reasons-not-to-wear-a-ma/c/
This is one of my favorite meme formats.
I lost it at "my dog ate it"
I remember this one.
I've never had anyone ask me, at least half the people here don't wear masks. Although most of them look like boomer neo-con types, I am a millennial/not fat millennial's always look at me all upset like. I usually smile at them.
"Where's your mask?" "Do I KNOW you?! Do we know each other?"
in a normal world, people would respect your choices and not feel compelled to make you explain TO THEM what or why. good post.
Crazy that people question why you are wearing a mask. Where Im from youre looked at funny for wearing one.