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I am building a time machine for the sole purpose of telling my adolescent self to never rub one out to this crazy bitch (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by BadRonald13 +99 / -0
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– Sgfoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

The sad reality is both her and her brother on the show were probably molested. She’s a whacko and he ended up being gay.

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– UndercoverCentipede 5 points ago +5 / -0

She was also involved in providing girls to harvey weinstein. She's pretty fucked up

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– MikelovesTrump 7 points ago +8 / -1

She’s caused more seed to be spilled than a farmer with Parkinson’s disease.

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– CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +5 / -0

One of the funnier ones I've heard was "she made me spill more seed than Michael J. Fox filling a bird feeder!"

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– BadRonald13 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

There was no internet in 1988

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– hloblart 4 points ago +4 / -0

640×480 with 16 colors,

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– Tryhardneckbeard 3 points ago +3 / -0

fire up the 12baud pede we are going to the internet!!!

BEEE BOoOoooBEEEBOOO BUNKKKKKK

KKSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH KSHHHHHHHHHHSHHHHHHHHHH BEEEEE BOOO

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– BadRonald13 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not at my house :(

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– Gipper247 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just referenced the manual and she probably wasn't crazy back then. You're good 👍

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– CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll admit that when I was a kid, I had a crush her when she was Tony Danza's daughter on Who's The Boss.

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– TeslaTimeMachine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not sure this an appropriate use the machine...

Please...

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– PosterIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Already had an abortion.

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– lavebug 2 points ago +2 / -0

who dat?

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– BadRonald13 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sam Micelli

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– Proud_American 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gonna need more. Still don’t know who that is.

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– Seeker_of_Firecrotch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Allowicious Milano-Cookie.

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– Proud_American 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got it.

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