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Vashts1985 333 points ago +334 / -1

I like her.

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DragonEnergyDick [S] 388 points ago +389 / -1

Prepare to like her even more.

Colorado’s Lauren Boebert owns a gun-themed restaurant that defied pandemic shutdown orders and where servers openly carry firearms.

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Chawlns 46 points ago +46 / -0

I’m hard right now. And right I suppose.

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based_trekkie 15 points ago +16 / -1

HARD

Yes We all are for her!

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Walt_Kowalski 10 points ago +10 / -0

By golly, you're RIGHT!

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CountBasey 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm hard-right and it's hard to tell if I'm hard right now.. Am I right?

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zaowood 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trigger discipline

Am I right?

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Former_Libtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Always has been.

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Gryffinofgold 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

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SpaceForceMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Underrated comment

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HandsomeBoy 5 points ago +9 / -4

Ahahahaha

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RepublicanRN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came to say this, hahaha

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TheKekingKing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Call it a burka and say, "Guns are part of my religion" and you should be good.

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Criss_P_Bacon 13 points ago +13 / -0

I love her.

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OconusLurex 155 points ago +155 / -0

I remember her showing up to Beto's town hall on gun control, and challenging him on his promise to disarm citizens, even bringing up his criminal history: "I understand that burglars don't like armed defense." Glorious.

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jtt888 48 points ago +48 / -0

I love her.

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Djt2029 28 points ago +28 / -0

Listening to his answer is blood boiling in it’s stupidity and blatant disrespect for what this country was founded upon

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CitrusFantatic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh, I remember that. Didn't realize it was her.

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KAG_Party 61 points ago +61 / -0

Marriage material

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Meddlesom 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's too late for us, she's already married and a mom. A MAGA Mom.

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Slavik777 55 points ago +56 / -1

Isnt she the one who came up to Beta while armed during one of his "rallies" and told him "Im armed so I got ya, dont worry?"

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Internet_hugs 24 points ago +24 / -0

Yep. Knocked Beta down to size.

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SordidPontification 5 points ago +5 / -0

Given he's such a beta, he didn't have much size to lose.

Can you go negative?

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R_Ayn 4 points ago +4 / -0

She told Beto “hell no you’re not taking our guns” She ousted 5 term congressman Scott Tipton. I live in Western Colorado & was privileged to vote for her. She’s the only one on entire ballot I voted for that won.

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D357 5 points ago +5 / -0

You didn’t vote for President Trump?

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R_Ayn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes I did vote for Trump and Cory Gardner (as lesser of two evils) and to end partial birth abortion but until they uncover the election fraud in Colorado, US headquarters of Dominion, none of these won.

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Alkaizer 38 points ago +38 / -0

Holy shit I need to go there. That's a safe haven

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Bongo_Occidental 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s dreamy.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 0 points ago +16 / -16

I can forgive her poor taste in sidearms.

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refresco 37 points ago +37 / -0

Glocks are the Toyota Camrys of handguns. Boring as hell, but they just work.

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ViduusMAGA 16 points ago +16 / -0

I LOVE the feel of a 1911 trigger but..... I carry glocks because they just work.

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russiah 22 points ago +22 / -0

You’re sig fan? Glock design uses least amount of parts to get the job done. And they get copied by almost every other gun makers.

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Scroon 27 points ago +27 / -0

Sigs are for shooting commies with style. Glocks are just for shooting commies.

I see no problem with either of those.

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Dr_Fakakta 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe the correct pronunciation is "Walther"

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Plimoth_1620 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bah, there are no commies with style.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as commies are getting shot

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DonnieT 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah it’s pretty hard to shit on a Glock. There must be countless people out there who learned to love 2A by starting with ol’ cheap and reliable.

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SordidPontification 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you want to piss off a Sig fanboy, ask them what happens when you drop it.

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actualJoeBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hear collectors say this, but rarely shooters.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just said it to hear the reaction lol.

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actualJoeBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

All you need is a double barreled shotgun to shoot legs with.

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Anaconda -30 points ago +1 / -31

I dont like the cuck glasses though. Major turnoff.

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Boruzu 12 points ago +13 / -1

Bookworm babes are hot, Velma was always the sexy one. Secret monsters. You know what I mean.

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HumblePig 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen. About time someone saved these glasses from the Scrappy Heap. I'd always like them. Hated what they got associated with.

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AmericanJawa 9 points ago +9 / -0

What's wrong with her glasses?

