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top_eagle 49 points ago +49 / -0

I was accused at Walmart today. I acted like I was deaf and feigned sign language. The lady asked loudly, does anyone know sign language? A young woman watching said, “I do.” She moved her hands at me.

I knew I was busted, but I was all in. I moved my hands back. She did it again. I did it again.

The accuser asked, “what’s he saying?”

The woman said, “he’ll if I know. I don’t really know sign language.”

I said, “I don’t either.” Then walked away before anyone could process what just happened.

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 19 points ago +19 / -0

😂 😂 😂 You can always say loudly back to them “No I don’t have any illegal drugs to sell you.”

Of if you have kids....”get away from me you pervert.”

The options are endless really. I’ve stopped wearing masks but have yet for anyone in a big box retail store to say anything.

Edit: another great one is “99.9% survival rate you idiot.” and just keep walking.

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EagleI 4 points ago +4 / -0

I do the 99.76% one...IF you get it.

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Mr_Beanths 1 point ago +1 / -0

NOW THIS IS IRL SHITPOSTING

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Limaro 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would pay money to be there if this really happened.

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Xerxes_Bleeds 21 points ago +21 / -0

I told someone today in my blue city that it was more metal if I don't care about people dying and this was considered acceptable.

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DemsFuckKids 10 points ago +10 / -0

You Prob confused their smol brain w all your words. Well played

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Postal 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just say you're trying to kill a Trump supporter's grandma and you'll probably get high-fives

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EagleI 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine getting a vaccine when the body is 99.76% effective...😆

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Wanderlust 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why wait

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Unbent 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's actually brilliant: "I've been vaccinated". Totally true unless your parents were strict anti-vaxxers

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Mr.GoodWrench 7 points ago +7 / -0

I VOTED with out a mask. The only one in the early morning rush. I don't wear one. Nobody has said shit. Do I look mean???? That would be cool. Nobody says shit because I look mean??? Sweet!!!!

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freefolk 6 points ago +6 / -0

The 1st amendment says that all people will call their local government before proceeding to go outside, even to walk their dog. I'm sure the 2nd Amendment was so important to the nation that it outlines mask wear.

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Dudemanfoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck you ... that's my favorite!!!

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I also like, “I’m not a bitch” and “Not retarded”

Here’s more: https://thedonald.win/p/GIXTFmqa/updated-reasons-not-to-wear-a-ma/c/

This is one of my favorite meme formats.

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MagaroniNCheese 2 points ago +2 / -0

I lost it at "my dog ate it"

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +4 / -1

I remember this one.

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Eris 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never had anyone ask me, at least half the people here don't wear masks. Although most of them look like boomer neo-con types, I am a millennial/not fat millennial's always look at me all upset like. I usually smile at them.

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MW1665 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Where's your mask?" "Do I KNOW you?! Do we know each other?"

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hazelknut 1 point ago +1 / -0

in a normal world, people would respect your choices and not feel compelled to make you explain TO THEM what or why. good post.

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Rothbard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crazy that people question why you are wearing a mask. Where Im from youre looked at funny for wearing one.

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