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making_upvotes 21 points ago +23 / -2

Being on the same side is doing the dishes and putting away the groceries! for America! and freedom!

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NetherPede 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good food and hygiene make strong and healthy pedes!!! Do your duty and turn those commie carrots into good commie carrots!!!

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NuclearRocks1 56 points ago +56 / -0

Would of been a nice surprise if you ordered up one of those new fangled dishwasher the President talks about. Or u could of surprised her and just done the dishes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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MineOwnSelf 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's not too late to do them or at least help!

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MineOwnSelf 15 points ago +15 / -0

There you go!!! :-)

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Rhuairhi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Man down! Man down!

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂🤣😂

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek

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MartinLuther2 -36 points ago +3 / -39

Hi boomer. Why the fuck didn't you do anything when the commies were taking over the country?

Your generation sucks

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Oldguard08 6 points ago +6 / -0

God damn hero save some pussy for the rest of us. So glad to have keyboard warriors of such great reputation as your fine self, blaming everyone for the situation instead of getting something done. 🙄

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MartinLuther2 -11 points ago +2 / -13

I literally can't. Everyone around me is a brainwashed liberal. They took over every institution in the country and you didn't do anything.

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Oldguard08 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me? There isn't a Democrat within 5 miles or more from me and based on the recent results of the election only something about 330,000 in my whole state of 4 million. Don't come at me sideways because you didn't prepare yourself for this. It was no secret this was coming, didn't you read the history books, did you serve in the military? People have been talking about the corruption for years. Did you not hear people say that freedom isn't free, they always forget to tell you the part about it meaning you might die for that freedom not just some other poor patriot. Time to nut up or shut up friend.

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Saltyspicoli27 4 points ago +4 / -0

You sound like a little bitch. Why didn't the previous generation rescue me? You sound like Greta... This is you... HOW DARE YOU!

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Saltyspicoli27 5 points ago +5 / -0

We found the guy that shoved the remote up his ass on that video∆∆

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Countess1066 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to ask mine in very clear language. Once I do that things get done... but unless I spell it out to him... lol. Please. Take. Out. The. Trash. Or. I. Will. Explode.

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seeingeyebitch 34 points ago +34 / -0

You're up to speed on the Donald because you've been reading the Donald while you're supposed to be working, and you're upset because your wife is also reading the Donald.

Putting the groceries away yourself would have taken less time than bitching about it.

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MineOwnSelf 21 points ago +21 / -0

Mrs. QuiteChaos, I'm praying for you & Mr. QuietChaos. We all know the stress of all of this. It's a sign we all know this defines the future in ways non TD.W folk have not yet realized. We've got your back.

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MineOwnSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are welcome! :-)

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Isolated_Patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

My wife and I go back and forth over who is more annoyed at the other not getting anything done because of thedonald. I have a feeling it's a similar story round the world right now. lol

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Magachick67 19 points ago +19 / -0

Been there done that. Except I also check The Donald in the car in the parking lot of the grocery store before I drive home.

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DanIsSwell 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have to stop myself from checking while I’m in the shower. I’ve learned, it leaves me with cold water and bad hygiene.

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Averon 4 points ago +4 / -0

My tankless water heater works great. Constant hot water that doesn't run out.

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

I need one. TD showers all day, everyday!

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Jjabrams 19 points ago +19 / -0

My household is falling apart ive lost 10 lbs , when by husband comes downstairs I quietly get off the couch and pretend to be doing something .I'm a mess. And it's all because of this amazing site

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Pepe_Maximus 7 points ago +7 / -0

same, my wife is catching on to my bullshit though.

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DanIsSwell 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh man, I’ve been doing the same thing! This can’t be healthy.

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WashingtonRedskins 18 points ago +18 / -0

Were tendies dropped?

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smeshthisguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

They say I shouldn't cherish, but I cherish!

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

If by “tendies” you mean here husbands nuts, they may not be ok after this.

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oldschoolkiwi 16 points ago +16 / -0

My wife's taken to sleeping in another room, cos I'm in NZ all new stuff comes overnight and Im reading till the wee small hours... It's Addictive TD.W

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WinstonSmith1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

"We're not turning the site back on until see 3 million people in DC!" LOL:)

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn! Don't give them any ideas!!

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killerbunny88 10 points ago +10 / -0

I relate so hard to this! My house is a wreck right now, but here I am instead of finishing my Christmas decorating and cleaning up lol..... and company is coming on Wednesday.

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comakevin76 9 points ago +12 / -3

I have made it with my wife for 37 years. If you need a new one just let me know. I must warn you however mine comes with a disclaimer. Never leave your wallet in plain sight, never let her ask you something when you are half asleep because you might agree to something you will regret later, never ever go shopping with her because she will just wear you out till you give in to what ever she really wants and keep her gun in a locked case so you can have a running start if she gets upset at you. Other than that she hates to cook, loves takeout but in her defense she will do the dishes and take out the trash. LMAO.

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Immafancyboy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Get your own account.

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CokeOrPepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now nothing is going to get done.

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome fren! Watch your back. The Mrs. is behind you!! Lol

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chewsoap 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't see the problem here.

