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lavendarlady 123 points ago +124 / -1

Damn ! Now that's a First Lady ! ...Lady being the key word.

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lavendarlady 30 points ago +30 / -0

Nope I see evidence of none at all. She is so classy and graceful. I love her.

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jdog 26 points ago +30 / -4

JUST ONE MASSIVE PINUS STROBUS!

Spez: No one appreciated my Botany joke.

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HighVoltage 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was actually pretty funny once I looked up Pinus Strobus.

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jdog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks fren

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Rubieroo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fir sure! It resin-ated with me!

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Jdubs2711 8 points ago +8 / -0

I con-Fir

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Gesirisi 3 points ago +3 / -0

This has got me so excited, I maple my wang out of my pants!

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INK10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. I have an actual science degree and still had to look it up. Kudos to the brainiac who knew what that was (jdog).

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Nibba 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s my fetish!

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lavendarlady 14 points ago +14 / -0

Her hair seemed to be lighter colored. I like it.

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SupremeDearLeader2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Big Mike would have been out there in a strapless sofa cushion pattern monstrosity and glitter gogo boots causing the media to swoon over his gigantic lats .

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INK10 1 point ago +1 / -0

"strapless sofa cushion" KEK

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Mrsattorney 2 points ago +2 / -0

I noticed that too. I like it.

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SvixGale 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the biggest trees, don’t we folks?

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here2red 47 points ago +47 / -0

no like the commy tree in Rockefeller Center

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BadManOrange 26 points ago +26 / -0

For real, they stripped away all of the fat and made it into a sickly commie tree.

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DemsFuckKids 6 points ago +6 / -0

it was nice looking when they got it. the fucked it up and i think on purpose. NY hates trees contrary to what they preach

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SvixGale 4 points ago +4 / -0

In mother Russia, tree decorate YOU!

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Rusty911 20 points ago +20 / -0

It puts Cummo's tree to shame. He probably hates Christmas, and therefore God (and puppies, and freedom)

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KudzuKing69 10 points ago +11 / -1

You should edit to remove probably :)

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first_amendment 5 points ago +5 / -0

"they" saved an owl that was in the tree, but gave it an all you can eat mouse buffet. All animals are created equal, but some animals are more equal that others.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

The whole time the mice are screaming, “What about me you sonovabitch!!”

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eating too much will actually hurt an owl. They clearly hate owls. They were just trying to virtue signal to the fatty blue haired xim/xers out there.

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petiteputnam 20 points ago +21 / -1

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A WHITE HOUSE CHAD TREE NYC BETA TREE MEME

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Ih8leftists 12 points ago +12 / -0

What's going on with New York tree?

Edit. It does kind of look like shit right now. https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1328792341772177411?s=20

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Sting 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh so it’s a dead tree.

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Atrumper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do you mean Catfish Mayor?

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beetlespruce.

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LiskaEman 6 points ago +9 / -3

It was showing stress from travel and pictures are from it was still tied up, so people are railing on it/freaking out/etc. It left it's original home as a gorgeous tree, but people think NY mayor/governor hates Christmas so they did it on purpose. Kinda ridiculious; i'm waiting to pass judgement until they get it set up to go. The trees look like that EVERY year when it arrives, but no one usually pays attention

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bloodyminded 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not to worry.

Nipple Rings and Warren Wilhelm will find other ways to ruin Christmas.

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Ih8leftists 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh thanks, I appreciate the detailed response!

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LiskaEman 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're welcome! I personally think it's adorable, and it'll look awesome once they get it rearranged. It's just a matter of everyone freaking out because we're so used to being attacked (which I can also understand). Hop on over to the Rockefellers twitter to take a look at it- and the adorable owl they found in the tree (gotten a clean bill of health and has been released! yay!)

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SvixGale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trees don’t like traveling either? tfw I am tree.

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LiskaEman 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL, There are worst things to be ! Trees are awesome and important. What kind of tree do you ID as? :P

Really though, It's a matter of stress from being pulled out of the ground/loosing some of the roots (which I'm guessing they would have- or should have- looked at properly before digging it up), not having a lot of water in the meantime, the stress from being on the road for 2 days, being tied up (hence the loose of needles) and so on.

Obviously it's possible the tree just decided to say fuck you on it's way there and died? But it looked gorgeous (and it was already near the end of it's lifespan when they removed it from it's home) when submitted.

I'm all for attacking those who attack us, but I'm also a firm believer in not putting malice in where there was none! The Rockefeller Center tree is an important tradition. I hope it looks kick ass when decorated and such.

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SvixGale 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am that White House Christmas tree, duh. :-D

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LiskaEman 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol, I approve! And, by the way, you have a fabulous, very lush figure! I'm jealous.

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INK10 1 point ago +1 / -0

It hates NY

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DeplorableKatie 17 points ago +17 / -0

I love that it’s a Christmas tree and not a “holiday” tree.

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JustSayIt 2 points ago +3 / -1

WTF is a "holiday tree"??? Jesus.

