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posted ago by fkn_lost_my_password ago by fkn_lost_my_password +6128 / -3
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FireannDireach 86 points ago +87 / -1

I believe our MAGA engineers can increase that payload.

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TangerineShine 44 points ago +45 / -1

Put one hundred of them in a cargo net and attach to the bottom.

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donaldismydad 23 points ago +24 / -1

also, the interior payload can be increased by first dislocating commie knee joints, then stacking the first line of commies face down in straight jackets, followed by the remainder stacked vertically up to the cabin ceiling...MAXIMIZE COMMIE DROP VOLUME

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Dedcatsk8r 1 point ago +1 / -0

Straight jackets? You are too kind! Industrial panduit straps and cheap dollar store duct tape should be luxuries! BTW I saw 2 Chinooks flying low over central Phx the other day AND nat guard base up the road a mile just got a bunch of hummers with those accoustic cannon shits on top of em the last day or so

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Attach a couple of analysts to the rotor for extra spinning.

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BladderBeerPoopin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit smears. They're corrosive sonsabitches.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 7 points ago +7 / -0

you spelled 'blender' wrong.

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America1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Raise to high where terminal velocity will be reached and cut 'er loose.

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Afeazo 19 points ago +19 / -0

Commies are light, we can fit more per helicopter than regular people.

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BewareOfThePug 29 points ago +29 / -0

some of the females are superheavy loads though.

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s offset by the emaciated soy boys.

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AUGUSTO_PINOCHET 8 points ago +8 / -0

We can't forget about the heavyweights when we calculate commie payloads.

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realPhantomFuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

*ham planets

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BladderBeerPoopin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flush em out the airlock.

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ADAM_SCHITT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, can't forget about their tank division.

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Major_Nutt 8 points ago +9 / -1

No they're not. The poor people that are starving to death under communist rule are light, and they need to be protected and saved.

The fucking fatasses we have over here who are preaching in favor of communism have never missed a meal in their lives.

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Methodmapper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very light ride back

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ChelseaHubbell 8 points ago +8 / -0

Helos are cool and all but I'm sure even Mr Pinochet would have chosen the C130 if he had them. We can fit 128 commies at a time.

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TheDTOMDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those are beginner numbers.

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BladderBeerPoopin 2 points ago +2 / -0

They need bigger ashtrays.

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AUGUSTO_PINOCHET 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do appreciate the Hercules. This is true.

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novaks47 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lay them down, and stack them. Also, no need for social distancing on such a mission, just jam the bastards in! Once over the Pacific(or China), open the rear bay door, and do hard climb.

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JokerPede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fix a woodchipper to the end of the ramp and then do this.

Do it over the crowds of communists waiting for their free helicopter ride.

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TheDTOMDon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Water the Tree of liberty like the aliens from War of the Worlds. I like it.

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

You, Pede. You have style.

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ChelseaHubbell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol it's not about efficient stacking it's gross weight And we know leftist women are gross weight

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RexCollumSilvarum 4 points ago +4 / -0

The payload decreases substantially while in flight, doesn't it?

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AUGUSTO_PINOCHET 2 points ago +2 / -0

Immediately before thr return trip.

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know it!