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Happy Thanksgiving, and good luck! (media.patriots.win) 🖕FUCK CHINA🖕
posted ago by Loopdojo +5449 / -0
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hiddensfinger 155 points ago +156 / -1

First beer never makes it to the fridge

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Ithrowawaay 75 points ago +76 / -1

This guy Kavanaugh’s.

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Brynjolf-of-Riften 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like beer! Do you like beer?

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elided_ego 49 points ago +50 / -1

Now that’s the spirit of ‘76 right there.

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Clarence_Thomas 26 points ago +27 / -1

That's facts

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FlameBroiledFreedom 18 points ago +18 / -0

This guy drinks

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Spicy_maymay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always start with one or two shots of neat liquor and just wait for the beer to chill. Best of both worlds.

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Jsmitty112 62 points ago +63 / -1

China could never make a superior beer like the Americans can. Just sayin

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justinjfit 30 points ago +31 / -1

not if the US gives them the secrets, just like they have done before.

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Ithrowawaay 17 points ago +18 / -1

Budweiser was stolen, I’m sure CHYNA has done the same.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Prolly stole it before it even existed

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sorossockpuppet2 3 points ago +4 / -1

Turkey sounds so good right now

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Chad_Dudebroski 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why would anyone steal Budweiser recipe?

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bud did the stealing.

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Saffron 14 points ago +15 / -1

The recipe for toothpaste is well known and China still cant even get that right

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HillarysStrapOn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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Chad_Dudebroski 3 points ago +3 / -0

Baking soda and flouride and other things. Right?

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King5150 2 points ago +2 / -0

still costs too much to produce so they look for industrial waste to substitute purchasable ingredients. look up poison chinese baby formula https://tinyurl.com/r9mdma7

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's all Tsing Tao and similar weak stuff, they can't compare to our beer. Japan also has them beat by a long shot for rice liquor. The Chinese do make a nice plum liquor which tastes good and will mess you up, though. It sneaks up on you.

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King5150 4 points ago +4 / -0

Japanese beers are darn nice. Asahi is Quality and Great Drinking.

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ChelseaHubbell 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Germans taught Chyna to make beer that's why tsing tsao tastes like a fake Heineken

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Chad_Dudebroski 8 points ago +8 / -0

Isnt Heineken dutch?

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Maxberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. They have a Heineken in main area of Amsterdam. I remember seeing it, although I think that particular building is for show now.

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Maxberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plum wine with sushi is legit

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cherryred 0 points ago +1 / -1

Chinese beer is trash. Japanese beer is quite good. Japanese whiskey is god-tier. Korean alcohol is also superior to China. China is btfo by their much smaller, superior neighbors.

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justinjfit 31 points ago +32 / -1

I say we stop buying their shit, and then we go to war.

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elided_ego 39 points ago +40 / -1

Just stop selling them food.

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TootsMcGoots 28 points ago +29 / -1

Very overlooked angle.

They need our food a HELL of a lot more then we need their poisonous cheap junk.

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elided_ego 16 points ago +17 / -1

Just enter into a joint treaty with Brazil not to sell China food, and agree to subsidize our farmers for 5 years for food not sold to China. See how long they go without food.

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NeoDragoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

This, this is a winning strategy.

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OppaiZuriZuri 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is that true? O_o I'd have thought China would have a ton of farms and crap of their own. Are they that dependent on us??? Shit, we should have these fuckers by the balls then!! DX

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bangbus 5 points ago +5 / -0

China has a bunch of farms, but they can’t produce the sheer amount of wheat, corn and soybeans we can. Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Minnesota, Indiana, Wisconsin, Ohio, Michigan and Missouri comprise the greatest grain farm the world has ever seen. You pull those grains and the meat they produce out of the Chinese market and get Brazil, Russia and Canada to buy in and bat will be selling for $100 a pound in a month.

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eastern-truman 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. China has been having a biblical level of floods and natural disasters. Their farmers are suffering now, but the upper-class people still have enough money to buy food imported from other countries.

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King5150 1 point ago +1 / -0

kinda hard when they have purchased the farms and now look to make the USA food bowl one for Chy-na. They have done this all over the world. They don't just buy product they are now actively buying the farms and operating them for/exclusively the Chinese market.

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CHOOCHOO_BITCHES 4 points ago +4 / -0

First, take a nap, then fire ze missiles

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justinjfit 1 point ago +1 / -0

agree. I love chinese cuisine, specially their ducks.

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nds19 10 points ago +11 / -1

Their number of military bases is growing.. Fast. It's just a matter of time.

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elided_ego 9 points ago +10 / -1

Trade war? Sure.

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bootyhole 23 points ago +24 / -1

BULLY YOUR LOCAL COMMIE

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ChrisSuperDude 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have a “kill your local pedophile” t-shirt. It’s the same message.

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WilliamHRacy 16 points ago +17 / -1

Second Beer: BILLIONS AND BILLIONS

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm not even waiting for a beer. I'm going to walk in the front door saying "Man it's great to see everyone for Thanksgiving! Damn the tyrants and screw the fearmongers, lets party!"

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Neonentity 15 points ago +16 / -1

This is exactly why the dim governors and mayors are locking down Thanksgiving.

They don't want any redpilling from Uncle Ted or Gran.

