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– Trump2024 41 points ago +43 / -2

I'm like clockwork, shit every morning at 7AM. The problem is I don't wake up until 9

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– AlphaNathan 10 points ago +12 / -2

,😂

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– ChinaVirusBigly 1 point ago +4 / -3

So if you're not waking up for that shit you just plop it out in bed and marinate in it for a couple hours?

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– ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +4 / -2

Keeps you warm on cold nights.

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– Trump2024 -3 points ago +2 / -5

Humor. Learn about it.

LOL. I got wooooshed!

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– Minarchist_Manlet 1 point ago +2 / -1

lol wtf yes his comment is called "humor"

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– ChinaVirusBigly 1 point ago +2 / -1

Says the guy who wooshed on my joke? lmao how do you not see the irony .

Obviously I know what you meant , having to wake up and shit when you're trying to sleep.

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– Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought you were retarded. Sorry. We've been overrun with shills and leftards. I didn't look at your profile to try to determine.

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