My son came out as Straight. How do I proceed?
💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Mad_Hattie
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He likes Girls, particularly blondes.
What do?
(Totally not making fun of anyone in particular)
He likes Girls, particularly blondes.
What do?
(Totally not making fun of anyone in particular)
Clearly you should have transitioned him when he was 2 or 3.
Now he's arguing with me that it wasn't blondes, he likes redheads more
I'm shook, dude.
Redheads are just blonds with an extra gene.
and one less soul
Can confirm... ex is a redhead.
Soulfull
Thats a great idea!!! I think I'll add my preferred adjectives to my work profile!
bro/bruh/yo
Can confirm... 3 ex redheads.
You pedes above, I recommend that you try it. with extreme caution.
Bonus points if they're a recovering addict
From personal experience, do not engage with a smoking hot red head who happens to prefer stimulants. Yes it will be mindblowing for a few weeks. Your keyed up car for when she gets jealous that you talked to your mom on the phone for 5 minutes will make you rethink that.
10X for actress
Love the redheads. Don't ever hate.
😁😌
I hear crack is fun too, I'll pass on both :)
Hunter would know
3 ex redheads
is that the same as XXX redheads ?
I thought xXx was bald!
She single? Asking for a uh friend.
She still single?
Give it 5 mins
Can also confirm, wife, mother, brother and myself are all redheads.
Ones that came from a #2 Ticonderoga.
Can confirm
Oh shit. I gave birth to a red head.
Me too.
Redhead chicks are attractive enough to not need souls tbh.
My succubus is a redhead, so it must be true.
Fuck hahaha
Sniffing intensifies
😂
OMG I read that as 'sniffing intestines' - urgh
I thought they had the trisomy 13 genes.
Is that a retard joke
Edit:
It'sI get down on blondes, yeah.
The redhead gene is seperate from the blonde one. You can have a red tint to dark hair but it won't be noticable. You have to be blonde to be a redhead.
Good kid, redheads are the way to go
Have you seen the crazy chart?
He loves soulless women? Better transition him immediately.
Bwahahahahaha! 🤣🤣 As a real authentic ginger, I approve this term!
Only a ginger, can call another ginger ginger.
hell yeah, jigger. Er gigger.
🤣
I'm so jealous I didn't make that up.
Get him to a unitarian genderqueer baptism ASAP before he gets married and has a fulfilling life surrounded by gender-binary racists.
Raspberry blondes are best!
Blueberry Blondes, love me some Smurfette!
I HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everybody out of the pool!
Dingleberry blondes, they're the shit!
Smurfette was a Communist
This Gargamel?
I think you might be at the wrong part of the internet.
I could eat a peach all day.
Just stay away from blueberry blondes.
I do not discriminate amongst berry blondes.
My mom was a strawberry blonde. I still miss her every day, and it's been almost 17 years now.
Took me a few years to develop my love for redheads. Such a rare and unique treasure.
He’s ahead of the curve.
They're hard to tame, be careful
Source - am redhead
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Just remember the signs.
She’s done with sex when she unties you...
I Have the physical and emotional scars to prove. (Yummy, fun scars!!)
Very few of them are gourgous because the rest of them hog up all the ugly.
As a redhead: 🤣🤣! A long ago ex told me most redheads look like they “got beaten with the ugly bat”(me excluded). I guess it was meant to be a compliment??
Can see why he is an ex.
Yeah...he didn’t last long!
LOL
He has great taste then. He'll turn out fine!
Why so old?
Saw that. HFC. And them went on about 'what a wonderful job you've all done, because it was just what I wanted'.
But I was warned. The second I heard the pronoun's......
My Pronouns are 17 and 76
I snorted my beverage at that soything's level of stupidity. 90 seconds with a live internet audiance and he genders and bitches it away....no substance.
My wife's boyfriends son transitioned when he was 9 weeks old, we felt that he was mature enough to handle that responsibility, poopy diapers/face masks and all.
The office of heterosexual-elect is not a thing, so there was no obligation he had to move forward with accommodating a transition.
Get him a brunette hooker
But he says he likes redheads. . . .
Tell him to not be raycist
****rayciss
Are they only available on Fridays?
(kek)
I don't know, but I hear the black hookers won't work on Juneteenth anymore.
Black hookers? Watch out for the hivvy-jivvies.
The sale ends at noon so they can go shopping...
Hair color is the same in the dark.
