also, the interior payload can be increased by first dislocating commie knee joints, then stacking the first line of commies face down in straight jackets, followed by the remainder stacked vertically up to the cabin ceiling...MAXIMIZE COMMIE DROP VOLUME
Straight jackets? You are too kind! Industrial panduit straps and cheap dollar store duct tape should be luxuries!
BTW I saw 2 Chinooks flying low over central Phx the other day
AND nat guard base up the road a mile just got a bunch of hummers with those accoustic cannon shits on top of em the last day or so
Lay them down, and stack them. Also, no need for social distancing on such a mission, just jam the bastards in! Once over the Pacific(or China), open the rear bay door, and do hard climb.
The chinook is a good bird and both a blast and a bitch to fly. the Sikorsky S-64 however can carry up to NINE TONS of commies simultaneously, which as we all know most modern commies require a forklift to get them out of their mom's houses anyway, so thats at least like 60+ commies per trip. bonus if we get the soy-based commies that weigh 90lbs... 18.000 / 90 = 200 so that's a lot more commies-per-airlift IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
I’ve had one come straight at me 75’ above the desert in the middle of no where. Can confirm pants soil level. You feel that womp womp womp down to your feet.
Weapons Developer Guy : "Hey guys, I built this super sweet cannon. But I don't know what plane can even fly with it, let alone fire it."
Plane Guy : "Ok. Here me out. We take your cannon and put wings on it."
WDG: "You can't be serious."
PG: "And lets make it able to fly at really low speeds, and still able to fly with one wing missing, the tail gone, and only half of the other wing. And no pilot. And bucket seats."
Best chopper for the job, ain't none better. Folks think about Blackhawks, and they're dope don't get me wrong, but Chinooks will do better work on commies & the globalists.
Former CH-47 D mechanic here. You can can pack in a lot more if you keep 'em standing. Reach altitude. Drop the cargo ramp. Tilt the nose up. Then say, "God as my witness. I thought commies could fly."
I believe our MAGA engineers can increase that payload.
Put one hundred of them in a cargo net and attach to the bottom.
also, the interior payload can be increased by first dislocating commie knee joints, then stacking the first line of commies face down in straight jackets, followed by the remainder stacked vertically up to the cabin ceiling...MAXIMIZE COMMIE DROP VOLUME
Gravity bowling.
Straight jackets? You are too kind! Industrial panduit straps and cheap dollar store duct tape should be luxuries! BTW I saw 2 Chinooks flying low over central Phx the other day AND nat guard base up the road a mile just got a bunch of hummers with those accoustic cannon shits on top of em the last day or so
yes, fren, i may be too kind, but my straight jackets are made from razorwire, sorry NOT SORRY
Attach a couple of analysts to the rotor for extra spinning.
Shit smears. They're corrosive sonsabitches.
you spelled 'blender' wrong.
Raise to high where terminal velocity will be reached and cut 'er loose.
Commies are light, we can fit more per helicopter than regular people.
some of the females are superheavy loads though.
It’s offset by the emaciated soy boys.
We can't forget about the heavyweights when we calculate commie payloads.
*ham planets
*land whales
*porkers
*beached walruses
Flush em out the airlock.
Yeah, can't forget about their tank division.
No they're not. The poor people that are starving to death under communist rule are light, and they need to be protected and saved.
The fucking fatasses we have over here who are preaching in favor of communism have never missed a meal in their lives.
Very light ride back
Helos are cool and all but I'm sure even Mr Pinochet would have chosen the C130 if he had them. We can fit 128 commies at a time.
Those are beginner numbers.
They need bigger ashtrays.
I do appreciate the Hercules. This is true.
Lay them down, and stack them. Also, no need for social distancing on such a mission, just jam the bastards in! Once over the Pacific(or China), open the rear bay door, and do hard climb.
Fix a woodchipper to the end of the ramp and then do this.
Do it over the crowds of communists waiting for their free helicopter ride.
Water the Tree of liberty like the aliens from War of the Worlds. I like it.
You, Pede. You have style.
Lol it's not about efficient stacking it's gross weight And we know leftist women are gross weight
The payload decreases substantially while in flight, doesn't it?
Immediately before thr return trip.
You know it!
The chinook is a good bird and both a blast and a bitch to fly. the Sikorsky S-64 however can carry up to NINE TONS of commies simultaneously, which as we all know most modern commies require a forklift to get them out of their mom's houses anyway, so thats at least like 60+ commies per trip. bonus if we get the soy-based commies that weigh 90lbs... 18.000 / 90 = 200 so that's a lot more commies-per-airlift IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
If we drop them on the next commies house, less forklifting will be needed
MichelesPenis sounds like a real go-getter with upper management written all over xir.
Pound me in the ass prison?
Do you show him your O-face?
Lumburgh?
She got nothin' on Michael Moore
I luvs me some Shithook!