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SordidPontification 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're tickling him in all the right places and it's upsetting him.

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Thrasymachus 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's just Anaconda being Anaconda: a contrarian down to the marrow of his bones.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You knew it was a snake

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, because I am really sure she was trying to get your attention. 🙄

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CokeOrPepe 219 points ago +219 / -0

Why are conservative women so smokin hot?

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 64 points ago +64 / -0

That is definitely a plus...

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Kekistancoffee 41 points ago +41 / -0

Go look up before and after feminism images... I use duckduckgo image search, and it'll blow your mind.

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RazOfTheDeities 29 points ago +29 / -0

Just did...

Holy eff talk about downgrading. ._.

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Thehonkswamp 14 points ago +14 / -0

Rots you inside and out.

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russiah 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean Deterioration? Yes

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ThePowerOfPrayer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why did I take you up on that?

https://i.maga.host/RInPsXw.png

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TheClassicalLiberal 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's sad. That's really very, very sad.

As a father of a 16 year old girl my heart would be broken if that happened to her.

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based_trekkie 9 points ago +9 / -0

You can almost see the soul leave her body by looking at the eyes

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AnomalusCitizen7375 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe it's meth, maybe it's Depression Quest.

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Thegreatcanadianpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's been a while since I've delved down that highway if gross.

I remembered seeing on reddit once a "before and after redpoll" or something like that. And a lot of its content was just reverse of before and after feminism.

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Tyrons_woodey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuuuuuck

I knew that already but it made me still legit lol

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suckmycorona 44 points ago +44 / -0

No dicks

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DragonEnergyDick [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

No dicks, but big balls.

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Kilroy83mikey 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lady balls, Chesticles.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 11 points ago +11 / -0

In Greek mythology, Chesticles is the brother of Bofadeus.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone call renowned historian of the classics Victor Davis Hanson and confirm this. I fear there may have been a great blind spot in his education.

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c9AfEoF1StU7C2j2ZUv1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow, I feel incredibly stupid for just now realizing that this was the meaning of Chesticles.

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based_trekkie 4 points ago +5 / -1

She carries her BIG BALLS in a #SPECIAL CHEST HOLSTER!

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Random_Aussie 4 points ago +4 / -0

"My balls are so big, I have to carry them on my chest."

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Alkaizer 28 points ago +28 / -0

I'd say they just take care of themselves real good and dress well.

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furdo_noggins 27 points ago +27 / -0

There have actually been studies done that show that insecurity and bitterness from unattractive and not being marketable in the dating market seems to make people more likely to associate with left-leaning political opinions.

In other words; being ugly makes you a lefty.

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 9 points ago +9 / -0

The left tries to make obese women have sex appeal. That says enough.

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2Fangz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hell, that's nothing. They'll charge you with a hate crime for not fucking a tranny.

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Absolute_Savagery 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's 'body positive' you cishet shitlord! /s

The left is a mental disorder; Obese = healthy Offended = correct Facts = racism Antifascism = fascism Dick and balls = trans woman Smiling at someone = rape Clapping = microagression

If mental gymnastics were an olympic event, the left would continually sweep the podiums.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that why they do the stupid clapping thing, they're being micro-aggressive? Might as well go full aggressive with them, see who wins.

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Thingthing22 10 points ago +10 / -0

They don't have dicks.

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markolbb 96 points ago +96 / -0

Also a total babe.

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SpaceForceZulu 20 points ago +20 / -0

If she was the President, she’s be Baberham Lincoln

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NYC_4_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chester A. Hotthur

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RachetQueen2020 23 points ago +23 / -0

As a lady pede, I do agree! There is a marked difference between my Left and Right female friends...

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HuggableBear 14 points ago +14 / -0

I mean, compared to the libs, any woman without a penis is a big step up

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GreatestPresidentEvr 5 points ago +5 / -0

AOC sweating bullets

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AlphaOverBeta 46 points ago +46 / -0

Imagine how triggered the libs will be.

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Jemmy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pun intended?

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shadypollster 39 points ago +41 / -2

I am hard right now.

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Mintap 5 points ago +5 / -0

TMI, but LOL pun

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uzi5v2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ayooo that could be taken two ways!

