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207255257 188 points ago +191 / -3

Spice 9000

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Strike_Eagle784 71 points ago +75 / -4

IT'S OVER 9000!

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redhot_alex 12 points ago +12 / -0

meme god status level is over 69420

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Jackhererer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Selling your body for money is 1 of the world's oldest and most profitable professions. Unless your stormy Daniel's.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

So webcam girl?

Don’t crick frens.

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Lenguado 1 point ago +1 / -0

Illegal Alien Dead PA voter - DEPORT Immediately!

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Deadpool 157 points ago +162 / -5

Just like Fentanyl Floyd 👌😂

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SupremeDearLeader2 51 points ago +56 / -5

My new band Jogging With Hammers is doing a benefit to help all the poor child molesters and violent woman beating criminals out there who only get 12 million dollar settlements , shame on you Trumpies!

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540k-Again 10 points ago +12 / -2

Commies gonna commie!

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SvixGale 7 points ago +8 / -1

Helicopters gonna helicopter.

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Krakens gonna Krak.

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FattyWatt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our Kracken's gonna crack GA, first &that's just the beginning! ~~Helicopters gonna BRRRRR.

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thethrax 13 points ago +16 / -3

I just spit my coffee out laughing reading this

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learntocode 6 points ago +9 / -3

i chortled on mine

kekd hard

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SvixGale 8 points ago +9 / -1

If you don't jam your gun into a pregnant woman's belly, do you even floyd, bro?

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Darkheartisland 29 points ago +32 / -3

I still can't believe how easily people exploited his death for political purposes. If Al Sharpton saw him begging on the street while alive he wouldn't give him a dime.

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SvixGale 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sources report Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson did, in fact, walk past Floyd who was begging.

They laughed at him.

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CillBlinton 7 points ago +7 / -0

DUDE I heard about that. Supposedly they were on the way to present Trump with another award for helping the black community so much.

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SvixGale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep! Clearly we have the same well-placed, high-level anonymous sources...

:-D

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CondeNasty 3 points ago +4 / -1

His daughter would have sued him for making her fall over him.

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Taylor3006 8 points ago +9 / -1

This always pissed me off. When the coroner's report came out and it said Floyd was positive for Covid, my first reaction was "Ok he is a Covid death" because that is how they literally are counting those deaths. Dying with Covid is not the same thing as dying OF Covid. Yet that is how we come to that often touted 250k deaths... The hypocrisy & stupidity of it all makes me sick.

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fac1 5 points ago +7 / -2

But Floyd also had COVID. I guess they made an exception for him.

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MajorTom 4 points ago +4 / -0

The lore's characters have fun names. Sleepy Joe, Fentanyl Floyd, Killary, Mini Mike. Even Wikipedia has a list of nicknames Trump gave people lol.

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Deadpool 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t forget Fat Jerry (Nadler), Liddle Adam Schitt, That Bartender (AOC), The one who married her brother, Nervous Nancy, Cryin Chuck Schumer and Big Mike.

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Ebbie8708 90 points ago +93 / -3

I mean, I’m just a lowly peasant and all, but wouldn’t be fucking nice if ONE person who makes any damn decisions that affects more than themselves asked..

“When does this fucking end?”

600k a year die from heart disease each year. No fucking shutdowns of McDonald’s or restrictions on the damn junk food aisle.

250k children get cancer a year, and 1 in 5 will die from it. No one gives a fuck outside of people who are related or working with the kid.

The average time in a nursing home is 14-18 months. I love the elderly and was one of those kids who wanted to spend time with my grandma. But old being ducking die. Everyday. Being old used to be a cause of death 10 months ago.

And Trump said he wanted to eradicate AIDS/HIV in America by 2030. No where did he say the flu would be gone too. Amazing man.

