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posted ago by fkn_lost_my_password ago by fkn_lost_my_password +6128 / -3
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TangerineShine 44 points ago +45 / -1

Put one hundred of them in a cargo net and attach to the bottom.

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donaldismydad 23 points ago +24 / -1

also, the interior payload can be increased by first dislocating commie knee joints, then stacking the first line of commies face down in straight jackets, followed by the remainder stacked vertically up to the cabin ceiling...MAXIMIZE COMMIE DROP VOLUME

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Dedcatsk8r 1 point ago +1 / -0

Straight jackets? You are too kind! Industrial panduit straps and cheap dollar store duct tape should be luxuries! BTW I saw 2 Chinooks flying low over central Phx the other day AND nat guard base up the road a mile just got a bunch of hummers with those accoustic cannon shits on top of em the last day or so

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donaldismydad 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes, fren, i may be too kind, but my straight jackets are made from razorwire, sorry NOT SORRY

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Attach a couple of analysts to the rotor for extra spinning.

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BladderBeerPoopin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit smears. They're corrosive sonsabitches.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 7 points ago +7 / -0

you spelled 'blender' wrong.

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America1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Raise to high where terminal velocity will be reached and cut 'er loose.