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Libscan_SuqMadiq 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yippee Kay yay Mutha fuckas!

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mrd92 10 points ago +10 / -0

Missed getting to say this by 3 minutes!!

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now I got a machine gun !!

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Bravo1 13 points ago +13 / -0

My wife and I are laughing hysterically as we will be buying guns for the first time this week.

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UnderCoverTrumper 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh, what are you getting? Hubby and I are new as well and about to purchase something

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Bravo1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Based on some inputs. We will be getting 9mm pistols.

I’m debating on getting Glocks or Sigs or combination.

Still undecided on the models.

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Pathwalker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Buy extra ammo. Ammo is the new toilet paper. Soon it will be as scarce as hen's teeth.

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Bravo1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hear ya! I went to several stores and all the ammo shelves were empty

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Pathwalker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Four billion rounds in government contracts need to be filled first. Then there is a shortage of primers from, you guessed it... China. US manufacturers can only produce about 4.6 million rounds/day because of that. Aannndd there's a whole lot of new buyers on the market.

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Bravo1 3 points ago +3 / -0

It looks like I’m not helping 😂

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Pathwalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Find out when your local Walmart gets their ammo order in and get there early.

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Bravo1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank You good sir!

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UnderCoverTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah! That's great! Congrats! My husband and I were going to try to get some range time in before we buy just so we can check out some options. But now I'm wondering if we should just buy first and get range time in second....

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Bravo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh! We are going to a gun range and get some help. My local place allows you to try before buying :)

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UnderCoverTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need to call around more and see if I can find something like that! I'm on the East Coast and a lot of places specialize in either shooting or selling but not both...

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Bravo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, I would recommend trying first. I wonder if you could drive to another state so you could try and then buy from your local gun store.

I heard it becomes a very personal choice.

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UnderCoverTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for mentioning that. We heard from a place that only would let us try one gun. It sounds like we should keep looking. Best of luck with your own purchase!

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P8triot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good luck finding ammo. If you can find it, buy whatever they’ll sell you.

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Those_Who_Wander 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why does this have a shitpost flair? My family has agreed the only gifts we're allowed to buy are ammo, guns, survival gear and honey (for making mead).

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

honey (for making mead)

By Odin's beard!

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UnderCoverTrumper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hail the All Father!

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UnderCoverTrumper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Really though, I could see Odin as Trump's patron God. Could be Athena though. Trump has those Odysseus vibes.

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Isolated_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

survival gear and honey (for making mead).

This here is wisdom pedes. Learn well.

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Average-Joe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Meet me at Nakatomi Towers

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dulles International Airport. The above screenshot is from Die Hard 2.

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EpicTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ain’t that the sad truth.

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Cyphr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Boxes of ammo make the perfect stocking-stuffer...

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RedFoxOnFire 4 points ago +4 / -0

It ain’t Christmas till Hans falls off the Nakatomi building.

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InarosPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite Christmas movie!

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Brickwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's funny.

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RedBloodofPatriotism 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't afford another gun right now but survival gear and ammo are definitely on the shopping list. Checking it twice. Gonna find out who's naughty and nice.

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RedBloodofPatriotism 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out lol thanks, bro

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anything guns and ammo related anytime. Check out my other hangout on AR15.com

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Mac-awake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now we have the kraken. Ho-ho-ho

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JamesBond007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anytime

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Mac-awake 1 point ago +1 / -0

"We're going to need some more FBI guys, I guess"

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah they were just as “effective” then as they are now.