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A1 Paper Shredding in GA seems concerned about something. Contacts FBI/Election Officials. (media.patriots.win)
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– RacerX1999 43 points ago +43 / -0

"Hello, thank you for contacting the Federal bureau of investigation. Your criminal matter is important to us. Please hold. You're expected wait time is 10 years."

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– FireannDireach 17 points ago +17 / -0

"Welcome to the FBI. If you require "investigations", press the yellow button. If you want a hand job, press the blue button. Welcome to the FBI. We love you."

Deleted scene from Idiocracy.

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– iliv4gamez 2 points ago +2 / -0

That movie just keeps on being horribly predictive.

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– lolpaladins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Federal bureau of matters

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– PhoneBandit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them you thought you saw a noose in the shredder. 15 man team will show up in an hour.

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