Black Rifle Commies? Gillette pussy shaved? Dick's dicked?
Why not channel your righteous angst into learning a new skill?
If a coffee roaster is using you to secretly fund a terrorist organization, why not learn how to roast your own coffee?
When a razor company gets so woke they declare war on their target marketing audience, show them what's what by buying cheap saftey razors or a straight edge if you're hardcore.
Your sporting goods store no longer carries x, y or z because reasons? Learn to make it yourself.
Self reliance is where its at. Each new skill you learn robs your detractors of your sweet, sweet American Dollars.
That's the issue with foolproof plans. People are constantly underestimating the ingenuity of complete fools.