Ahhh but redheads smell different. Can confirm.
who the heck smell's women's hair?
Joe Biden
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Okay, Jefferson.
touche
The only acceptable answer.
You may want to talk with his teachers about your concerns about his heterosexuality. They could be teaching him horrifying things such as biology.
Kek
You need to get this fixed NOW or he’s going to suppress some poor woman in a heterosexual marriage!
Winner
Buy him a Camaro and a box of Trojans.
..and White Snakes new album, no?
Going down the only road he's ever known
Like a drifter he was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wastin' no more time.
But he's made up his mind???
Stranger things have happened.
The 1980s was definitely cool considering the strange college kids of today.
We had a lot of fun in the '80's! We bought a lot of hair spray too!
Oh no, think of the ozone! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fywmp5oHsyM&feature=emb_title
Wait! White Snake has a new album?
Steel Panther album. More contemporary.
Aha, a man of quality!
Or a Silverado here down south
I had a camaro when I was 17. It didn't help me get laid.
Thanks for stomping on the joke, killjoy.
Sorry. Just giving the facts.
Its OK, I know plenty of straight guys who are total faggots.
Man, thanks for bringing up Super Troopers. It's been too long. Watching tonight.
On Reddit or Discord?
Wait we have a DISCORD???
ROFL
Honestly man, no matter what happens with the election, this community is the best ever. Can’t get jokes like this anywhere else nowadays
Fair point well made, pede.
You can be gay without being a total faggot
Not all gay people are total faggots. Simple.
Must be bad parenting. You should have signed him up for drag queen story hour and got him ebay puberty blockers from China.
This is the best parenting advice.
Unfortunate. Praying that he's at least a feminist.
Antifa male feminist with green hair and a nose ring. He will be ok, he will be ok...
Is that what they call a "simp" nowadays?
Inform Him He Tested Negative of Being a Democrat :)
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Pretty sure abortion is the only option.
if he's under 25 the brain is not yet fully developed, so there is still time.
It is never too late for an abortion. We got amazing Death Panels that will do it for free on the tax payer dime.
Let's let him put on a few more pounds before they harvest him for stem cells and organs.
If he's a liberal the brain never develops so there is always time
Even if it is in the 163rd trimester, it must be done.
Post-birth abortion
Well... you never know how they'll turn out...
Love your son.
Baphomet says no.
This is degeneracy. He could get someone pregnant! Heterosexuals are a menace to society.
Ask your governing professionals if PeePeeMask is right for you.
It's only a problem if he's white
Congratulate him on making the RADICAL decision to follow biological norms
Kek
Slip estrogen into his coffee
Unitarian Universalist church can help fag him
They'll fag him up real good
Redheads... trouble.
The lot of them.
What the hell is wrong with red headed women anyway?! One RHGF attacked me with a kitchen knife ( I said yeah, ty, no) another dumped me, then after I got married (to a blonde) tells me she is in love with me, and I should divorce my wife, caused major problems....I guess that's a pretty small sample but uhhh...I don't get it...🤔🇺🇸
Heh heh, Yeah, I could tell some stories too.
This deserves, like 20 upvotes.
Bigot.
Our education system has failed yet another. Sorry OP'ede.
Tell him you accept him however he identifies. Even if he identifies like I do as part of the privileged, cisgender, heteronormative patriarchy.
I assume they'd expect the same if he was gay.
Attention Babylon Bee. - Story line!
Get this man 1500 CCs of Soy-Mocha-Latte, STAT!
Ground his ass for being a bigot.
He will be OK, just tell him to not be too loud about it. He may be harassed or bullied.
Try and love him, and let him now he is 100% Human.
He will be fine. It’s when he comes out MAGA you will have to worry.
Ah damn it, you got a breeder.
I'm so sorry for your family, you'll have those pesky things .... grandchildren.
May God help you.
Grandchildren!? Don't they care about the carbon footprint they're leaving this world!?!? /s
Have you tried writing Dear Abby?
Hey now, only me and St Mary know.
Stop the beatings for one day...but only one. Don't want to soften him up.
Electro convulsive therapy or euthanasia are two good options
Show him a few brunettes he'll come around
Start pumping him with estrogen and vaccines, and start Mandarin lessons
Castration?
Congrats on your future procreated grandchildren.
I remember when my boy couldn't walk yet and we were in the mall. Some heavier girls walked by and he didn't look. Once some tall lookers with long hair walked by, he just stopped and stared.