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TrumpyBear69sit 1 point ago +1 / -0

You win today

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KurtHawks941 37 points ago +39 / -2

The Virgin AOC vs The Chad Lauren Boebart

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Proda 20 points ago +20 / -0

"""Virgin"""

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KurtHawks941 4 points ago +5 / -1

Entire purpose of my comment was suppose to be a meme of different congresswomans but ok.

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Proda 14 points ago +14 / -0

I know full well, but Virgin AOC made me lol on its own.

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KurtHawks941 5 points ago +5 / -0

Definitely.

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HorribleDeplorable 18 points ago +18 / -0

Bar Harlot AOC vs The Chaste Lauren Boebart

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bluebahloo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tavern Wench AOC.

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Jaqen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insult to tavern wenches.

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Oldguard08 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm sure something about a hallway and a hot dog is more descriptive of AOC...

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MakeAmericaGreat9 33 points ago +34 / -1

is she single? and does she like mediocre at best looking guys?

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Meddlesom 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's married and has two or three kids, and it didn't even slow her down.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

Win an election against Beto and I'm sure she'll congratulate you. Go get some, tiger!

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GoopNIL 30 points ago +30 / -0

Reminder: All gun-control laws are unconstitutional.

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sobriquet 9 points ago +9 / -0

SHALL NOT

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Absolute_Savagery 7 points ago +7 / -0

BE INFRINGED

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conservativefrank 27 points ago +27 / -0

Government people can carry guns there, but citizens can't carry guns there.

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prayinpede 18 points ago +18 / -0

Government is completely trustworthy, if you disagree off to the gulag.

But seriously ive wondered that myself many times.

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Hardb0dy 26 points ago +26 / -0

We honestly have the best women.

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DragonEnergyDick [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jesus invented 2A.

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unclebobinator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Didn't he also tell people to sell their cloak and buy a sword?

Based

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wiombims 1 point ago +2 / -1

ThAt WaS sArCaSm

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blacksmith21 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like Jesus Arms needs to get to work.

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DragonEnergyDick [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like Jesus needs to head to Kenneth Copeland’s church lol

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refresco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus also invented the Mexican carry.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tetragrammaton Cleric Lauren Boebert.

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's gotta practice her gun kata in the Capitol Building.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet she could take out the entire squad before Nadler even has time to load his adult diaper.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

Storefront Sikh has entered the chat

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rooftop Korean> a/s/l?

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brother_red 4 points ago +4 / -0

Puppets! Lol

You mean "puppies!"

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BonerJams2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Innnnnnnteresting. I had never heard of that before and looked it up and apparently both of them are applicable.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=sweater%2bpuppets&amp=true

Side note: God do I hope and pray Trump wins

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brother_red 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sweater Puppets, while funny, and I will use it now in your honor, is obviously a mishearing of puppies. :)

I swear, UD is so full of shit! Lol.

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Checked.

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fingerofkek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or fish lips.

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blacksmith21 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberal women are the girls from the loser table.

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Meddlesom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Liberal women are the boys from the loser table.

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Dessert4TWO69 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not some pushover. Class act!

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Siteless_Vagrant 10 points ago +10 / -0

If the terrorist gets to wear her mojab, or whatever it's called, then Lauren gets to pack heat.

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Amarant9 10 points ago +10 / -0

MY CONGRESSWOMAN!!!! WESTERN COLORADO YEAH!

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djtverystablegenius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bro you need to write her an email and post the response. She is Epic.

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RenaissanceOfHope 3 points ago +4 / -1

I’m from the Bible Belt. Where in Colorado is good for LGBTQ people who are capitalist and don’t believe in Burn Loot Murder?

I’m not in a good area for gender complicated pedes so I am looking at a move in 5-10 years

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Titan42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not any of the cities. Rural colorado is based but we are outnumebred by the city folk

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Colorado Springs is the oasis of Colorado.

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +3 / -1

I’m not optimistic about Colorado Springs being LGBTQ friendly because isn’t it a cultural center for the Evangelicals out west?

I’m not an outdoor person but the year round sunshine, lack of humidity, and presence of a mega city (Denver) coupled with suburbs that are important cities in their own rights (Fort Collins/Colorado Springs/Boulder) make it appealing to me.

I would love to live in DC but I will not be able to afford a studio or 1 bedroom condo until I become a hotel GM or AGM (I’m a front desk agent right now), the same goes with Denver.

Thus I plan on waiting to move until I get 2 or 3 promotions under my belt. My city is getting a lot of transplants from Ohio, New York, New Jersey, etc, so I’m praying they’re LGBTQ supporting patriots.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every place you named that you want to live in is a liberal shithole where you better not reveal that you're a gay conservative.

