Don't you know? Corona is actually an alcoholic beverage! Less drinking ultimately means less people getting drinks, which means less people getting Corona! And for the dangers of loud music attracting the virus...well I'm sorry that's too retarded to even make up a joke reason. Maybe the virus is sentient and able to hear a bass drop and can magically teleport to the party?
Don't you know? Corona is actually an alcoholic beverage! Less drinking ultimately means less people getting drinks, which means less people getting Corona! And for the dangers of loud music attracting the virus...well I'm sorry that's too retarded to even make up a joke reason. Maybe the virus is sentient and able to hear a bass drop and can magically teleport to the party?