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MrZ211 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should make like the one that lost really won, say the looser appealed and in an audit they found evidence of voter fraud and overturn his first decision.

Or is that too "on the nose" and will just come off as cringe? lol

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Mooma 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should change the turkey's name to Jim acosta, and then let everyone know he pardoned it, because it self identified as a chicken.

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Classicalliberal 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, he should rename the turkeys "Kra" and "Ken," pardon them, and then release them into DC...

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imatrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL . I support this.

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Cdogger 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 scoops, 2 genders, 2 terms, 2 turkeys!

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theanniechrist 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be funny if the reason he gave for not pardoning the turkeys was “I have bigger pardons in store”, or something to that effect.

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Fenrir24 1 point ago +1 / -0

Public "execution" and then look knowingly at the camera.

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becky21k 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just name the turkey Joe.

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ModernDayMao 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then he pulls out a Trump edition Colt 45 mag dumps they Turkey says: “bye Joe” drops the 45 and walks off stage.

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Cyphr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is the turkey. RIP.

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Grindelwald 1 point ago +1 / -0

And change their names and

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geraldine1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Great idea!

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suckmycorona 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deep fry that thing right on the lawn

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AngeredKabar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't it already get pardoned?