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electioninfection 56 points ago +60 / -4

The nursing home part is the absolute worst part of this. I have an extended family member who was just put into a dementia care home a couple months back and she can only get one visitor at a time... on the other side of an external window... and has to use a phone like she's a fucking prisoner. This is cruel. She ends up crying when the visitor needs to leave. This has to stop. All of this bullshit "to save just one life" needs to stop. People die. Get the fuck over it, libtards.

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 34 points ago +37 / -3

The switch flipped for me. Only one person PER DAY can visit my mother in the hospital, and has to be my dad to deal with the fuck head doctors from trying to kill her.

Yet BLM was free as bird to do their bullshit, no masks, no restrictions... This is in Texas, still, today. Can't go to church still "safe from home" or "wear a mask cand can't sing" and not one single cucked pastor has said shit.

We've won this and will take this all the way pedes. Voter fraud first, then COVID fraud. They all get the rope.

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Ebbie8708 17 points ago +19 / -2

Rope is far to nice to these assholes who are trying to destroy our country.

We have NEVER shut down our country before. Even during the damn civil war, dumb asses were tailgating and watching on the sidelines like they were at a Michigan vs Ohio game until they got caught in the cross fire.

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CillBlinton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rope is cheaper than lead

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MichelleObamasBulge 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ve have a better idea. Lock them all in some stadium that goes bankrupt over lockdowns. Let them tear each other to pieces. They’ll be full blown Lord of the Flies within about 45 minutes

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540k-Again 10 points ago +12 / -2

...to deal with the fuck head doctors from trying to kill her.

The nursing home part is the absolute worst part of this

These two things x 100,000!

Made a thousand times worse by ObamaCare, it's destroyed American Medicine, and full speed ahead on killing/kidnapping/warehousing older Americans even with Medicare/etc.

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Deadpool 5 points ago +7 / -2

I am building a guillotine .... I got the idea from here.... https://thedonald.win/p/11QRte1Gq2/guatemalans-bring-guillotine-to-/c/

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WarViper1337 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same story here. My Grandmother is now in a memory care center but hasn't been able to see her own family face to face in months. The best she has gotten is face time calls over an ipad. It breaks my heart she has to spend the last part of her life isolated from her family while dementia robs her of her memories of the family she loved so very much.

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Rufus_Shinra 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whenever someone says the save one life bullshit, tell them shutting down the border and putting the military there would save millions of lives over time because 90% of heroin comes from South of the border. If we could save one life by taking this common sense measure, it's worth it.

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Kweebecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

The excuse of "literally anything is worth it, if it saves one life" is usable literally anywhere.

Nuking China would save at least one life from lead poisoning, and if it means saving one life by this simple action... They've already outright declared that suicide rates and the economy are not concerns to them. They KNOW that those are deaths. Preventable deaths. Of youth and working-aged people. But any amount of deaths and suffering is worth it if it means saving one life to them. So why not nuke China? That's the logical conclusion to their thought process, after all: Any amount of people dead is worth saving a singular life to them.

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electioninfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

The uptick in suicide is a huge issue. In my tiny town, in one day a couple months back, 13 kids ended up in the ER from trying to commit suicide. No one heard about this and I only know because an ER nurse told someone I know.

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MerchantMan99 12 points ago +15 / -3

This is truly the key question. I want a god damn end date. Presumably, if the gov't gave some absurd number, like 30 years, then everyone would stop right away. So when is the magic date that people will finally stop obeying the fucking lockdowns and mask mandates despite what the gov't says. Hopefully, it's soon because I've passed my threshold a long time ago.

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Rufus_Shinra 11 points ago +11 / -0

There is no end date because the shutdowns give the leftist elite power, and once corrupt elites get power they never give it up willingly...ever.

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LessSwampMoreMAGA 11 points ago +13 / -2

15 days to stop the spread.

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Kweebecker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Despite what people say, the gov't are not, in fact, idiots. The end date will forever be two to four weeks away by their declarations, because they know if they said back in March "yeah... Christmas is cancelled.", they'd've been shot on the spot.

