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goodbeerbetterviews2 468 points ago +468 / -0

Hand over the receipts of who asked for this shredding to take place.

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BobbyTwoScoops 154 points ago +155 / -1

"Well, who saw it?"

"Nobody. Here at A 1, we also shred our eyeballs."

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Konsaki 49 points ago +49 / -0

Something stronger; Feinstein and Pelosi 69'ing.

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SirJiub 8 points ago +8 / -0

And our integrity...

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dizzle_izzle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sheeeeeiiiiiitttt you can shred deeez nuuuts bitch

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thatguynobody 5 points ago +5 / -0

sweats heavily

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MAGACAP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats the first one we shredded

Pieces of shit scum

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 28 points ago +28 / -0

But... was there a garage door pull involved?

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iVote2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Obviously not - there would be at least a dozen agents on premise.

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DebunkTheLeft 19 points ago +19 / -0

The FBI was called in to go after the people who discovered the problem.

The only reason the FBI exists is to show up at the behest of the Rats and persecute the victims.

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TangerineShine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where on earth is O’ Keefe?

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FromSethWithLove 15 points ago +15 / -0

Conveniently talked to the FBI before, during, and after the shred job

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Helmerj 6 points ago +6 / -0

FBI: Feed shredded material through shredder backwards. That should reassemble it.

– Special agent F. Bueller

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OGpsywar 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ten Fvcking Thousand Percent that Press Release was written by media/psych experts Waaaaay bigger than any who work for a 'poor ol local god fearin, constitutiona luvin famany bidness'.

Pure DNC Horseshit