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Anaconda -30 points ago +1 / -31

I dont like the cuck glasses though. Major turnoff.

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Boruzu 12 points ago +13 / -1

Bookworm babes are hot, Velma was always the sexy one. Secret monsters. You know what I mean.

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HumblePig 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen. About time someone saved these glasses from the Scrappy Heap. I'd always like them. Hated what they got associated with.

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AmericanJawa 9 points ago +9 / -0

What's wrong with her glasses?

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SordidPontification 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're tickling him in all the right places and it's upsetting him.

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Thrasymachus 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's just Anaconda being Anaconda: a contrarian down to the marrow of his bones.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You knew it was a snake

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, because I am really sure she was trying to get your attention. 🙄