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RenaissanceOfHope 0 points ago +1 / -1

Jeez. It’s that I’m questioning my gender but I’m a Trump supporter.

I just need somewhere urban in the 48 contiguous states that’s good for both parts of that venn diagram.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

What I'm saying is, to the left... these things are incompatible. It's like being a black republican... they get called Uncle Tom, coon, race traitor. The LGBT Mafia hates the Log Cabin Republicans the same way, and I'm not sure if they care to make the disctinction between a log cabin republican and someone who is just a MAGA Trump supporter.

So if I were you, I would be careful about letting the LGBT community of any of those liberal cities know you're a Trump supporter. That's pariah territory.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh my goodness. It sounds like the Democrats are a plantation and they want people like me to be slaves on the Democrat plantation.

They have not changed at all in 150 years.

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DaddyDonald 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lauren Boebert ready to shoot commies on sight.

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better bring her range bag on her first day of work.

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Tallsie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hard right on arms should be a repeal of the NFA. Our founding fathers would have wanted the entire population owning anti armor missiles if they could have envisioned such a thing.

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BorisovitchOslav 9 points ago +9 / -0

She's a true patriot, successful entrepreneur and a badass lady. I'd totally vote for her. I wish her godspeed! God bless.

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Dr0neRec0very 9 points ago +11 / -2

Ask Rand Paul. The Capitol will not guarantee her safety or even investigate flown-in attackers. They have no business disarming her on top of their negligence.

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1096WilCommenceAgain 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is she speaking out about the Democrats defrauding our election and is she openly supporting President Donald Trump?

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DragonEnergyDick [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes. Check her Twitter.

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johny5666 7 points ago +7 / -0

schwing!

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MrTurtlesaurus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, we need more officials supporting the 2A.

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djtverystablegenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

And officials who can hold down their field of fire in an L shaped ambush.

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MasterOfIllusions 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reason #5 why I don't believe Colorado is as blue as the media says it is.

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sorrytodisagree 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good Idea. The dems had Pakistani and Chinese spies working for them in the capitol for years. We've seen crazed screeching leftists corner frightened congressmen in elevators. Republicans like Steve Scalise have been gunned down by rabid socialists. And the corrupt chief of Senate security was fired for trading secrets for sex to a presstitute.

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ToTheRescues 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right wing women are so hot

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djtverystablegenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can anybody confirm a ring?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Married with children

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PlateOwner 5 points ago +5 / -0

She should say to AOC:

"Pistols at dawn!"

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nancyscrustypanties 5 points ago +5 / -0

BASED

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LS_DJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think all women should be heavily pro-gun. It’s the great equalizer against people who might try and assault them. A .380 special is a lot better than a pink can of mace on your keychain

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plasssticman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I especially like the part where exercising the Bill of Rights is considered "hard right".

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russiah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hard to be her in Colorado.

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Jolo 4 points ago +6 / -2

We have the hottest fucking women I swear. Where were all of them when I was in college? Probably at a better college...

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Meatball2112 4 points ago +5 / -1

That’s not a Glock in my pocket.

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Strike_Eagle784 4 points ago +4 / -0

She gets my support, and I ain't even from her district!

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Craftyogre 4 points ago +4 / -0

We changed the rules to let brotherfucker were her towel. Damn sure better let a patriot carry a gun.

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daty_dato 4 points ago +4 / -0

She should all those handsy aholes like Biden will be taking a run at her.

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ShadowMP 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the amazing ballsy woman that looked straight into Beto’s eyes and told him “You are NOT taking our god damn guns.”

I’ve been a fan ever since that moment.

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BalorGafdan 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of the best things to come out of this election are all our Maga women getting in. They will slowly pick apart the remaining RINO's is my hope and dream.

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Virtigo31 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's my congresswoman 😍

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FergieJR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smoking hot too

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AngeredKabar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gun bunnies are best bunnies.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lorena Bobitt

<puts on glasses>

Lauren Boebert

Whew, thank goodness!

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kaluahmon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we clone her?

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just a rape whistle.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's just the sound of air escaping from a sucking chest wound.

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Monkeybeardontcare 2 points ago +2 / -0

I absolutely disagree with this.

A Sig is more appropriate.

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WHYsoMAD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would too, fucking full of commies that support criminals, crime and do anything to be in power.