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PhoQueDemocrats 23 points ago +23 / -0

Biden told me a black man invented the lightbulb!

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nope. According to Soviet textbooks, that was Lenin. Same with the airplane and internal combustion engine.

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ChrisSuperDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

You’re both wrong, it was Dear Leader Kim Jong Un. He invented all those things after being the first man to walk on the sun. When you don’t have to ever take a shit you get a lot of stuff done.

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Deadaim6 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoa whoa whoa....I was under the assumption that it was Mao. That's why he had all those people killed, he was able to do all the work himself.

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augustinius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuckin allah you guys, it was our boi Muzzy-Mohammed.