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ThatGuyWithThatThing 205 points ago +205 / -0

Awwww babys first meme! They grow up so fast (tear)

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Missanthripocenex 94 points ago +94 / -0

“EVIDENCE OF VOTER FRAUD! DEAD AHEAD!”

*cue My heart will go on.

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The_banned 33 points ago +33 / -0

Scene: Kkkopmala floats on a door large enough for her and Bumblin Joe to fit on, Joe hangs off to the side.

Joe: I think I see some little girls in that lifeboat over there. Let go of my hand you filthy... is that... is that your real hair? sniffs

KKKopmala: [laughs in witch]

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EagleI 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kamala wouldn't even hesitate to drop Joe into those icey waters.

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The_banned 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only after Joe secures them two seats in a lifeboat. She'd toss him so she has room to kick back and relax.

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CaptRied 12 points ago +13 / -1

Captain [Dems/Deep State]: “Damn the election fraud!! Instruct the band to play louder! Engine room, full speed ahead!”

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ClokworkGremlin 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's very clearly Democrats celebrating Trump's inaguration.

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dddash 8 points ago +8 / -0

The kek is strong with this one.

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meltingman 96 points ago +96 / -0

You taught her well :) nice job

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KekMasterYoda 27 points ago +27 / -0

Strong in the force, this one is.

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ripley88 12 points ago +12 / -0

Username checks out.

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meltingman 6 points ago +6 / -0

You have done well Obi Wan :) stay strong Patriot . She will need you even more now .

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Proud_American 69 points ago +69 / -0

Awesome.

I think it would work if the iceberg was the Supreme Court, as well.

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Lautruch3 [S] 41 points ago +42 / -1

I hear you, but Trump has many paths to stop their partying, not just SCOTUS.

It could fall back to the state legislatures to select electors or even Congress in the absence of either candidate getting 270 EC votes...

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Yunogood 21 points ago +21 / -0

We have the best icebergs, don't we folks?

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MeatSlave 3 points ago +3 / -0

YUGE icebergs! The best!

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love_and_peace 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's a kraken just beneath the surface guiding the ship

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CeruleanShadow 9 points ago +9 / -0

KRAKENBERG!

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K-Harbour -11 points ago +4 / -15

With the 21 Republican Rats in the Senate, a contingent election could very well result in:

Biden / Clinton.

Ouch!!!

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Redpill-notCommieRed 30 points ago +30 / -0

Nice! A little young to be drafted but not the first time age didn't stop patriotism! I bet she's going to be a leader in the pepe meme division.

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Fired4MaskRefusal 19 points ago +19 / -0

Well played

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MissPede 15 points ago +15 / -0

Proud of this little lady Pede!

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Can0_Wh00pass17 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yesssssssssss! Junior pedes UNITE!!!

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MajorTom 13 points ago +13 / -0

Based daughter

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AwesomeOpossum 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not too bad kid. Keep up the good work.

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RussianLimbaugh 9 points ago +9 / -0

Order! Everyone remain calm! Disabled Trans & non-binary people of color to the lifeboats first. White women will follow. Then, any other people of color, the remaining LGBTQ2+LMNOPs, any one who boarded the ship illegally. Finally, the white men & children will make their way to the lifeboats. If there’s ample room remaining, they might be allowed to enter a lifeboat, should a democratic vote among the protected classes feel safe having you in their lifeboat space. Any disruption to the just equity of this system will be met with harassing REEEEs, chants of “Hey Hey Ho Ho”, piss balloons hurled at your person, and/or cold blooded murder. So, let’s unite & safely disembark together. Oh! One more thing- in the unlikely event you do not make it into a lifeboat, remember that you are still more privileged than those who did & that going down with the Titanic is not an excuse to deny science, so please continue to social distance & WEAR THE MASK!

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Paul-Revere 6 points ago +6 / -0

Serious LOLs here. The intersectionality happening in your post is poetic! ;-D

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impera 4 points ago +4 / -0

Women and Children First!

But what about the other 76 genders, what order do they go in?

What if I'm an age-fluid 54 year old child, can I go?

What happens if a woman boards a boat and then changes gender to a man? Can zhe stay on the lifeboat or do zhey have to get off?

Haha, I identify as an attack-helicopter, I'ma fly my napalm-droppin ass out of here, so long suckers!

But I'm a berg-kin and I feel so traumatised right now at all this hate speech against my oppressed people, reeee!

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RussianLimbaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Berg-kin!

You’re giving them ideas, now!

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impera 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.amusingplanet.com/2019/09/fatberg-fatty-monster-of-sewer.html

I'm certain some of the antifa people are sentient piles of crap that have somehow become ambulatory. Nothing new under the sun..

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EagleI 3 points ago +3 / -0

😆 Funniest thing I've read all day.

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USAHERO 8 points ago +8 / -0

She must be a very stable genius

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GreatFunana 8 points ago +8 / -0

Your daughter is based. You should be proud. :)

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Grilledpepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because of how terrible the media is a lot of these people might not even realize trump won until it's Jan 20th and he's still president

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Nfish20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Interesting. 5 really rich people who opposed the fed reserve were on that boat. After that "accident", the fed reserve was legislated. I wonder what happened?

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JohnnyRico 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the ones that wanted the fed that had tickets did not board.

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Lautruch3 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interesting theory to pursue...

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gnomenclature 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's actually really good, pede. Good on her. You're doing something right.

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50red 7 points ago +7 / -0

Based

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JadedTourist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice one!

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TrumpsWall 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kek! Nicely done

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Kekbewithus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top kek, you got me

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Deplorabelle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I too have a 15yr old who loves to meme. Great job OP's kid!!

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MonkPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

You've trained her well. God bless you and God bless your family, Friend.

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Kneel4Jesus 5 points ago +5 / -0

And they'll never let go.

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ChronoShaman 5 points ago +5 / -0

A family that memes together, stays together.

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trump2020voter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hilarious! 🤣

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johnqpublic864 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your daughter is smarter and tougher than a lot of the weak-minded, demoralized doomsayers around here.

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793D 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not fair. I been trying to do even a half-decent one for years to no sucxess and she does a decent one straight-up. Lord help me, I'm just not that smart lol

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Sherlocks_Pocket 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bringing the babypedes up right!!!! Memes of Truth pierces deeper than steel!!!!!!

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Shakakka99 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tell her this made me laugh out loud!

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The_red_hat 4 points ago +4 / -0

You should be so proud

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CommieCucker 3 points ago +3 / -0

QUALITY!

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heytherecharlie 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's got a fine career ahead of her

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Tuarac 3 points ago +3 / -0

perfect!

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chieflemons 3 points ago +3 / -0

She can meme better than the entire left!

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SgtGoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

She get it. Good job dad

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wolfygirl2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well done!

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OldGrayMere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice Work! Congratulations!

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Indyjamming 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good one. You must be so proud.🤗

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CoupCoupKaChew 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK!

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JediMasterPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glorious

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AslanFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give that girl an UPDOOT! WELL DONE!

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Outstanding work young Patriot!

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AnnieMm 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's good {:-)

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