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midgetpornrocks 128 points ago +128 / -0

In the words of my generation: UP YOURS!

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logan34 62 points ago +62 / -0

In the words of my generation: 1776!

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Monkey_Scrotum_Fever 10 points ago +10 / -0

I swear this better not be all talk I've been seeing or I'm about to experience a Blue Ball episode for the guiness books. I don't know if I'd survive.

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Oda_nicullah 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s gonna take 1776 to defeat 1984

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Davito2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

The militias and Continental Army had already engaged the Brits in 1775. It just took the politicians another year to figure out what everyone else already had: the good King wasn't going to negotiate terms.

Political inaction equals cities burning, both then and now.

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I_Used_to_be_me 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the words of my generation (unfortunately): WAP

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Vox_Dobad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Earf*

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silent_majority_LA 34 points ago +34 / -0

UP YOURS!

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ShyRipley 17 points ago +17 / -0

lol I was just gonna say that

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TalmudIsToiletPaper 3 points ago +3 / -0

I caught you last week over at the Statue of Liberty as AOC and her Antifa Horde moved closer, and you said "GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!!!"

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ShyRipley 2 points ago +2 / -0

one of my less shy days... ;>

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MentalyStable 10 points ago +10 / -0

Username checks out. 😎

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silent_majority_LA 178 points ago +178 / -0

He's a good guy. One year my boss screwed me over on my Christmas bonus check. Instead of a big bonus I got a membership in the jelly of the month club. I was pretty bummed because I was going to use the money to put in a pool. Anyways, he drove all the way over to my bosses house on Christmas day, tied him up and brought him back to my house. Made my boss see the error of his ways and I got my bonus after all (although the swat team ruined our home in the process). Thankfully my boss was understanding and saw the error of his ways. Even his wife was pissed at him for cancelling the bonuses!

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Colonel_Chestbridge 63 points ago +67 / -4

Holy shit. I’m just now realizing who Randy Quaid is

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Lord_Yeezus 43 points ago +43 / -0

He’s also the crazy redneck who ducked up the aliens that tried to fuck with the USA.

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anthemstander 16 points ago +16 / -0

He also got kinky with a couple of fresh baked pies in "Not Another Teen Movie." Love this guy.

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NickTheDick 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's also the guy who told his daughter she's the best french kisser, but I'm gonna look past that.

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SpezIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nevada has different laws and customs.

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userofthisname 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thought that was her "teacher". They used to clean up R movies for television back in the day. I wish I could get copies of some of them to watch with my 11 yr old lol.

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NickTheDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Timeless classics, your kid will love them. I'll be doing the same when my kids are a bit older.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaJDaz_aKyQ

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DebbieinDallas 24 points ago +24 / -0

He is, and will always be, Uncle-“the-shitter’s full”-Eddy

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silent_majority_LA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Real tomato ketchup Eddy!? ... Nothing but the best!

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

They sure dont make movies like they used to

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9x10again 18 points ago +18 / -0

I remember when he sold a kidney and buried the money in the desert, just in case.

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DonnieT 11 points ago +14 / -3

Wait what?

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prayinpede 29 points ago +30 / -1 (edited)

Plot to National lampoons Christmas

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DonnieT 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks ;)

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0io- 5 points ago +5 / -0

I needed the help too.

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silent_majority_LA 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was Vegas Vacation. He dug up the kidney money to give to Clark so he could gamble more to win back his lost money lol.

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1ValhallaJack 2 points ago +3 / -1

Donkey watch the movie

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SenorTrumper 7 points ago +7 / -0

DID HE FINALLY see the error of his ways?

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Snake 28 points ago +28 / -0

We are the golden goose.

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Grimnir 9 points ago +9 / -0

GOOBLE GOBBLE, ONE OF US. ?

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you_can_do_it 21 points ago +21 / -0

you know he is reading these comments right now (and whole lot of others in Hollywood too scared to speak up still)

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MustafaJones 18 points ago +18 / -0

BASED.

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Trustnone 89 points ago +90 / -1

Well that was terrifying and inspirational all at once.

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0095D 32 points ago +32 / -0

The lights were pretty festive, imo.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago +5 / -1

Are we sure this isn't Santa Claus pretending to be Randy Quaid to give him a bad name again?

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LiskaEman 75 points ago +75 / -0

lol, I adore him! He's like everyone's crazy fun uncle. Appreciate the support !

