also, the interior payload can be increased by first dislocating commie knee joints, then stacking the first line of commies face down in straight jackets, followed by the remainder stacked vertically up to the cabin ceiling...MAXIMIZE COMMIE DROP VOLUME
Straight jackets? You are too kind! Industrial panduit straps and cheap dollar store duct tape should be luxuries!
BTW I saw 2 Chinooks flying low over central Phx the other day
AND nat guard base up the road a mile just got a bunch of hummers with those accoustic cannon shits on top of em the last day or so
Lay them down, and stack them. Also, no need for social distancing on such a mission, just jam the bastards in! Once over the Pacific(or China), open the rear bay door, and do hard climb.
I believe our MAGA engineers can increase that payload.
Put one hundred of them in a cargo net and attach to the bottom.
also, the interior payload can be increased by first dislocating commie knee joints, then stacking the first line of commies face down in straight jackets, followed by the remainder stacked vertically up to the cabin ceiling...MAXIMIZE COMMIE DROP VOLUME
Straight jackets? You are too kind! Industrial panduit straps and cheap dollar store duct tape should be luxuries! BTW I saw 2 Chinooks flying low over central Phx the other day AND nat guard base up the road a mile just got a bunch of hummers with those accoustic cannon shits on top of em the last day or so
Attach a couple of analysts to the rotor for extra spinning.
Shit smears. They're corrosive sonsabitches.
you spelled 'blender' wrong.
Raise to high where terminal velocity will be reached and cut 'er loose.
Commies are light, we can fit more per helicopter than regular people.
some of the females are superheavy loads though.
It’s offset by the emaciated soy boys.
We can't forget about the heavyweights when we calculate commie payloads.
*ham planets
Flush em out the airlock.
Yeah, can't forget about their tank division.
No they're not. The poor people that are starving to death under communist rule are light, and they need to be protected and saved.
The fucking fatasses we have over here who are preaching in favor of communism have never missed a meal in their lives.
Very light ride back
Helos are cool and all but I'm sure even Mr Pinochet would have chosen the C130 if he had them. We can fit 128 commies at a time.
Those are beginner numbers.
They need bigger ashtrays.
I do appreciate the Hercules. This is true.
Lay them down, and stack them. Also, no need for social distancing on such a mission, just jam the bastards in! Once over the Pacific(or China), open the rear bay door, and do hard climb.
Fix a woodchipper to the end of the ramp and then do this.
Do it over the crowds of communists waiting for their free helicopter ride.
Water the Tree of liberty like the aliens from War of the Worlds. I like it.
You, Pede. You have style.
Lol it's not about efficient stacking it's gross weight And we know leftist women are gross weight
The payload decreases substantially while in flight, doesn't it?
Immediately before thr return trip.
You know it!