The "magic" end-date is never. Because so long as it is only two to four weeks away, they'll be willing to wait, it's less than a month away, after all.

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MerchantMan99 7 points ago +7 / -0

It pisses me off that more people don't realize this. Back in January/February, it felt like I was living in a golden era. And people have decided to throw it all away in the name of safety.

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zuccherina 6 points ago +8 / -2

It doesn't end. Because this was all planned. I'm convinced of it.

https://thedonald.win/p/11QRtcqgKL/obama-changed-the-rules-executiv/

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mnguy12000 4 points ago +6 / -2

come everyone knows we would live forever if we never get the covid!

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Averon 3 points ago +3 / -0

We should all get covid and then live forever just to prove them wrong.

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MichelleObamasBulge 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish one person in “the media” would ask about this supposed coin shortage the country is going through. All of the sudden one day there were signs in all the stores about a coin shortage. Never heard anyone on TV talk about it

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Tryhardneckbeard 22 points ago +25 / -3

Net Neutrality here....

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CloakAndDagger 18 points ago +21 / -3

The Jerusalem embassy killed me

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 9 points ago +12 / -3

Tax cuts for me

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macrolinx 7 points ago +9 / -2

I've lost track of the number of things that killed me in the last 4 years. But you know what I HAVEN'T died from yet? WINNING!

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dookiebot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nonsense. All of us died when WW3 started back in January.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 4 points ago +7 / -3

TPP casualty here...

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DemsFuckKids 27 points ago +30 / -3

george floyd?

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Genericwhitemale 12 points ago +15 / -3

fentanyl floyd

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Webasdias 7 points ago +10 / -3

George, Patron Saint of Fentanyl.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 23 points ago +26 / -3

Symptoms include: •Jumping off bridges

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Patriots2020 6 points ago +9 / -3

So glad I didn’t have coffee in my mouth 😂

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WTCUS 15 points ago +19 / -4

Brilliant.

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Apersonofinterest 12 points ago +15 / -3

If there’s Covid in their spit, you must acquit!

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superp321 11 points ago +14 / -3

Ohhoho Shit thats a good one.

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rubberkidney 5 points ago +7 / -2

he is dumb af but the guy can act and he pulled a legendary face for the ages here.

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TwoStar 7 points ago +9 / -2

Some dipshit took the time to downvote every single comment on this post. What a fucking loser!

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GlacialSpeed 7 points ago +10 / -3

High Quality Shitpost

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Isolated_Patriot 7 points ago +10 / -3

The solution to all of our problems is staring us in the face! Ya'll got anymore of them Covid-Bullets?

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Geyck 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Fuq. Most of these comments have exactly 3 downvotes.

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SavingPrivateGrace 3 points ago +7 / -4

Doomers and cucks brigade...a tactic used by TMOR foreigners for communism. Don't give them a platform.

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SavingPrivateGrace 1 point ago +5 / -4

You don't have Mod experience obviously.

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SavingPrivateGrace -5 points ago +3 / -8

I understand that and still respect the decision of the leader for my own good. We are not a debate sub.

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whalefairchex 6 points ago +9 / -3

Maybe this is why they think the virus is "racist". Going after the murderers. Lol

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newlurker4 5 points ago +7 / -2

with everyone wearing masks and being mostly peaceful it is the perfect cover.

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kckilgann0n 5 points ago +9 / -4

The great George Floyd (the greatest black man ever, peace and blessings be upon him) was the only one to test positive whose death wasn't ruled a covid death. HMMMM...

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Puppetbones 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol some shill going through with 4 accounts and downvoting every comment.

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Paulsonyourchin 4 points ago +7 / -3

Has anyone else had Covid?

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Foxbat 7 points ago +10 / -3

Yes I had it in April. I had a fever for 2 hours 2 days in a row and coughed up some nasty phlegm. That was it.

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MerchantMan99 5 points ago +7 / -2

Nope. No masking, no social distancing. About the only precaution I've taken is less eating out. Been around thousands of people and not a thing so far.