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 2 points ago +2 / -0

RIGHT NOW with people traveling for Thanksgiving is the perfect time to reach people. Here is how we win the "court of public opinion" and finish off this COVID Lockdown nonsense once and for all:

Print out some of these signs on your home printer and hang them with masking tape in the windows of your vehicle (especially the back window).

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Your DIY "Mobile Billboard of Truth" will potentially be seen by hundreds of people, and you just bypassed the fake news media censorship by bringing "Redpills to the Roads!"

Most people are sick of lockdowns and masks, but they are afraid to stand up for their rights until they see a "leader" do it first. You can be that leader that emboldens people to start thinking, "You know what? This is ridiculous, SCREW IT! I'm not going along with this anymore!"

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NOBODY IS AFRAID OF COVID ANYMORE - We know it has a 99.8% Survival rate - END THE LOCKDOWN, RE-OPEN NOW!

https://thedonald.win/p/11QRtdynzu/graphics-for-signs-nobody-is-afr/c/

NO GOVERNOR is canceling my THANKSGIVING. We are having it ANYWAY.

https://thedonald.win/p/11QRov32LU/graphics-for-signs-no-governor-i/c/

NO GOVERNOR is going to tell me I CAN'T EAT DINNER with my FAMILY.

https://thedonald.win/p/11QRfZz3ob/-no-governor-is-going-to-tell-me/c/

IF CUOMO and his bro Fredo DON'T HAVE TO WEAR MASKS then we don't have to EITHER.

https://thedonald.win/p/11QRowD5IE/graphics-for-signs-if-cuomo-and-/c/

IF PHIL MURPHY doesn't need a mask TO GO OUT TO EAT then we don't need one EITHER. (New Jersey's Governor HYPOCRITE)

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IF NEWSOM doesn't need a mask TO GO OUT TO EAT then we don't need one EITHER.

https://thedonald.win/p/11QRowDMLD/graphics-for-signs-if-newsom-doe/c/

HEY EVERYBODY, DADDY GAVIN says we have to GO TO BED NOW, IT'S 10 PM! Who does he think we are, TWELVE-YEAR-OLDS? (About Gavin Newsom's "Curfew" for California)

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If 87-year-old Senator DIANNE FEINSTEIN doesn't need a mask TO GO TO THE AIRPORT then I don't need one EITHER.

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IF NANCY PELOSI doesn't need a mask TO GET HER HAIR DONE then I don't need one EITHER.

https://thedonald.win/p/11QRoxKNcH/graphics-for-signs-if-nancy-pelo/c/

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I also posted a thread with 50+ more sign designs about topics like TRUMP, theDonald.win, Stop the Steal, Anti-Voter Fraud, Anti-Fake News, and more.

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The thread also has more info and instructions about my plan for us to drive around with signs in the windows of our vehicles.

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Shadilay420 9 points ago +9 / -0

I feel like the shittier your beer the more patriotic you are. High grade custom brewed IPAs are for pinko hipsters, but if you see a dude knocking back PBR you know for a goddamned fact he loves America.

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Mayhem 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have some news for you regarding PBR and hipsters my friend....

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quailman03 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm drinking a 36 pack of cheap ass, no name beer that cost 15 bucks after deposit+tax. God bless America and Boxer Light beer.

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Maxberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, I like my coffee + my beer. Nothing wrong with being cultured. Bottled + can beer was never really good.

Love the beer movement we've seen spark in the last 5 years. Good for economy + small businesses.

Lived in Germany + can't look back. Hefeweizen is my favorite. I'd rather support Joe on the corner selling his homemade IPA opposed to giving my money to piss beer.. even if I despise IPA's not really a hops girl.

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Jonny 1 point ago +2 / -1

Natty ice reporting in wassup

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +8 / -1

I like beer

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

I LIKE TURKEY. AND BEER.

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CorradoSoprano 2 points ago +3 / -1

It makes me a jolly good fellow.

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quailman03 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still like beer.

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z89101 6 points ago +7 / -1

Everything on the table for Our PATRIOT Ladies and Men!

Patriots! No More Reset FEAR! ✨ Globalist's DNC/RINO Terrorism against our country's effort to live, love, and prosper will be defeated.

GOD Bless us all, HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all good citizens who do not advocate for the destruction of our Country.

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monkey_inna_tree 5 points ago +7 / -2

Sweet!

Corona-AIDS is on the menu.

Hi mom!

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monkey_inna_tree 4 points ago +5 / -1

(when i say Corona-AIDS i mean fuck china)

muh clarity

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crimsonfancy 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHAHA!! Love! It!

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +3 / -1

Man, I really hope we get something to be thankful for in the next week or so. Things have been so morose lately! Trying to stay upbeat!

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SwampPlumber 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was my year to let loose. Until fucking retard lefty governor scared my parents into cancelling Thanksgiving.

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IHerdUlikeMAGAkips 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel the need to grab'em by the pussy.

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely beautiful pede! Very very well done! Cheers fren! <3 MAGA2020

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Phil_DeGraves 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beer? No thanks, 100-120 proof (or higher) bourbon is tastier and quicker!

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LiberalistChris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Write a speech to read as everyone says what they're thankful for this year. Come prepared this year, Pedes!

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strawberryismyjam 0 points ago +2 / -2

Would she feel that way if someone had stolen her credit card info, or would she fight the fraud?

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LadyOfLorien 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, man. OP is saying that the gf has given permission to fight with family over politics. It's a joke off the "gf: don't talk about politics, me after three beers:" meme.