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RedBloodofPatriotism 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't think Hunter was "fun" though the crazy certainly applies

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LiskaEman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dude that's terrible but freaking hilarious

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Bravo1 4 points ago +4 / -0

FBI has left the chat

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DeportAntifa 2 points ago +2 / -0

=(

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Wrathofwretchcmox 15 points ago +15 / -0

He HATES Hollywood and has been making “STAR WACKERS” videos for years at this point. Randy is one of / ourguys/ he’s a good one.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never seen any. On YT?

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Nomoralcompass89 68 points ago +69 / -1

Fastest sticky in the west.

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you_can_do_it 14 points ago +14 / -0

still working on the east tho

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Markiep89 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pooh.win mods are 12 year old boys being punished for their ancestors sins.

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Acala 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Great Leap Forward... into concentration camps.

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dirtysanchez69 46 points ago +46 / -0

HEY BOYS, REMEMBER ME?!

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themightykekfish 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kekker one fox 2

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Mr_Fister 35 points ago +35 / -0

Not sure what I just watched but I like it

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FightingPatriot17 34 points ago +34 / -0

I JUST WANT MORE OF THIS. MORE RANDY

ENOUGH MILK TOAST BETA RHINOS AND REPUBLICANS.

THIS IS THE TRUMP ERA REPUBLICANS AND WE ARE FUCKING PISSED!!!

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LawfulSilentMajority 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, on a tangent, has anyone else ever tried making milk toast? It's pretty much like eating cold cereal with milk. I had heard the saying of course but never really gave it much thought. If you put a little cinnamon on it, it tastes a lot like cinnamon toast crunch cereal.

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LawfulSilentMajority 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe with generic wonderbread but I did it with some sourdough I baked earlier in the pandemic and it definitely kept its crunch.

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Korec 28 points ago +28 / -0

Fox is Cancelled!

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you_can_do_it 14 points ago +14 / -0

I know it, you know it, everyone knows it.

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TyrannyBuster 27 points ago +27 / -0

Fucking love this guy.

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Ithrowawaay 26 points ago +26 / -0

When did cousin eddy become mad based Santa?

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Nannerbadnanner 12 points ago +12 / -0

He always was.

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cbird54 23 points ago +23 / -0

This is terrifying and amazing all in one acid trip.

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bane187 [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

In case you missed the Trump retweet...

https://i.ibb.co/dptKrfX/trump-tweet.jpg

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RedBloodofPatriotism 12 points ago +12 / -0

I love that our President retweets stuff like this 😆 another fun one for the history books

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you_can_do_it 15 points ago +15 / -0

have they ever been seen in the same room?

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FightingPatriot17 13 points ago +15 / -2

delivered the same number of indictments, so checks out

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you_can_do_it 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am neutral on the whole Q thing but damn that was good

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Animator 17 points ago +18 / -1

This guy has gone completely nuts and I love him.

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Scroon 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's always been the sane one. We're the fools acting like what's going on right now is normal.

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PN_OShea 16 points ago +16 / -0

I vote Randy Quaid to MC the broadcast of the Traitor Executions.

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PN_OShea 3 points ago +3 / -0

MC like hell.... I wanna give Alex Jones his own version of Lucille and watch him Hulk out.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lucille as in BB King's guitar?

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FuckCommies 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is where my mind went.

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PN_OShea 1 point ago +1 / -0

Swing and a miss, all pun intended.

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A1waysLurk1ing 4 points ago +4 / -0

He can be the telestrator.

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is brilliant.

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PN_OShea 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or maybe co-host with James Woods?

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NinjaSquirrel 15 points ago +15 / -0 (edited)

Not sure if i should feel scared or dance to techno music

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ShyRipley 6 points ago +6 / -0

techno. totally.

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SkeletorsTeeth 14 points ago +14 / -0

Backing his president in the movies and real life

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you_can_do_it 10 points ago +11 / -1

real life is a movie

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PN_OShea 13 points ago +13 / -0

What the hell is real life? I've been in Clownworld so long, I have a tough time remembering what a rational reality is like

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Unapologetic 12 points ago +12 / -0

I work with a dude that looks like Randy Quaid.

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you_can_do_it 10 points ago +10 / -0

might be him

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Unapologetic 6 points ago +6 / -0

I instinctually thought to myself, so this is what he does on the weekends. But, nahhh... it canttttt beeee.

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you_can_do_it 8 points ago +8 / -0

he is just researching a role and got carried away and now is living two lifes

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Unapologetic 6 points ago +6 / -0

God bless him for it. No one gets out of this alive.

