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Is it weird that I saw lord helmet here, and my brain immediately started working on an engineering problem of how I can trap one of my farts in there with him?
I keep seeing pictures of crowds criticized by the left. It almost seems like jealousy. Why aren't you panicking? You are going to murder old people by not frequently over cleaning and acting like a germaphobe. Let's ignore other countries that never locked down and have negligible supposed covid deaths. But muh common flu is extinct.
I'm in a blue state that banned Thanksgiving. So, in a spirit of protest, the family decided to have Thanksgiving last weekend, again on Thanksgiving day, and again the following Sunday. Gavin Newsom can suck it!
I don't know any Rachel.... Do you mean that dude, DICK? All joking aside, the sales are great this year, do another turkey day after you feel better. It's a peaceful protest.
We're definitely going to do something in the winter, at the very least, but with relatives coming to visit from NY, I can't really ask everyone to schedule more simultaneous time off, you know?
I'm sure I will. I get some horrible thing every winter, usually kills Christmas, not Thanksgiving, though. Last year I made it until February, and then everyone working at my Walmart got this crazy flu with a sore throat and a dry cough, and loss of taste and smell. Wonder what that was, yeah???
Cue months of us all being forced to wear masks on the clock, muttering under our breaths "We all fucking HAD it already, this does NOTHING."
And remember the Rubber Gloves? When everyone would wipe their noses with the gloves and get their snot all over my products? And think that since they were wearing gloves that meant it wasn't contamination? Fucking SIGH, man.
But yeah, I'll be fine. I've already started putting together a package of Warhammer 40k Novels to be delivered to my aunt, who I recently got into them, and she's completely hooked now. And they're going to make me a plate of leftovers when they're still fresh and deliver it by just as everyone's eating, my aunt's house where they're holding the meal is like 8 minutes away. Pretty cool family. Just don't tell them I said that.
I don't even think we are at peak clown world yet 🤡😂
yeah i think we are just at the foothills of everest. still aways to go until summit of clown world
Is it weird that I saw lord helmet here, and my brain immediately started working on an engineering problem of how I can trap one of my farts in there with him?
Or if your deblasios daughter smoke meth in public without smelling the place up
calls on CLWN
I think it’s going to start being less funny, more terrifying CCP dictatorship pretty soon here
I keep seeing pictures of crowds criticized by the left. It almost seems like jealousy. Why aren't you panicking? You are going to murder old people by not frequently over cleaning and acting like a germaphobe. Let's ignore other countries that never locked down and have negligible supposed covid deaths. But muh common flu is extinct.
Kek
Jesus turkey sounds so good rn
I'm in a blue state that banned Thanksgiving. So, in a spirit of protest, the family decided to have Thanksgiving last weekend, again on Thanksgiving day, and again the following Sunday. Gavin Newsom can suck it!
I'm off of work for the first time in five years, and was ready to tell Tom Wolf to go fuck himself and eat the meal with my family.
And then I got sick as shit. Fuck me, I've got to ACTUALLY quarantine because of a REAL virus?! How fucking sick is that???
Ah well, at least everyone else is going to be there, sticking it to the man.
The man, in this case, is Rachel Levine.
Boom.
I don't know any Rachel.... Do you mean that dude, DICK? All joking aside, the sales are great this year, do another turkey day after you feel better. It's a peaceful protest.
We're definitely going to do something in the winter, at the very least, but with relatives coming to visit from NY, I can't really ask everyone to schedule more simultaneous time off, you know?
Bummer. I'm lucky, whole family is in the same town. Hope you feel better bro.
I'm sure I will. I get some horrible thing every winter, usually kills Christmas, not Thanksgiving, though. Last year I made it until February, and then everyone working at my Walmart got this crazy flu with a sore throat and a dry cough, and loss of taste and smell. Wonder what that was, yeah???
Cue months of us all being forced to wear masks on the clock, muttering under our breaths "We all fucking HAD it already, this does NOTHING."
And remember the Rubber Gloves? When everyone would wipe their noses with the gloves and get their snot all over my products? And think that since they were wearing gloves that meant it wasn't contamination? Fucking SIGH, man.
But yeah, I'll be fine. I've already started putting together a package of Warhammer 40k Novels to be delivered to my aunt, who I recently got into them, and she's completely hooked now. And they're going to make me a plate of leftovers when they're still fresh and deliver it by just as everyone's eating, my aunt's house where they're holding the meal is like 8 minutes away. Pretty cool family. Just don't tell them I said that.
10/10 meme pede nice work
This is GOLD!!!!
Looks like a baby in a carrier.
I'm not taking off my shiny tinfoil hat, I earned it.
“Mom can you unclog my gravy tube? The white wine camel back in this pod is getting warm. Also I’m dizzy”.