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DeplorableKatie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holiday trees don’t like Jesus.

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DesertYote 2 points ago +2 / -0

And look like the one in NYC.

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BabbleRabble 15 points ago +15 / -0

Nice to see the Budweiser Clydesdales are enjoying their side gig.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 14 points ago +14 / -0

President Trump: The best part is in a couple weeks Barron will be tall enough to put the star on!

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Gizmo17 13 points ago +13 / -0

Unlike The tree in NYC that De Blasio fucked up transporting so now it looks like it has AIDS.

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10gauge 13 points ago +14 / -1

All I see is Melania. Where's the tree?

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BugsleyKAG 12 points ago +13 / -1

Wait, is there is a tree in the photo?

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AIDS1255 8 points ago +8 / -0

I had to throw it in photoshop and move around some other parts of the photo, turns out there's a tree hidden off to the left of the photo. Wouldn't expect someone to notice without experience on this sort of stuff

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E-dantes 11 points ago +11 / -0

"All part of the experience, hun"......

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CloakAndDagger 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Tree of Liberty is thirsty

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Lovethycountry 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks nothing like that cracked out tree Bill dumbassio got for NY🙄

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SpezDispenser 7 points ago +7 / -0

That tree is almost as big as a side of beef.

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ILickStones-InFours 7 points ago +7 / -0

IMPRESSIVE LENGTH

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mehalla 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its the girth that satisfys.

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ILickStones-InFours 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok Stormy

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The_banned 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did anybody honestly believe the People's Republic of New York would have a better tree than Malania?

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Omahusker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Merry Christmas!

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undecidedmask 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our forests provide the best trees, maybe ever.

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undecidedmask 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't have actual trees in my house (mother has medical issues with it), so I've never had the chance to ever do anything.

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undecidedmask 1 point ago +1 / -0

We do multiple of those instead. Big one in my living room, smaller one in the basement and dining room.

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Ih8leftists 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit

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Mr_Beanths 4 points ago +4 / -0

ACKHTUALLY have you seen the one in NYC?

It sucks. Haha

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Can0_Wh00pass17 4 points ago +4 / -0

Way better than that sorry excuse for a tree, that still had an owl in it, in DeBlasio's NYC

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americanjerky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take notes, DeBlasio. You got the worst Christmas tree of all time.

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NobodyLikesSplatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like that piece of shit tree Charlie Brown had

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americanjerky 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Charles defense, he is 4.

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NobodyLikesSplatter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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MayonnaiseChicken 4 points ago +4 / -0

That tree is so tall, only Barron will be able to put the star on top!

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TheMagaParty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry I didn't realize there was a tree in this picture, hard to look at anything other than Melania in this picture. :D

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MeatShield72 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its not one of the ones where all the needles falls off is it?

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DeplorableKatie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now this here is a TREE!!

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MeatShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

Throw in some rope and tie it to my roof for me?

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ThirstyLibertyTree 4 points ago +4 / -0

Be sure to water your liberty tree from time to time.

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wonderfulusa 4 points ago +4 / -0

...and I see a certain someone in the photo that we can use as a 'model' to make the Angel for the top of the tree...

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Afeazo 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best trees, believe me folks

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Salacious_B_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not going in our yard Russ, it's going in our living room.

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Greg-2012 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN: Is the First Lady contributing to deforestation and global warming? Unnamed sources say "yes".

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

CNN: We have just received another report from an anonymous source that Orange Man is Bad. Stay tuned for a very intellectual monologue by Brian Stelter.

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PowerofPeople1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love how graceful our first lady is...

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FOREVERKAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

The latest example of MAGA vs ny.

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Jimmy_Russler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reeee trees are racist

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mehalla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed, although would have been a nicer pic with more leg action.

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genoze 3 points ago +3 / -0

My tree would get that big in front of FLOTUS too.

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jennyfrutex 3 points ago +3 / -0

FLOTUS looking classy and elegant as always.

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HighVoltage 3 points ago +3 / -0

That tree is so big, even the horse needs gear reduction to move it down the road.

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Jstchill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not like that abomination of a tree Warren Wilhelm Jr. approved for NYC.

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latsbruh 2 points ago +2 / -0

She needs to decorate it all super tacky so the left attacks her for doing what they wanted last year

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NotaBagel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are some boots 😍🤤

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FortheloveofBennie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm glad they didn't go with deblasio's christmas tree guy recommendation.

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Winged_Splinter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to love getting a real tree for the house. It made the house smell amazing, but after getting repeatedly stabbed by pine needles, I had to opt for a fiber optic tree.

Super excited this year as it's going to be my daughter's first Christmas. She won't remember it, but I'll never forget.

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thistlemitten 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better than Rockafeller Square!

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brutustyberius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at the wood you have created!

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Nalgahyde 2 points ago +2 / -0

De Blasio Status...BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

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rjs3455 2 points ago +2 / -0

Q tards are even using this as a signal . hahahaha