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Kadabra1 78 points ago +81 / -3

Those are rookie numbers. Real pedes check this website when they take a 2am shit in the middle of the night.

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FliesTheFlag 36 points ago +39 / -3

2am shit in the middle of nowhere with barely any cell coverage and downloads like a 9600 baud modem.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 26 points ago +28 / -2

(Netscape Navigator enters the chat)

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 10 points ago +12 / -2

Ask Jeeves says hello.

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DigitalWarrior 7 points ago +9 / -2

I had to search what that was on Alta Vista.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +5 / -2

Kek

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Coslin 3 points ago +4 / -1

Did someone say Prodigy?

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Trump2024 41 points ago +43 / -2

I'm like clockwork, shit every morning at 7AM. The problem is I don't wake up until 9

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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +12 / -2

,😂

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ChinaVirusBigly 1 point ago +4 / -3

So if you're not waking up for that shit you just plop it out in bed and marinate in it for a couple hours?

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +4 / -2

Keeps you warm on cold nights.

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Trump2024 -3 points ago +2 / -5

Humor. Learn about it.

LOL. I got wooooshed!

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