Start saving money for your future beautiful grandkids (grand pedes)!
This is a funny post and all, but some of the responses to the "my son is gay" post were disgusting displays of homophobia.
I don't care if it was shill post and people were mocking the OP. That's not the point.
True colors are revealed in how you respond. And some of the responses didn't bode well for many.
Patriots who are gay made a bigger impact for MAGA than of us who are just keyboard warriors:
Richard Grennell
Brandon Straka
Scott Pressler
Mike Harlow
Christian Walker (Hershel Walker's son)
Grow the fuck up.
Or don't. Keep beclowning yourselves. I don't fucking care.
Just realize, when we do this - on this board, as Trump supporters no less - we do it in Trump's name.
So I take back what I said before. I do care.
Even Milo called himself a "Based Faggot"
If we constantly police our speech (Because that IS a form of Marxism) we have no difference from the "Progressives"
We cannot spend life too afraid someone might be offended by something. As it is, The UK is too far gone and SJW's want to get rid of all blacks in Marketing because "Racism". Then they will turn around to complain advertising is "Too White"
Are you gay? Do you know what Sexuality I am? or even if I am male or female? or are you Offended on BEHALF of gays? Because stealing their voice, is a form of supremacy.
I’m a gay pede and longtime lurker and I can confirm that it’s super obvious there’s a segment of people here who just can’t stand gay people. And I’m not just talking about using the word faggot as a generic insult (even though some days the front page is full of it to the point it gets a little weird).
I don’t sweat it too much because I’m mostly concerned about the future of the us/the world when I come here but I’d fully understand if other gay people feel unwelcome.
I would never call a gay person a faggot, it's just rude. Mitt Romney, on the other hand, is a total faggot.
I agree, fellow gay pede. I can see why it would put some people off, but that's freedom. We won't convince anyone by worrying about what other people think. It's such a small thing anyway, it shouldn't matter.
There's some here that seem to hate gay people in general and that's not fair to generalise like that. I hate some of them too, not because they're gay, but because they're faggots.
It's more acceptable than when I was young. I still feel more welcome here than most 'gay' places.
It's not cool - full stop. We're not talking about mocking antifa/blm rioters destroying the country.
This isn't about policing speech, or going full SJW. It's about having some self-awareness. And respect for others.
And no, I'm not a lesbian. I'm a straight female. And I couldn't give a fuck who you choose to fuck.
I'm offended as a Trump supporter. Because this isn't a good look.
There's a reason why "general unfounded bigotry" is grounds for removal.
Yeah........the big problem here is, there's no way to test for "gay".
The only reason racism even a deal is because there ARE ways to positively identify a person's race. When Rachel Dolezal said she identified as black? There's ways to actually test that. There's no test for "gay".
And, fairly often, people CLAIM they're gay to gain various societal advantages. Such as keeping a plush job they're incompetent at. Happened twice at the last job I worked at before I retired. When they claim they're gay, it becomes extremely difficult to fire them, even if you have overwhelming proof of on-the-job incompetence, without drawing a boatload of lawsuits.
except that the people you mentioned probably would laugh because they have a sense of humor and realize that there was no malicious attack against anyone. untwist your panties why dont you? Have you considered that your hypersensitivity is more of an insult and that it perpetuates stereotypes that include weakness as well as social barriers between subculures? Censorship/PC is never a good thing.
Hmmmm ... Not really good with phobia ... That is indicative of the kind of left speak that makes me sick to my stomach. Phobia is intended to portray someone who is afraid which makes no sense whatsoever since there isn't much to be afraid of when it comes to Homo's. Now I think the correct word to use is Homoaverse since it properly communicates the nausea one feels when considering that lifestyle choice.
The GSA gave him a transition team. He should take the $7.3 million and gain some intelligence.
Time to send him to his room and tell him to look up Penny Pax, nature will take its course
Time too stock up on tissue paper and tube socks, they were all new one day - then became old
Well now you know a specific topic for humor.
[Liberal interpretation] Your lesbian daughter transitioned to male and is now a "straight male"
Stay away from social media, give him a fist bump, and be proud of a job well done.
Make sure the blondes are patriots and haven’t drank the commie koolaid!
Steer him towards a trad con wife so that she bears his children and doesn't fuck him over in family court.
Buy him an AR-15 and a Camero 😉
Your son will sadly be considered an outcast in our society.
If your son is white as well, abandon all hope!
He's half white, so . . . .abandon half hope?