Well, in the future you have to wear your suit at all times, and that makes eating physical food impossible. I used to weigh 600 lbs, but a liquid only intravenous diet helped me drop weight. It was very fatphobic of the government, but who am I to question the law?
I just lay down in a bathtub of bleach. The fumes hurt my lungs, but it's worth it knowing that I won't catch a virus that might, on rare occasions, cause lung inflammation.
Next to my anal in/outlet where I receive my daily intake of combination soy-based food and antivirals. My asshole is a total wreck, but it's the only safe way forward. At least that's what my government assigned doctor tells me.
Thank goodness our government knows what's best for us and doesn't allow anything else! We're so lucky not to have to deal with stuff like decisions and freedom.
None of us have immune systems anymore so we have to wear our suits 24/7 or risk dying. It's kind of like having AIDS, but without the virus. The future is so cool!
60%+ of Americans are going to need a bigger suit.
Well, in the future you have to wear your suit at all times, and that makes eating physical food impossible. I used to weigh 600 lbs, but a liquid only intravenous diet helped me drop weight. It was very fatphobic of the government, but who am I to question the law?
How do you sanitize the exterior of the suit before you take it off when you get home?
Otherwise, like paper and cloth MASKS, you are causing more harm than good.
Asking for Karen....
I just lay down in a bathtub of bleach. The fumes hurt my lungs, but it's worth it knowing that I won't catch a virus that might, on rare occasions, cause lung inflammation.
LOL!!!
But where is the "I've had my weekly vaccine" patch?
Next to my anal in/outlet where I receive my daily intake of combination soy-based food and antivirals. My asshole is a total wreck, but it's the only safe way forward. At least that's what my government assigned doctor tells me.
Thank goodness our government knows what's best for us and doesn't allow anything else! We're so lucky not to have to deal with stuff like decisions and freedom.
Kinda cool actually. Does it fly? Lasers? Armor protection class?
Nope. It just keeps me from ever touching or being touched by another human being. Like being a blue haired landwhale.
None of us have immune systems anymore so we have to wear our suits 24/7 or risk dying. It's kind of like having AIDS, but without the virus. The future is so cool!