"Hello, thank you for contacting the Federal bureau of investigation. Your criminal matter is important to us. Please hold. You're expected wait time is 10 years."
"Welcome to the FBI. If you require "investigations", press the yellow button. If you want a hand job, press the blue button. Welcome to the FBI. We love you."
The FBI will get right on this.
"Hello, thank you for contacting the Federal bureau of investigation. Your criminal matter is important to us. Please hold. You're expected wait time is 10 years."
"Welcome to the FBI. If you require "investigations", press the yellow button. If you want a hand job, press the blue button. Welcome to the FBI. We love you."
Deleted scene from Idiocracy.
That movie just keeps on being horribly predictive.
Federal bureau of matters
Tell them you thought you saw a noose in the shredder. 15 man team will show up in an hour.
I think I saw a noose being shredded.
They contacted the last two entities I'd trust with this
Yea right after they figure out how both of Epstein's security cameras and guards were MIA. Same with the media.
If you want immediate action, please prove this matter involves racism or bigotry.
Well, the ballots were white.
So in light of that they will extra ignore this incident.