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philandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

List of awesome rhetoric so far:

  • Do you smell that? You need a better mask.
  • Which kind of mask did they say to get?
  • (When approached about anything, loudly boast:) Hey how are you doing today? Awesome! Can you tell me where I can get one of these amazing happy muzzles for dogs I keep hearing about? Do they make them for farm animals like I have sheep, too?
  • It is illegal to drive while wearing a mask.
  • Do you have any made in china masks?
  • No, but could you buy me one? (Get them to buy a respirator and donate it to a medical person or the pharmacist)
  • Mask? But wait what about all the touchable surfaces here?
  • Please help me find a mask for viruses (they don't exist)