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Haz85 54 points ago +54 / -0

plot twist: Trump pardons Assange, Snowden & Flynn instead

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McFatty7 15 points ago +15 / -0

Snowden recently applied for Russian Citizenship, while keeping US Citizenship.

I don't think he's getting a pardon.

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Captain-D 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are fascinating.

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Wtf_socialismreally 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would fucking laugh

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envy923 39 points ago +40 / -1

Holy hell... the number of deports in this is incredible.

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envy923 15 points ago +15 / -0

Replying to my own after seeing the chain of deports grow below me... THANK YOU MODS!

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Justice4k 4 points ago +5 / -1

Whatever you did, you deserve 1000 upvotes haha.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 12 points ago +12 / -0

Did we pee in some commie's soy latte today?

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envy923 10 points ago +10 / -0

At this point there's a full-on turd floating in it... yet they drink anyway.

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Creepy_Ginger 7 points ago +7 / -0

After reading all the deletes, yes. All the time, anytime we talk we piss in their Soy Latte, yet they keep drinking.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I get curious whenever I see a reply to one of my comments, but it's already been deleted. I feel sad that I missed the opportunity to do my own deporting (after inserting another couple of redpills, of course), damn this need to sleep.

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sociopathix 2 points ago +2 / -0

They big mad.

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MadRussian 30 points ago +33 / -3

Name it Joe, chop the fucker's head off, have it roasted live and eat it on live TV.

Fuck the pardon the bird thing, let's have some fun.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 7 points ago +7 / -0

Off topic, but did we pee in some commie's soy latte? Because that is alot of deleted comments with the commie handshake.

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Afeazo 8 points ago +8 / -0

The fact that they are infiltrating this website more than they ever have in the past tells me we are making good progress

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aw man I missed it.

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amerika_f1rst 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make it a fireside chat.. would be lovely

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lapc09 30 points ago +31 / -1

They try to cancel Thanksgiving and all of our traditions, but this is one thing they didn't get to take from us. Screw off globalists! We still get our turkey pardon despite your anti-Americanism. Thank you President Trump!

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PaigeAshley 9 points ago +9 / -0

They looked so relaxed, so attractive and sweet. :)

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My_dick_screamed 23 points ago +23 / -0

CORNPOP THE TURKEY!

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LordJudgement18 18 points ago +18 / -0

i always think this is a fun tradition its silly but its enjoyable

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Knight1_of_Sunset 17 points ago +17 / -0

Did we pee in some commie's soy latte? Because that is alot of deleted comments with the commie handshake

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PolishPepe 6 points ago +7 / -1

What does this handshake icon mean? I hate commies and I have one next to my nickname

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PolishPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

God Bless from Poland

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TwoHappyQuarterNotes 2 points ago +2 / -0

God bless Polish Pepe’s

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Knight1_of_Sunset 7 points ago +7 / -0

A user who joined relatively recently, newbies essentially.

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Afeazo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea we are growing massively these past few weeks, of course we are going to have legitimate new users and if a new user comes here and previously they only watched fox and shit like that, they may be a doomer but we shouldn’t treat them with hostility.

Deport those who are demanding Trump concede and other bullshit like that, don’t attack people asking innocent questions because they may truly not know.

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Shadilay-Hotep 2 points ago +2 / -0

it means we are newer and need to participate more, not sure of the exact threshold that it disappears at

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's one guy who keeps spamming the same disgusting comments. He gets deported FAST.

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FuckCommies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those two are one and the same.

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TheJustin 16 points ago +16 / -0

FREE CORN POP!

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QANON__17 2 points ago +4 / -2

Jive turkey

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poisonpie 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm gonna need a fact-check on this! Snopes? Where you at?

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Afeazo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got a good laugh of some Reddit comment I read that they told their parents that before they send them anything in the news, to fact check it via snopes first lmfao.

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DickTick 15 points ago +15 / -0

Holy shit at all the mod clean-up deleted comments!

