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top_eagle 49 points ago +49 / -0

I was accused at Walmart today. I acted like I was deaf and feigned sign language. The lady asked loudly, does anyone know sign language? A young woman watching said, “I do.” She moved her hands at me.

I knew I was busted, but I was all in. I moved my hands back. She did it again. I did it again.

The accuser asked, “what’s he saying?”

The woman said, “he’ll if I know. I don’t really know sign language.”

I said, “I don’t either.” Then walked away before anyone could process what just happened.

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 19 points ago +19 / -0

😂 😂 😂 You can always say loudly back to them “No I don’t have any illegal drugs to sell you.”

Of if you have kids....”get away from me you pervert.”

The options are endless really. I’ve stopped wearing masks but have yet for anyone in a big box retail store to say anything.

Edit: another great one is “99.9% survival rate you idiot.” and just keep walking.

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EagleI 4 points ago +4 / -0

I do the 99.76% one...IF you get it.

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Mr_Beanths 1 point ago +1 / -0

NOW THIS IS IRL SHITPOSTING

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Limaro 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would pay money to be there if this really happened.