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Soferio 53 points ago +53 / -0

Cant breath in space

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MexicanBeerFlu 15 points ago +15 / -0

You win the internet.

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raytwentynine 25 points ago +25 / -0

Hell he was higher than the space shuttle when the cop had to hold him down so he didn't hurt himself. Also the cop was just following training in dealing with an insane drugged out person and did nothing wrong.

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Vla1ne 17 points ago +17 / -0

That WAS floyd. High on mars.

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WishdoctorsSong 6 points ago +7 / -1

In a way I'm loving this. If Fentanyl Floyd is in the Holocaust museum, then what does that say about the historical narrative that we've all just been taking as gospel?

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the-new-style 1 point ago +1 / -0

almost as stupid as you for not getting the joke

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SickIcarus 12 points ago +12 / -0

This has got to be satire. Right??

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honeymussie 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't even tell anymore, is he really in a holocaust museum because equating those two is gonna make people start asking questions and doing crematorium math...

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RowardHoark 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, obviously

Playing off the “future engineers, doctors, and astronauts” story that the media loves to do.

Most recent example- breonna Taylor was an aspiring EMT (failing to mention she got fired with a do not rehire label from that job)

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NormaJeanRocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guessing he was referring to the Holocaust museum part, I had to check, turns out its real. Honk Honk

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FrankEinstein 7 points ago +7 / -0

Always playing the victim ....

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ErinCinderella 5 points ago +5 / -0

Since when do we send meth heads to the moon?!

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CuckS1ayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can stay.

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LetMeBeFrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

I refuse to believe that this is an unironic post.

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the-new-style 1 point ago +1 / -0

cyclisthate14

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Carbum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude looks like he used a steam roller for a crack pipe... can't breath my ass

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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's one small knee for man...and one giant reach for deluded kind.

I mean, that's probably what Lord Sir George Floyd thought was going on right before he died. Hours later. At the hospital. From swallowing enough drugs to kill a barn animal.

His last words were a futile cry for Dr. Spaceman, who, sadly, was busy injecting brain chemical into Joe Biden's desiccated skull at the time.

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Heldiggrisen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t know, but orange looks pretty sus.

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Panthers426 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I the bronze kneecap with my big bronze kneecap"

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just how high was he?