"According to sources, Oregon State Police have been ordered to go door to door and round up all families trying to celebrate Thanksgiving. Any person or persons not found alone on a couch crying into a clamshell container of take-out food will be arrested on the spot."
Babylon Bee is a conservative satire newspaper. it isn't real. That said, I have seen it be accidentally right before. There is also not-the-bee, which is a site specializing in real news that seems fake.
"According to sources, Oregon State Police have been ordered to go door to door and round up all families trying to celebrate Thanksgiving. Any person or persons not found alone on a couch crying into a clamshell container of take-out food will be arrested on the spot."
LOL
WTF....
^THIS^ I always tell my frens "be careful what you laugh about, it will become reality".
Babylon Bee is a conservative satire newspaper. it isn't real. That said, I have seen it be accidentally right before. There is also not-the-bee, which is a site specializing in real news that seems fake.
Where is the satire? 😒
I love the Bee!