Those planes are sooo sexy, but loud (inside). But so useful.
My absolute favorite is the B1 "Bone", but I never flew in it; only saw it at airshows or parades when they brought over some inventory.
If there was a rumor that a B1 was coming, you better believe I was stoked, even though that meant standing in the hot sun for an hour, in parade dress.
The B1, flying low and slow, wings out, 4 afterburners on, is not LOUD. It's just not.
Loud doesn't begin to describe it. It screams. It thumps. Your entire body feels it.
The B1 sounds like it's ripping up the fucking sky and tearing your body apart, with pieces of your eardrums scattered on the ground.
Also, I'm sure you all know what the B-52 is. That thing is another SCREAMER. Those zero-bypass turbojets are loud as fuck. I much prefer the F-16 or F-15, because, even though they screamed, once they pass, you get the THUMP in you chest.
Maybe one of these decades, the AF will actually pull the trigger on the B-52 engine refit, but I sort of hope they don't.
Are we supposed to believe that out of the 20ish people that probably saw that picture, none of them snuck a copy of that shit and got away with it but 1 person (Snowden) snuck out thousands of documents. Suureee
Snowden was in a better position to steal data. Also most of the people who saw that photo were either patriots, or didn't want to have to move to Russia to avoid prison.
I'm sure all of you guys had seen interviews with the SEAL who supposedly killed Bin Laden.... did anyone find it odd how natural he was in front of a camera? The guy just seemed like he had been in front of a camera his whole life. He always knew which camera was active and didn't have issues looking past the lens like new people on TV always do. It's really awkward being on TV especially when on a remote where everyone you're talking with is elsewhere. He seemed like he'd been doing it for years.
The reason they couldn't show the picture is because he was shot in the forehead in a deliberate mutilation of his corpse. They didn't want the picture fueling years of terrorism (here's our leader being desecrated, the americans are committing war crimes).
You can read the interviews about "canoeing" but it's pretty gross so I'd advise against it if you're at all squamish
The last job my dad worked was on the AC-130Js at Eglin. Awesome machines.
Unfortunately I only ever got to work with the decrepit C-130Ts in the Navy. All respect to our SpecOps guys, but I think it takes more courage to stay IN a C-130T than it takes to jump out of an AC-130J.
I used to work on the C-130Es at Pope, and I agree - some of the landings could be a little hairy. It mostly depended on the pilot. Some of those guys could lay them things down light as a feather, and others would just slam'em on down.
I remember I used to have some of the craziest dreams on those birds when we would go TDY. There was the constant drone of the engines, and then the props would get a slight beat.
I don't miss the Air Force much, but I do miss the flying pickups...
I suspect most in those groups are NPCs, fair-weather allies who join whatever group looks like they're winning. Deal with the leaders and true believers, end the constant flow of pro-commie propaganda, and then the NPCs will simply follow whatever new programming we give them.
Well, they can't really be portraying Gitmo as a concentration camp if 1) Trump has emergency broadcast powers over the media, and 2) the major anchors, CEO's, shareholders, etc. are all down in Gitmo with the politicians...
Fun fact about the C130 Air drops... they use platforms that allow them to drop jeeps with parachutes by letting the entire pallet slide out the back....
I'm sure those can be modified to hold cages of commies and the C130 can basically take a shit over the ocean.
C-5's are also freaking huge too, so if we managed to round them up, would be good to move them from A to B... assuming you could keep them out of the galley deck that is.
Oh, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar-poc38C84 is a thing that's in favor of the C-130's, as is the AC-130. But really, the great thing about the USAF is there's a lot of planes to choose from, so you've almost always got the right one for the mission.
