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BasedMechanic 14 points ago +14 / -0

C'mon man! HEY FAT-- if you don't vote for me, then you ain't black! So here's the deal-- LETTER ONE, you need a double barrel shotgun, come on man! I get people all the time saying you need a fully semi-automatic pistol, that's MALARKEY! You go to the guy and say HEY JOE-- let's take this outside man, do some push-ups, then we'll see who's tougher.

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Thwok 4 points ago +4 / -0

(You had me at "letter one" ... kek)