No homemade gifts, no gift giving in person, no looking people in the eyes. Only authorized gifts can be purchased through Wallyworld, Target, or big box stores!
Oh man you know that’s next. It’s actually going to be “give your gifts to black people” because they can’t be infected and you have too much privilege.
Are they getting their medical information from the movie Ghostbusters 2?... Like when the ectoplasm gets excited from the loud music, and the statue of liberty becomes animate... HonK HonK!
Pedes, I looked on the CDC site (https://www.cdc.gov/) and didn't see mention of this - just the usual stuff on sanitizing, one-use utensils, etc. Perhaps some MSM news are adding items on their lockdown list to the story and attributing it to CDC. Tell me if I am wrong/missed it/etc.
Those gifts can be infected with the China Flu that you’ll then be giving to your family. ITS LIKE YOU WANT TO KILL GRANDMA! REEEEEEE!
No homemade gifts, no gift giving in person, no looking people in the eyes. Only authorized gifts can be purchased through Wallyworld, Target, or big box stores!
Oh man you know that’s next. It’s actually going to be “give your gifts to black people” because they can’t be infected and you have too much privilege.
5000 watt pa system, cranked to 11, food for an army and a grumman canoe filled with ice and drinks.
Are they getting their medical information from the movie Ghostbusters 2?... Like when the ectoplasm gets excited from the loud music, and the statue of liberty becomes animate... HonK HonK!
I'm beginning to think CDC stands for Clinically Deranged Communists.
Edit: I stand corrected.
CDC and Fox can fuck right off
Eeek! Hard to tell these days.
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/daily-life-coping/holidays.html#:~:text=Guests%20should%20avoid%20direct%20contact,when%20not%20eating%20or%20drinking
Like I said before, Clinically Deranged Commies.
I'm not good with reading... does that say "Blare Sabaton at ear splitting levels?" Cause I'm pretty sure I'll be doing that.
lololololol
FOX and CDC can eat a bag of Dicks for Thanksgiving.
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/daily-life-coping/holidays.html#:~:text=Guests%20should%20avoid%20direct%20contact,when%20not%20eating%20or%20drinking.
Encourage guests to avoid singing or shouting, especially indoors. Keep music levels down so people don’t have to shout or speak loudly to be heard.
Fuck. I did a search and still missed it. Good catch. I will edit
Pedes, I looked on the CDC site (https://www.cdc.gov/) and didn't see mention of this - just the usual stuff on sanitizing, one-use utensils, etc. Perhaps some MSM news are adding items on their lockdown list to the story and attributing it to CDC. Tell me if I am wrong/missed it/etc.
'Use of alcohol or drugs may alter judgment and make it more difficult to practice COVID-19 safety measures.'
FOX is FAKE NEWS. You’re missing that MSM cannot be trusted to report honestly.