Here's one: you'll never be alone ever again! That's right, as a newly minted white man, you are now a people magnet. If you're ever in a room with, or move to a town with "too many white people," you will be automatically gifted a diverse and multicultural cast of new friends, and they will always be there for you. Always. Everywhere. Haha, friends forever!
I know you are saying it as if its a positive thing, but I personally prefer if people left me along. Damn this white privilege and its no refunds policy!
Here's one: you'll never be alone ever again! That's right, as a newly minted white man, you are now a people magnet. If you're ever in a room with, or move to a town with "too many white people," you will be automatically gifted a diverse and multicultural cast of new friends, and they will always be there for you. Always. Everywhere. Haha, friends forever!
I know you are saying it as if its a positive thing, but I personally prefer if people left me along. Damn this white privilege and its no refunds policy!
♪In good times
and bad times
they'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for♪
Even if you wanted to escape your new friends, there's nowhere left to run, silly goose!
Ah, its that kinda friends, I see ... lol