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- Ahh - Christmas Tree arrives at the White House - (twitter.com) 😍🐆 MELANIA 🐆😍
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Bullet3250 13 points ago +16 / -3

DeBasio'inch

It was quarter past dawn...

All the Whos, still a-bed,

All the Whos, still a-snooze when he packed up his sled,

Packed it up with their presents! The ribbons! The wrappings!

The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!

Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Crumpit,

He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!

"Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" he was grinchishly humming.

"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!"

"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!"

"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two,

Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry Boo Hoo!"

"That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "That I simply MUST hear!"