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Randy is one of us. I bet a rare pepe he frequents TD.

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alfredbester 3 points ago +3 / -0

el rushbo

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userofthisname 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maga dittos to Rush

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USAF4Trump 10 points ago +14 / -4

His nose looks like a dick

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you_can_do_it 38 points ago +38 / -0

maybe your dick just looks like his nose

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USAF4Trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol you got me. Damn it quaid! You exposed more than just Fox News tonight!

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Pepe_longcockings 5 points ago +5 / -0

So... its safe to say getting on gets you off?

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geocitiesuser 9 points ago +9 / -0

Epic.

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Jamesdaah 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤣🤣🤣 got him! Lmao

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you_can_do_it 7 points ago +7 / -0

weird but good

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meatballMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

kek'd

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manipsfuhmate 7 points ago +7 / -0

shitter's full

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Masjosh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have you checked our shitters honey?

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1776ThereIsaidIt 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's on the right side of crazy. Guys that grow unkempt beards as they get older a la Letterman, Dorsey, Howard Hughes are generally losing their marbles.

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Please_Clap 5 points ago +7 / -2

FoxNews could give a shit if they lose money (just like CNN and all the others). The globalists are willing to take a MINOR hit to their wallets to unseat Trump.

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Jimmy_Russler 4 points ago +4 / -0

This. They have all the money in the world, and they are willing to sacrifice a bit of it for total control

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Please_Clap 2 points ago +4 / -2

Trump needs to stop acting like poor ratings makes a difference. The globalists are laughing as they continue their attacks. We are at war folks.

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MAGA5150 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow. Based Cousin Eddie.

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BattleKing 5 points ago +5 / -0

It becomes even better when you think about the fact that Trump retweeted this

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Bethybethster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I lost my shit the second time I saw it. I blew another into my cereal, glad I was done. But the fact he retweeted it and the comments ppl made, you fucking know he’s trolling so hard and I love it!

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RobinNet 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard when them aliens took him aboard their ship, they abused him.....sexually.

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BasedRedPillZeus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based wizard lol

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SlogKing 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. Quaid 2024!

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can just see him now driving a jet into the Fox News Headquarters!

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you_can_do_it 21 points ago +22 / -1

nah thats how u get it really spooki

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 3 points ago +4 / -1

Did you have a seizure?

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RealKAGGER 2 points ago +3 / -1

Kurt?

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alfredbester 0 points ago +1 / -1

kurt eichenwald tentacle porn

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Kojote 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's essential.

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AntiDespot 0 points ago +1 / -1

That was the best part.

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NeonPurpleCharizard 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

Based Alien Annihilator

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BasedCostanza91 4 points ago +4 / -0

Randy just played himself in “Independence Day”

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JesusLovesTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Randy needs to make a movie soon

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you_can_do_it 3 points ago +4 / -1

most likely blacklisted at this point

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PrecisionStrike 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been looking forward to this part of 2020!

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bellcurvestrikesback 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Wizard Hath Spoken A Hex Upon Thee Fox

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KnightKreider 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seizure warning to epileptic pedes out there.

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GeorgeLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

Madman quaider-aid

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MustafaJones 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who could have thought that going woke would make Fox broke? Oh wait literally everyone. WTF was Fox thinking? That if they slowly transitioned to lefty talking points viewers would just accept it without 2nd thought? We aren’t the left for fucks sake.

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Fffffffff 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they didnt want the commies breaking down the doors. So they dont support Trump. Problem is 95% of the GOP supports him. People arnt stupid, the will get thier news from better sources.

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you_can_do_it 1 point ago +1 / -0

$$$

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Pat_Quinn 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol we need more of these

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Reborned20 2 points ago +2 / -0

RANDY QUAID for GOP CHAIRMAN

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Chuckwagon642000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great message! Fox is down about ,50 percent. Thats the good news. The bad news is some of you are still patronizing that commie shht. Stop. Indefinite blackout. It is VITAL we take out the commie communication s.

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MAGA_Skull 2 points ago +2 / -0

trump says the same things alot..but the truth is...the real difference between 2016 and 2020....is SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they took out alex jones....and nobody did a thing....they took out milo..........and hundreds other of top conservative influencers.................and HUNDREDS OF THOUSAND OF CITIZENS WERE NEXT!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chaotikizm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck I love Santa.

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HetBoris 2 points ago +2 / -0

Digging the Santa vibe.

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