You know about the special lounge at the DMV right? The password is "burden." I go to the DMV every week just for the foot massages. And they've got such wonderful charcuterie!
Well according to that one video, white privilege means you no longer have any problems. So congratulations! You now get to live a problem-free existence with the rest of us whities. Using your white privilege doesn't take any active work on your part at all. You get to kick back and relax and your white privilege will do all the work for you. You no longer have to earn anything or work hard because anything you want will now fall into your lap whether you're qualified or not. The only catch is, you have to feel really bad and guilty for having this new perfect life, and you have to constantly apologize to everyone for everything you have. Enjoy ;)
Funny, when I used to tell my Asian friends this is where it would be heading, no one believed it. They all secretly dream that they would also be considered "oppressed" and get some benefits. Seriously, serves them (us) right lol
You can now have fun, according to the "what are whites superior at" video.
Also if you are male you should recieve you invitation to the patriarchy meeting soon.
Well, I confess I did play a big part in it. And my friend told me not to, but I went ahead with it anyway, and in the end I must say Master-Slave paradigm worked out well for our project and now everyone else is adopting Slavery as well. Thanks for asking!
Here's one: you'll never be alone ever again! That's right, as a newly minted white man, you are now a people magnet. If you're ever in a room with, or move to a town with "too many white people," you will be automatically gifted a diverse and multicultural cast of new friends, and they will always be there for you. Always. Everywhere. Haha, friends forever!
I know you are saying it as if its a positive thing, but I personally prefer if people left me along. Damn this white privilege and its no refunds policy!
Just bend the knee to anyone not white and recognize that your life is made easier because your skin. Your people are racist and the only path to redemption is a full and unholy surrender of anything you love, that adds purpose to your life, or that makes you successful.
You must immediately redistribute all your wealth and worldly possessions to POCs that are more deserving that have been systemically marginalized and will never have the same "opportunities" as you because of your white skin.
Asians should exist, and Asian children deserve a future. However, since you aren't Asian anymore, you are no longer allowed to believe or say words to this effect about your own kids. Doing so will get you added to a watch list.
You can stop trying so hard now, please, you’re fucking up the grading curve for the rest of us whites.
Did you start receiving the white male check from the government?
I know, I know, $300 a week isn't much but it's still one of the privileges that we have.
You're only getting $300 in honkybucks? Which state are you in? I get at LEAST 500 honkers deposited each week.
Blue states pay less than red states, obviously!
You know about the special lounge at the DMV right? The password is "burden." I go to the DMV every week just for the foot massages. And they've got such wonderful charcuterie!
Well according to that one video, white privilege means you no longer have any problems. So congratulations! You now get to live a problem-free existence with the rest of us whities. Using your white privilege doesn't take any active work on your part at all. You get to kick back and relax and your white privilege will do all the work for you. You no longer have to earn anything or work hard because anything you want will now fall into your lap whether you're qualified or not. The only catch is, you have to feel really bad and guilty for having this new perfect life, and you have to constantly apologize to everyone for everything you have. Enjoy ;)
So this White Privilege, whats the return policy on this ?
No returns. Now that you're one of us, it's forever, fellow colonist.
The only return policy is to kill yourself.
So it finally happened, where did you see that ?
https://reason.com/2020/11/16/equity-report-north-thurston-asian-students-of-color/
Funny, when I used to tell my Asian friends this is where it would be heading, no one believed it. They all secretly dream that they would also be considered "oppressed" and get some benefits. Seriously, serves them (us) right lol
Wow gotta respect them hustling there own race for money right hahaha at least your based bubble.
I cant stand these "self identified as elite" assholes. They are not ignorant. They are evil.
You can now have fun, according to the "what are whites superior at" video. Also if you are male you should recieve you invitation to the patriarchy meeting soon.
You probably have a better chance starring as Batman now than you had with your Asian privilege.
How does it feel to be responsible for Slavery?
Well, I confess I did play a big part in it. And my friend told me not to, but I went ahead with it anyway, and in the end I must say Master-Slave paradigm worked out well for our project and now everyone else is adopting Slavery as well. Thanks for asking!
According to the left Cubans are also white now
Many of them are. (Or are 15/16ths European or whatever.)
Ana de Armas? That's a white girl.
Use it? Uh-uh. You better start checking it! There's a lot for you to unpack now, sweaty.
Here's one: you'll never be alone ever again! That's right, as a newly minted white man, you are now a people magnet. If you're ever in a room with, or move to a town with "too many white people," you will be automatically gifted a diverse and multicultural cast of new friends, and they will always be there for you. Always. Everywhere. Haha, friends forever!
I know you are saying it as if its a positive thing, but I personally prefer if people left me along. Damn this white privilege and its no refunds policy!
♪In good times
and bad times
they'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for♪
Even if you wanted to escape your new friends, there's nowhere left to run, silly goose!
Ah, its that kinda friends, I see ... lol
I'm just a white boy looking for a place to do my thang
Well, you just used it all on this post. Move aside, {marginalized group} is here to ensure equality of outcome. Thanks for playing!
Just bend the knee to anyone not white and recognize that your life is made easier because your skin. Your people are racist and the only path to redemption is a full and unholy surrender of anything you love, that adds purpose to your life, or that makes you successful.
Bend the KNEE!
Nasty thing identity politics.
Free tickets to the knockout game
This is just purely hypothetical (friends,friend etc) but say someone had a bit of yellow fever...
Now it would just be a normal attraction, no longer fetishy?
There can be no such thing as yellow fever since yellow is the new white !
Hey, good for you.
Basically just means you are not a victim. Victim mentality is a killer. You are now free from said mentality.
Also yea, maybe take it easy on the maths.
Asians make victims out of anyone who tries to tell us we are the victims, hehe
You must immediately redistribute all your wealth and worldly possessions to POCs that are more deserving that have been systemically marginalized and will never have the same "opportunities" as you because of your white skin.
You mean Asian shade of White lol
Well, "technically" I don't think you're allowed to make that distinction anymore... sorry, you just plain white. ;-)
Do forget to go pick up your free brand new car of choice from any dealership in the U.S.
Asians should exist, and Asian children deserve a future. However, since you aren't Asian anymore, you are no longer allowed to believe or say words to this effect about your own kids. Doing so will get you added to a watch list.