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FuckCommies 5 points ago +5 / -0

This comment got me college freshman hard. RIGHT THE FUCK ON.

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MamaMiMi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is there a difference between college freshman and 21, 28, or 35? I am curious? Hehehe

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800080 14 points ago +14 / -0

Biden is getting a pardon???

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uzi5v2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Does that mean the left will fight to nullify the pardon?

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800080 6 points ago +6 / -0

There is case law where a President commuted a death sentence to life in prison.

The person receiving the commutation wanted to decline it but the courts ruled they could not.

Not certain if you can decline a pardon, despite what the MSM may report or Democrats may scream about [last time they screamed when Harriet Tubman received a posthumous pardon from Trump]

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Jarlason10 13 points ago +13 / -0

Such magnificent gobblers.

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Blurpy 6 points ago +6 / -0

kek

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PaigeAshley 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yay! These are always fun. :)

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HeavenlyTrumpets 12 points ago +12 / -0

I find this to be one of our funniest traditions here in America.

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Porkbut 12 points ago +13 / -1

He should come out holding a roasted goose with a β€œBiden” tag

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Composers_For_Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

yea

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NotTheTendies 5 points ago +5 / -0

Corn and Cobb are pretty close...

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FrankieDs 9 points ago +9 / -0

President Trump Pardons corn, Biden pardon corn pop.

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Salt_n_Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I def think Corn and Cobb are a jab at Corn Pop

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FuckCommies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking really? Barking up the wrong tree spammer.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 9 points ago +11 / -2

He should have butchered it right there, shouted death to traitors, mic-dropped the hatchet, and moonwalked back into the White House, Melania leering at the press in a blood-splattered white dress and full-length gloves

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Freedom2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL. Thanks I needed that!

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +9 / -0

The left probably: "He can't do that, he's not president anymore!!! Also how dare he promote a holiday that can create legions of superspreaders! He's not even wearing a mask...and the turkey isn't wearing one either! It's the only time I've seen a turkey not wearing a mask this month!"

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LiskaEman 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is so fun/funny ! POTUS and FLOTUS look so sweet together holding hands and smiling at eachother

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sustainable_saltmine [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

EVERYONESPresident

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Blurpy 9 points ago +9 / -0

I Love this President! Cool as a Cucumber. We are having fun, Pedes!!

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ElectricChad 9 points ago +9 / -0

We have the best farmers don't we?!

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4moreyears 8 points ago +8 / -0

WE HAVE THE BEST TURKEYS

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PaigeAshley 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can't wait to see what lovely outfit FLOTUS wears today! :)

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LiskaEman 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love a slice-of-life break like this! It's just plain fun, and a break from all the stress. I've got the WH livestream on and also the RSBN one too

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spacecoyote 7 points ago +8 / -1

The turkey is Joe Biden. He will not be pardoned.

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DemsFuckKids 7 points ago +8 / -1

name it corn pop!

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McFatty7 6 points ago +6 / -0

CNN Trump forces Melania into hard labor into decorating the Rose Garden

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sustainable_saltmine [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

DID SOME REPORTER SERIOUSLY JUST ASK ABOUT A CONCESSION SPEECH? WTAF?

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WU_HAN_FRU 6 points ago +6 / -0

NO DEALS

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TweakedTruckerMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yay Corn!!!!

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maestrolive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really hoping Cob would get the pardon but Corn definitely dissected it!

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Tnarmsco 6 points ago +6 / -0

If he honestly thought he lost the election, he'd be pardoning more than turkeys. We got this.

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sustainable_saltmine [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

πŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒ

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Julia_J 2 points ago +2 / -0

πŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒ

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winsome 5 points ago +5 / -0

Corn or Cob?

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ElectricChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a beautiful bird.

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Dckman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look at the beautiful bird.

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PaigeAshley 4 points ago +4 / -0

❀ them so much!