Aside from the retro look to the C130 (which I think is pretty cool that you have something that looks like it's right out of the 40's - which is also why it can do what it does), my Dad's last assignment in USAF was at an air base with a C-130 wing (and it's the only base that I clearly remember), so I'll prolly always have a soft spot in my heart for them =)
When I was a kid my father took me to an airshow and I got a close up look at a C-130. It seemed like a huge aircraft at the time. On the way home he told me a story about how they had to bulldoze dead commies off a runway in Vietnam so that a C-130 could land. They would land, drop a load and take off even if the commies were trying to overrun the airfield.
To think commies were considered a major threat decades ago... Stupid leftists have such vitriol for billionaires but refuse to acknowledge they're the ones implanting their cancer of ideologies. How the fuck do they do that?
Fuck commies sincerely. Just as they allowed open white hatred in their critical race theory programs, they should force all students a more deeper understanding of economics and history
Per Wikipedia (yeah, I know) still in service, with the M model (upgrade of earlier birds, with new engines, avionics, and structure improvements) expected to be in service until 2040
My first time on C-130 was like this bird is big, loud and not very luxurious. One of the crew said we might drop our landing gear to turn, do not know if thats true but I loved it kek.
Oops, he did it again, baby!
i thought i smelled cabbage
never said it was a bad thing. I love me some steamed cabbage and the resulting biological warfare.
Those planes are sooo sexy, but loud (inside). But so useful.
My absolute favorite is the B1 "Bone", but I never flew in it; only saw it at airshows or parades when they brought over some inventory.
If there was a rumor that a B1 was coming, you better believe I was stoked, even though that meant standing in the hot sun for an hour, in parade dress.
The B1, flying low and slow, wings out, 4 afterburners on, is not LOUD. It's just not.
Loud doesn't begin to describe it. It screams. It thumps. Your entire body feels it.
The B1 sounds like it's ripping up the fucking sky and tearing your body apart, with pieces of your eardrums scattered on the ground.
Also, I'm sure you all know what the B-52 is. That thing is another SCREAMER. Those zero-bypass turbojets are loud as fuck. I much prefer the F-16 or F-15, because, even though they screamed, once they pass, you get the THUMP in you chest.
Maybe one of these decades, the AF will actually pull the trigger on the B-52 engine refit, but I sort of hope they don't.
Anyways, it all sounds like freedom, to me!
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Training is in Hawaii, right?
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
want to see some legs kicking and some arms flapping...if they're so smart they can figure out how to fly
"They're with Osama now" ... and we can't show you his face on TV .. cos you know ... but trust me, it really happened
Are we supposed to believe that out of the 20ish people that probably saw that picture, none of them snuck a copy of that shit and got away with it but 1 person (Snowden) snuck out thousands of documents. Suureee
Snowden was in a better position to steal data. Also most of the people who saw that photo were either patriots, or didn't want to have to move to Russia to avoid prison.
Fun fact: Julian Assange looks so much like possible time traveler John Trump that it’s fucking eerie
But Snowden didn't really steal "data" except in the sense that he exposed documents about how the NSA acquired "data."
Snowden acquired classified data then gave it to others who were not authorized to have access to it.
No matter what you think of the data, or what it exposed, it was still an illegal act.
Robin Hood might have been a benevolent thief, but he was still a thief.
I'm sure all of you guys had seen interviews with the SEAL who supposedly killed Bin Laden.... did anyone find it odd how natural he was in front of a camera? The guy just seemed like he had been in front of a camera his whole life. He always knew which camera was active and didn't have issues looking past the lens like new people on TV always do. It's really awkward being on TV especially when on a remote where everyone you're talking with is elsewhere. He seemed like he'd been doing it for years.
SEALS aren't just tough, they're insanely intelligent. It's ELITE.
Because of course one person defines a whole group.
The reason they couldn't show the picture is because he was shot in the forehead in a deliberate mutilation of his corpse. They didn't want the picture fueling years of terrorism (here's our leader being desecrated, the americans are committing war crimes).
You can read the interviews about "canoeing" but it's pretty gross so I'd advise against it if you're at all squamish
C130 is just a side ways helicopter
What a horrible thing to do... to those poor fish.
