Because they are sad, compromised un-men who are routinely cucked by wives who have never loved them. I suspect Mittens in particular has never had a working penis. He certainly acts like it.

Christie is just a nobody. He's got himself a few brief headlines, and is pleased with himself. He'll be a nobody again soon, but one who has incurred the wrath of God Emperor. Lol. Fuck Christie and Fuck Mittens.