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Dereliction 97 points ago +97 / -0

The FBI will get right on this.

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RacerX1999 43 points ago +43 / -0

"Hello, thank you for contacting the Federal bureau of investigation. Your criminal matter is important to us. Please hold. You're expected wait time is 10 years."

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FireannDireach 17 points ago +17 / -0

"Welcome to the FBI. If you require "investigations", press the yellow button. If you want a hand job, press the blue button. Welcome to the FBI. We love you."

Deleted scene from Idiocracy.

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iliv4gamez 2 points ago +2 / -0

That movie just keeps on being horribly predictive.

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lolpaladins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Federal bureau of matters

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PhoneBandit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them you thought you saw a noose in the shredder. 15 man team will show up in an hour.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think I saw a noose being shredded.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 3 points ago +3 / -0

They contacted the last two entities I'd trust with this

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Anon_Army 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea right after they figure out how both of Epstein's security cameras and guards were MIA. Same with the media.

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Evzada 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you want immediate action, please prove this matter involves racism or bigotry.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, the ballots were white.

So in light of that they will extra ignore this incident.