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erifneerg 4 points ago +7 / -3

I did back in March. I live with my parents to help take care of my elderly father. Both them got it. For me it was like the flu and got over it within a week. My father unfortunately didn't make it (he's was over 80+ cancer etc). Mom was in the hospital but made it back.

edit: to be clear, my dad was a high risk case. I have doubts it would have been much different if he got last year's flu.

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learntocode 3 points ago +8 / -5

My family keeps talking about "the long term effects". Any anecdotal evidence that you are experiencing something like that?

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lerm4comptroller 3 points ago +3 / -0

The long term effects... of a strain of a disease that has only been around for a year?

Do ya see the problem here?

I mean, if we wanna compare it to the usual upper respiratory infection, then we can safely say that yes there are often some long term effects especially with the elderly or infirm... But I'm sure you see the Pandora's box that would open: if we treat it as a normal uri here, the public might try to do that in other areas and we can't have that. So instead they have to turn it into some big Doompornfest that frankly is based on nothing.

(My own grandmother died of pneumonia caused by lung damage brought on by a mild flu she had almost a year prior. It's incredibly common. Hilariously, the CDC reported her death as flu, her death certificate said pneumonia, while we all just agreed our 95 year old gramma passed of old age.)

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erifneerg 2 points ago +2 / -0

I started having chest pains a month later. I later realized it was just muscle pain from not going to gym in a while. After I apply icy hot on my chest i was fine. That's about it.

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learntocode 0 points ago +1 / -1

I figured. There is a perfect response from the mass media to keep the fear ramped up to 11, and my relatives parrot this shit like it's their last name, first name and DOB on a government form.

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Robbie06261995 3 points ago +7 / -4

Gonna share this one on FacistBook, see how they react over there.

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JamesBlomey 2 points ago +2 / -0

OP must have giggling like a nut while typing the title. Nice one.

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JamesBlomey 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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JasonPatrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Firefighters needed this meme is a blowtorch

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RockFlagAndEagle2020 2 points ago +6 / -4

Not gonna lie pissed my pants on this one. Great job

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Grade-AA 2 points ago +6 / -4

Checkmate, Columbo!

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TwoStar 2 points ago +6 / -4

I lol'd. Out Loud.

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Azrael1776 2 points ago +6 / -4

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dale, come quick, we're coughing on the CNN microphones!

It's the perfect crime! How will the Fake News ever report it?!

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AlphaOmaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Floyd had Covid and ate his drugs and OD’d but they still blamed the cop.

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BackingBlue1987 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL!

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Alkaizer 2 points ago +6 / -4

Arrest Covid!

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Widowmaker 2 points ago +6 / -4

Always a way out it seems lol

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Titan93 2 points ago +2 / -0

Taken out of the Chinese communists playbook

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Russianfist 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. Release the prisonners
  2. Assist to high pick in crime
  3. Count all deaths as Covid deaths
  4. "Muh look at these numbers"
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Muzzah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that's FUNNY!

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Vae62 1 point ago +5 / -4

Maximum KEK

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AtariArtist 1 point ago +3 / -2

I’m sure this happened in 2020.

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Hades440 1 point ago +4 / -3

Are they still putting people in jail? When they started releasing people because of Covid I assumed they stopped using them all together.

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Four_of_Seven 1 point ago +4 / -3

Fuckin perfect.

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catvideos3 1 point ago +4 / -3

But for Covid, he would have lived.

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Trump_World_Order 0 points ago +2 / -2

Epstein had COVID.

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Dudemanfoo 0 points ago +2 / -2

Dayum.

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thedaynos 2 points ago +5 / -3

I watch CNN just to get a read on what the DNC talking points are for the day.

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learntocode -1 points ago +3 / -4

I cant deal with the psychic disruption those evil fucks induce.

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Canapeder 0 points ago +3 / -3

Rofl!