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silent_majority_LA 178 points ago +178 / -0

He's a good guy. One year my boss screwed me over on my Christmas bonus check. Instead of a big bonus I got a membership in the jelly of the month club. I was pretty bummed because I was going to use the money to put in a pool. Anyways, he drove all the way over to my bosses house on Christmas day, tied him up and brought him back to my house. Made my boss see the error of his ways and I got my bonus after all (although the swat team ruined our home in the process). Thankfully my boss was understanding and saw the error of his ways. Even his wife was pissed at him for cancelling the bonuses!

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Colonel_Chestbridge 63 points ago +67 / -4

Holy shit. I’m just now realizing who Randy Quaid is

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Lord_Yeezus 43 points ago +43 / -0

He’s also the crazy redneck who ducked up the aliens that tried to fuck with the USA.

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NickTheDick 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's also the guy who told his daughter she's the best french kisser, but I'm gonna look past that.