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Mac03 14 points ago +14 / -0

I bought a new (large) safe about 6 months ago. My wife asked "why would buy a safe that holds 56 guns when you don't have 56 guns"?

My response : Now I have goal!

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hottiesfortrump [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

You know when you have too many guns? When you don't know how many you have.

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Mac03 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm gonna use that line. Thanks!

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KnoxHarrington 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of one of my favorite Ron Swanson quotes:

"I don't know how much money i have, but i do know how much my money weighs."

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Silencemennow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or when the commie government doesn't believe you could have fit them all on one boat that capsized.