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uzi5v2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those gifts can be infected with the China Flu that you’ll then be giving to your family. ITS LIKE YOU WANT TO KILL GRANDMA! REEEEEEE!

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Magatonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

No homemade gifts, no gift giving in person, no looking people in the eyes. Only authorized gifts can be purchased through Wallyworld, Target, or big box stores!

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CantStumpTheTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man you know that’s next. It’s actually going to be “give your gifts to black people” because they can’t be infected and you have too much privilege.

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INSSABOFA 4 points ago +4 / -0

5000 watt pa system, cranked to 11, food for an army and a grumman canoe filled with ice and drinks.

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Magatonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are they getting their medical information from the movie Ghostbusters 2?... Like when the ectoplasm gets excited from the loud music, and the statue of liberty becomes animate... HonK HonK!

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RS34ME 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm beginning to think CDC stands for Clinically Deranged Communists.

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67Vert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Edit: I stand corrected.
CDC and Fox can fuck right off

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Redmerc1999 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not good with reading... does that say "Blare Sabaton at ear splitting levels?" Cause I'm pretty sure I'll be doing that.

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Thingthing22 1 point ago +1 / -0

lololololol

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67Vert 0 points ago +1 / -1

FOX and CDC can eat a bag of Dicks for Thanksgiving.

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Lairdglencairn [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/daily-life-coping/holidays.html#:~:text=Guests%20should%20avoid%20direct%20contact,when%20not%20eating%20or%20drinking.

Encourage guests to avoid singing or shouting, especially indoors. Keep music levels down so people don’t have to shout or speak loudly to be heard.

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67Vert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck. I did a search and still missed it. Good catch. I will edit

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GodFollower 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pedes, I looked on the CDC site (https://www.cdc.gov/) and didn't see mention of this - just the usual stuff on sanitizing, one-use utensils, etc. Perhaps some MSM news are adding items on their lockdown list to the story and attributing it to CDC. Tell me if I am wrong/missed it/etc.

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Lairdglencairn [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Use of alcohol or drugs may alter judgment and make it more difficult to practice COVID-19 safety measures.'

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67Vert 0 points ago +1 / -1

FOX is FAKE NEWS. You’re missing that MSM cannot be trusted to report honestly.

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