LOL
Razor wire blind folds and ear souvenirs ?
Why not both?
Compromise accepted
Sir! The enemy has a missile lock!
Deploy the commies.
Fire commie flares!
On the other hand, like the song goes in "Fiddler on the Roof", TRADITION!
Besides, for bonus points you can use an Mi-26. Commies are, after all, the record holders for killing commies, so it would be historically accurate.
Ah! A historical re-enactment, then.
fuck that, open the back hatch and climb at 75degrees so they all fall out
Even a LAPES drop would look pretty on camera.
Little commie bombs go weeeeeeee
”We are looking at thousands of arrests.”
Sydney Powell
Oops, dropped a few on the way here. But we sti have Kamala
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Who is Sydney?
The lawyer leading the secondary unofficial Trump Team, who has staked her entire reputation and career on this.
Oh, You mean Sidney Powell. She is awesome.
Another C-130 rolling down the strip,
Blew a tire and the mutha fucker flipped.
Is this a lyric haha!
Cadence call! Mp mp don’t arrest me, arrest that commie behind the tree.
Take him down and string him up. The Pepe army will hoist him up!
The chopper has room for one at least one more...
Load him up, but don't close the door.
running cadence used by several military branches.
Gory, gory! What a helluva way to die!
And he ain’t gonna rig no more!
Riggers!
Holy shit! I'm a retired rigger. Small world if you were one too.
Hercules, Hercules!
I like them more when they call them 'Specter'.
The last job my dad worked was on the AC-130Js at Eglin. Awesome machines.
Unfortunately I only ever got to work with the decrepit C-130Ts in the Navy. All respect to our SpecOps guys, but I think it takes more courage to stay IN a C-130T than it takes to jump out of an AC-130J.
I used to work on the C-130Es at Pope, and I agree - some of the landings could be a little hairy. It mostly depended on the pilot. Some of those guys could lay them things down light as a feather, and others would just slam'em on down.
I remember I used to have some of the craziest dreams on those birds when we would go TDY. There was the constant drone of the engines, and then the props would get a slight beat.
I don't miss the Air Force much, but I do miss the flying pickups...
We can transport you to another location or another realm. Your choice.
AC-130W Stinger II Gunship In Action (2020)
Both my first time in a plane and the first plane I jumped out of at Benning. Got a coin for it LOL. I finally landed in a C141 on my 7th flight.
We're gonna need C-5 Galaxies to rid ourselves of the communist scourge.
Broke for hydro...
I suspect most in those groups are NPCs, fair-weather allies who join whatever group looks like they're winning. Deal with the leaders and true believers, end the constant flow of pro-commie propaganda, and then the NPCs will simply follow whatever new programming we give them.
Well, they can't really be portraying Gitmo as a concentration camp if 1) Trump has emergency broadcast powers over the media, and 2) the major anchors, CEO's, shareholders, etc. are all down in Gitmo with the politicians...
...just sayin'
Can't forget John Money!
Taste the rainbow.
Fun fact about the C130 Air drops... they use platforms that allow them to drop jeeps with parachutes by letting the entire pallet slide out the back....
I'm sure those can be modified to hold cages of commies and the C130 can basically take a shit over the ocean.
Edible cages so that the sharks can get to their carcasses.
That's cruelty to animals and shouldn't be done.
Yeah, animals usually dont like to eat us as we are gross and oily.
Be sure to dump chum on them while loading them up.
Yeah, but has a C-17 ever landed and taken off of an aircraft carrier?
Also, does the C-5 drop stuff, or is it only a point to point cargo aircraft?
C-5's are also freaking huge too, so if we managed to round them up, would be good to move them from A to B... assuming you could keep them out of the galley deck that is.
Oh, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar-poc38C84 is a thing that's in favor of the C-130's, as is the AC-130. But really, the great thing about the USAF is there's a lot of planes to choose from, so you've almost always got the right one for the mission.