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bellcurvestrikesback 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmao real shit yo

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

beep bop be boop

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DanIsSwell 6 points ago +6 / -0

Your wife makes me feel better. There are other people, doing exactly what I’m doing!

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WinstonSmith1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

or not doing, as case may be:)

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pepperconchobhar 5 points ago +5 / -0

My poor husband went through that for years. After our son died I lost my shit. Our daughter lost her shit. He held it together while the two of us fought for our lives.

We discovered that we were actually sick. Like physically ill. I'd developed scleroderma and my daughter's pituitary had shit the bed. Her doctor said that we already had the weaknesses built in, but the emotional blow exploited those weaknesses. Damn near killed both of us.

Now I eat carnivore to keep my autoimmune disease in remission and she's on high doses of steroids so her heart will continue beating. I've lost 100 pounds and she's lost 60. We're cooking, cleaning, shopping, laughing. We are living again. But now we're healthier. We're happy. We're strong.

And now we're able to support HIM. He doesn't have to do it all alone anymore.

Please don't quit, but don't LET them quit trying either. I had to crawl my way away from the grave and it took everything I had. I went to dozens of specialists and they said that I was terminal. I just kept trying shit until something worked. (Freaking Jordan Peterson interview and decided to try the all-meat diet. I'd tried everything else and had nothing to lose. To my great shock, it freaking worked.)

As my son used to say, "Where there's breath, there's hope."

He was right!

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WinstonSmith1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hang in there 'pede, better days are coming! :)

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +3 / -0

Prayers pede! Make sure to somehow get some time for yourself.

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Staggerwing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Find our Father in Heaven, he’s super cool, and shoulders bigger that you know! He heals all wounds. In Jesus name, Amen.

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Staggerwing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t thank me, thank him! He is your Father and he gives you the strength! And he’s way cool...

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Blurpy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Donald Trump is working 16 hours a day 7 days week for us. HOLD THE LINE.

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JoePCool14 5 points ago +5 / -0

This sounds like a First Pede Problem. If only I had a girlfriend/wife who loved TD as much as I did!

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Magahotstuff2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol...broken wife to broken wife, I get it. TRUMP 2020!!!

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Kekbewithus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Marry her again

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pepperconchobhar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Marry her harder.

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TwoStar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Suck it up, buttercup!

Be grateful that she married you!

(Congrats)

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jughaid 4 points ago +4 / -0

WTH -- she has her priorities straight, so why complain?

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. Not sure what exactly is the problem.

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NetherPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might not be the most popular opinion, but here goes. Keep in mind that it isn't called psychological warfare for nothing. You are telling her her reality isn't real. Not everyone can handle it. Don't try to force your "beliefs" on her if she "shuts down" when you do, it IS scary shit. (I mean, when would it ever be ok to force your beliefs on someone) I'm in the same situation, she actually told me as much about 10 years ago (always been into conspiracies). I get the frustration, but I won't sacrifice her mental state for it.

---edit: I get that I might be projecting, but at least consider it

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deplorabetty 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about order some takeout and support a struggling local business, use paper plates and let your wife surf?

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BidenHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what we do. Use disposable plates, bowls, etc part of the time to take some of the burden off. We both share in household duties, but sometimes one needs more help than the other & you just have to pick up the slack to help them get through. In the end though, a clean house isn't nearly as important as a peaceful one. Whatever you can do to have peace in the home & for everyone to know they're loved, is worth doing.

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Drinkup4 4 points ago +4 / -0

If she went to the grocery store, you need to put up the groceries.

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ConTexYankee 6 points ago +6 / -0

I say this to my husband all the time and then he puts away everything in the pantry just anywhere and it drives me insane.

I’m onto him...he does it just so I will say “I’ll do it”. Hmmmmm

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janetrosemarie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love it! The addiction is marvelous and we are all feeling it... Blessings

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my experience, nothing says "let's make it to 33" like "you have a problem." :)

MAGA on, 'pedes

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pepe_lover 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife went from watching the view to being a Steve Bannon war room pandemic viewer

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cara_c 2 points ago +2 / -0

A little spoiled food is a small price to pay for a based wife.

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Luke7137 2 points ago +2 / -0

shit i would do the dishes for her thats hot if shes on donald.win

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Proud_American 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she got home and left the groceries out to perish, she does in fact have a problem. Put ‘em away immediately. Then it’s just fine to catch up on whatever.

The dishes,,,meh,,,not an issue. They won’t spoil.

I agree, if you can’t stay abreast of the food and get it into the refrigerator, you deserve to be called out.

You being up to speed makes no difference, though. Shoulda left that sentiment in your back pocket.

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Here_we_go 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine taking 20 mins from your hard working day of surfing tdw and actually helped her so after shopping and doing crap for the house she could be happily surprised. Nah too much. She is an addict. Got it.

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Saltypede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm supposed to be clearing the army and I spend all my day on td bout to have to rush through the process lol

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GeneralVeers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uhh.......I fail to see how this is a problem.

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Tseliteiv 0 points ago +5 / -5

At least she was still in the kitchen though. Have you tried distracting her from thedonald with a big dick? There's no way she can read thedonald so much and not be constantly turned on by the shear excitement of the winning going on.

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JoePCool14 -1 points ago +2 / -3

Ok coomer

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