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BidenCrimeFamily 90 points ago +94 / -4

Take my turkey and ham from my cold dead hands. I am having 2 this week! One for each term!

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Lol_Garrus [S] 45 points ago +49 / -4

Dont tread on my turkey!

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Strike_Eagle784 31 points ago +34 / -3

No step on turkey!

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deleted 21 points ago +23 / -2
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Taylor3006 16 points ago +18 / -2

Annnddd that needs to be a flag... A meme at least....

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Taylor3006 5 points ago +6 / -1

NICE! Damn I wish I wasn't locked out of Twitter again. Would use that as my profile pic....

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magabirdlady 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or dressing😊

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Snake 34 points ago +36 / -2

They already took mine. Most of my best friends still have TDS and covid fears. My girlfriend left me because of politics. My family cancelled Thanksgiving.

So I'll be here with you guys if you're not too busy celebrating.

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Centrist_Vet 16 points ago +17 / -1

I lost a lot of people but I have you pedes, most of my family is already dead anyway. I have my based wife and my kids who talk about how terrible China is, I turned my mom from a Trump hater but lost my brother. Now I have an army of pedes and salt to my left and right and I know, WE WILL NOT FALTER NOR FAIL!

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TexasPiper 13 points ago +15 / -2

Sorry friend. You’re welcome to come to casa de TexasPiper

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 9 points ago +11 / -2

That’s depressing.

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +5 / -1

de-dressing.

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Berkeley 7 points ago +8 / -1

which state are you in?

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Snake 6 points ago +6 / -0

Iowa.

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Berkeley 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn. I'm on the west coast. I'd totally hang out if I was closer :-)

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magabirdlady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awe sorry fren.

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Italians_Invented_2A 19 points ago +21 / -2

Sorry but hijacking top comment to invite pedes who can to help in PA

https://thedonald.win/p/11QRtgGPv3/pa-deadline-today-if-you-want-to/

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Hamiltonfai 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many scoops?

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midgetpornrocks 1 point ago +2 / -1

2 turkeys + 2 hams = 5 terms?