Aside from the retro look to the C130 (which I think is pretty cool that you have something that looks like it's right out of the 40's - which is also why it can do what it does), my Dad's last assignment in USAF was at an air base with a C-130 wing (and it's the only base that I clearly remember), so I'll prolly always have a soft spot in my heart for them =)
THE SPOOKY! I miss those gals, wish the AC-130Us were still flying.
R.I.P.
Edit: If you guys wanna watch the Spooky in action, here's a good vid from the Emerald Warrior Exercise:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG8A3FXhZ_c
When I was a kid my father took me to an airshow and I got a close up look at a C-130. It seemed like a huge aircraft at the time. On the way home he told me a story about how they had to bulldoze dead commies off a runway in Vietnam so that a C-130 could land. They would land, drop a load and take off even if the commies were trying to overrun the airfield.
I think I see a nice warm seat for Hill Dogg in there.
I can just see her in chains, orange onesie, shivering.
Just drop them off half way.
The hatch malfunctioned
Can fit twice as many if each commie gets half a ticket; not like they need to make it all the way there.
To think commies were considered a major threat decades ago... Stupid leftists have such vitriol for billionaires but refuse to acknowledge they're the ones implanting their cancer of ideologies. How the fuck do they do that?
Fuck commies sincerely. Just as they allowed open white hatred in their critical race theory programs, they should force all students a more deeper understanding of economics and history
Caption:. I don't always drop commies into the Antarctic, but when I do....
Sparta kicking their asses out the back is my preferred option
Too luxurious for them. Strap them to the propellers and wings. Then release the cable!
The AC-130 is an absolute beast.
Just remember kids, this can land on a carrier too.
Now or never!
You’re right. I just whipped it up without much thought. Got lucky and the fabulous mods stickied it.
C130... pfft, C5 Galaxy or GTFO.
Does the C5 still fly any more? Been ages since I saw one
Per Wikipedia (yeah, I know) still in service, with the M model (upgrade of earlier birds, with new engines, avionics, and structure improvements) expected to be in service until 2040
Thanks for the info
That's what I heard from my dad who was in the air Force always breaking down every time they land
Mostly peaceful deportation
My first time on C-130 was like this bird is big, loud and not very luxurious. One of the crew said we might drop our landing gear to turn, do not know if thats true but I loved it kek.
1" manila ropes, wooden stools, old oak trees (& a short drop) are far cheaper to handle persons guilty of treason and more gratifying too!
Finally been saying this for months!
THE LOCKHEED MARTIN C-130 IS THE SUPERIOR PHYSICAL REMOVAL AIRCRAFT
Riding in one is like taking a VW bus across the ocean. I think I could swim faster. I did like working on them though. They are as reliable as a VW.
I thought we gonna kick them out from the back instead of putting them to jail
Open the rear door and pull back on the controls for a steep climb. Adios commies!
“Airman! How many times did you accidentally drop the Commies in the ocean?”
“I dunno, sir. I lost count after three.”
“Give this man a goddamn medal and promotion!”
Time for commies to face the wall
If you oriented those engines vertically it would technically be a helicopter....just saying.
Pats C-130; “This bad boy can haul so many commies to...wait. What commies? This C-130 was always empty.”
You only need to get them into international waters. But do make sure the plane makes it back, its worth something.
That doesn’t look like nearly enough planes, we need way more planes
Pats C-5: This bad boy can carry so many helicopters to carry commies to...
I think that is the same one Monkey Werx was showing the other day. Do you follow him?
yeah only the commies are congressmen now
I packed your guys parachutes myself... totally safe to jump....
They should take a boat there. Preferably during hurricane season.
This legitimately is the new age of Marxists, we can't allow a Bolshevik Revolution in our country. Or we will be having Food lines
I love me a good elephant walk.