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ElderPedeMAGAmiaower 139 points ago +140 / -1

I doubt if these things are Christian. It looks like a Unitarian Universalist "church". Unitarians are absolutely not Christian, do not worship Christ. They are essentially a political club masquerading as a church. Stay far far away from these things.

p.s. As an older Pede and a woman, I might add that these women illustrate perfectly why women should not be in charge of protecting our civilization. Sorry, ladies, it's true. Women almost single-handedly have brought Western Civilization to the brink. I would also venture a guess that the most severely sucked males are the products of these women.

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TrumpsWall [S] 73 points ago +73 / -0

So true. The Universalist church in my town flies a rainbow flag and a BLM fist. “Pastors” are two lesbians.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 25 points ago +25 / -0

I can’t help but notice...female pastor

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 36 points ago +36 / -0

This is 100% child abuse.

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Brainz 15 points ago +15 / -0

I’m a grown man and I wanna cry for this little kid. He is totally fucked and that’s sad. These sick sons of bitches think this is totally fine? Disgusting.

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anthemstander 21 points ago +21 / -0

Same here. My parents took me there when I was a kid for awhile. I kept asking them, "What do they believe?" They could never give me a straight answer. I could never figure out why we'd attend a church that only pretended to be an actual church.

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glow-operator-2-0 14 points ago +14 / -0

what do they believe?

IDK LOL

But I believe in a thousand yard stare, a set up zeroed to 100, 200, and 300 yards, and Corona beer with lemon or lime slices.

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CrankHandler1991 6 points ago +7 / -1

I was with you until the last bit.

I'll always hold to the truth that a beer that requires citrus to taste good isn't a good beer.

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acasper 0 points ago +1 / -1

Money.

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SyNiKaLiTy 3 points ago +3 / -0

False profits proclaiming the "word of God" in pure blasphemy.

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BasedBoneSaw 41 points ago +41 / -0

My great aunt went to a Unitarian church. Our whole family is pretty orthodox Lutheran and actively practicing. I was SO CONFUSED at her funeral. I figured it was some evangelical branch I’d never heard of. NOPE. Straight up just a weird SJW cult that pretends it’s a church. They’re all atheist. Apparently before she died she told my grandma (her sister) that she wanted a real Christian funeral etc. my grandma (she was super based, politically involved her whole life) straight up told her own sister “you can’t have it both ways, you either truly accept and worship Christ or you don’t”. And she’s right.

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UnderCoverTrumper 39 points ago +39 / -0

I was raised as a Unitarian and I agree, this looks like the Unitarians. I can also confirm that Unitarians are idiots.

You guys have no idea how crazy these people are, at 14 in Sunday school, we all had to watch slides demonstrating how to masturbate. There were also slides of fat lesbians have sex, etc. etc. This was all "educational."

They don't tell the parents what's going on in these classes. I mentioned it to my parents later and they were shocked.

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UnderCoverTrumper 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm starting to have some questions myself.

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Unboosted 2 points ago +2 / -0

The gays really do need to rise up against pride parades. Tell everyone to put their dildos away and stay away from the kids.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is horrifying. You were a smart cookie to tell your parents. I hope you found a real church community. Keep your discernment. It will serve you well.

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UnderCoverTrumper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, honestly. The whole thing was so disturbing that it backfired and I immediately became EXTREMELY conservative in regards to intimacy. My brother was so shocked by it, he's yet to even date and he's 30.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +2 / -0

There’s something extremely perverse with people who seek to corrupt the innocent whatever their age may be but especially children. Protect yourself but I hope you and your brother both find love and intimacy with the right ones. These are strange times.

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ElderPedeMAGAmiaower 27 points ago +27 / -0

oops. I typed "cucked" but it changed to "sucked". Whatever. Sucked works too.

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RandoMando2A 12 points ago +12 / -0

I am here to tell you these things are NOT Christian things. Do not be deceived. There is no Christian, more importantly, no Bible backing for this kind of behavior. Absolutely NONE.