Came here for the Shithook
I am thankful for the A-10 that plane that was built around a gun ! bbbbrrrrrrrrrtttt.
Warthogs making bad guys soil their pants all over the world and good guys breathe easier.
I’ve had one come straight at me 75’ above the desert in the middle of no where. Can confirm pants soil level. You feel that womp womp womp down to your feet.
I heart Warthog.
You've got your big ugly baby, we've got ours.
AAAAAAHHH IM GOOONA BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Weapons Developer Guy : "Hey guys, I built this super sweet cannon. But I don't know what plane can even fly with it, let alone fire it."
Plane Guy : "Ok. Here me out. We take your cannon and put wings on it."
WDG: "You can't be serious."
PG: "And lets make it able to fly at really low speeds, and still able to fly with one wing missing, the tail gone, and only half of the other wing. And no pilot. And bucket seats."
WDG: " We can't do that. It's impossible."
PG: in Yoda voice "That is why you fail."
Make commies fly again.
Ahhhh how I love the effects of gravity on Pedos and Commies
You rang?
God Speed Chinook fren
Baller
Need an endorsement?
I own a piece of land.
Wanna do some sort of cross-promotion where they ride your helicopter but end their trip on my land?
So many quality, rare pepes lately
Indeed.
Dominion, I need your help...more upvotes please.
Gods speed to all Chinook pilots .... my besties flew the A-10 Warthog, ppprrrrttttt....
That "ppprrrrttttt" is the sound of the .50 cal spinning in the nose of the plane sending out a river of lead. It's a beautiful sound.
Apart from that carry on.
Depleted uranium? Like a gauss rifle from Battletech?
Thanks for the downvote. Here's one for you.
SheJack Lee from Houston will demand a First Class Seat as she boards.
Can we reserve mrs hirono an aisle seat? Need to have a stewardess come by to remind her to breathe a couple times a minute or she’ll forget.
And mad fast, too. Probably amongst the fastest helicopters in military service.
Best chopper for the job, ain't none better. Folks think about Blackhawks, and they're dope don't get me wrong, but Chinooks will do better work on commies & the globalists.
What’s the VnE for a 47?
Boeing makes a fine heavy lift but Sikorsky CH53K is the patriots choice,
Forget about the capacity and just use the rotor blades.
Cute, pepe in a turkey costume!
My dad used to jump from Shithooks. Used to talk about feeling the blast from the engines when they bailed.
https://kekpe.pe/i/5fbdafa054e91.jpg
Just wait until that Block II upgrade is done! More power!
Found my fellow Aerospace Engineer
I bet if you stack them you can get more than 44.
Former CH-47 D mechanic here. You can can pack in a lot more if you keep 'em standing. Reach altitude. Drop the cargo ramp. Tilt the nose up. Then say, "God as my witness. I thought commies could fly."
It's a win / win. That's a smaller carbon footprint. So we'll create less green house gases reducing global warming while we spread fertilizer.
Protip: you can lift more if you remove piercings
I'm thankful for the C130, with its payload capacity of 42,000 pounds of commies it can dump from the rear using JATO rockets.
Thats 240 commies, stacked like cordwood.
Also did you know you can rent your own C130 for your very own cargo hauling missions?
http://www.lynden.com/lac/hercules-cargo-load-planner.html
communists do like themselves some mass killings.
I also am thankful for the mighty Chinook. brought my dad home every time
Don't forget about the exceptional bay doors in the rear, which enables easy and efficient loading and unloading.
Pretty sure I saw 2 of these flying over San Francisco last week.
And fast! Fastest rotorwing in the inventory I believe!
It can carry more of you're willing to drop a sling load.
they went for thwappa thwappa ride but later they were found to have died on the ground. deceleration trauma and concrete poisoning.
“A CH-47 looks like two palm trees fucking a dumpster”
Fuck that helicopter. The first time I feared for my life In Afghanistan was because of this. It’s a beast... but damn!
BRING OUT THE SKYCRANE!!
Pallets of commies, pallets.
Ill let the team know ;)
u guys are goddamn meme kings LOL
Just yesterday saw a formation of 2 Chinooks fly over, which was weird since our base only has V22 Ospreys.
Hee hee chopper goes swaa commie goes aaahhh!
You can take off with more than that if you stack them right!
Long drop with a quick stop!
Chub chub chub chub chub
https://i.imgur.com/R6P00UN.mp4
I'm just here to argue with anyone endorsing Sikorsky.
LOL I endorse Sikorsky,,, CH53k Is the heavy lift of the future. Saw one delivered to Patuxent Maryland. Big big bird!
47 can drop commies from higher up though!
You can fit more when you take the seats out... Commies don't need seats!
I think I'm in love... with a helicopter... not gay.
They're in the process of upgrading the engines. If the rest of the power train holds up you could probably get even more lift capacity.