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sosickofit 224 points ago +225 / -1

He saved the planet from Aliens. Gave his life to protect us all.

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GrimmJack 147 points ago +148 / -1

"Hello Boys, I'm Back!!!!" -MAGA 2020

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sniffyJB 11 points ago +11 / -0

meToo!

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diCenturion 34 points ago +36 / -2

Best line of the movie right there!

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Ithrowawaay 35 points ago +37 / -2

Whole time they give him shit about being abducted by aliens, like it’s some hair brained conspiracy, as the world is under direct threat from aliens.

Dafuq?

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ADAM_SCHITT 17 points ago +18 / -1

Even at the end before preparing for their final battle! Like sure he might be a drunk but YOU'RE LITERALLY BEING INVADED BY ALIENS AS YOU SPEAK!

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TheMAGAnificent 12 points ago +12 / -0

Like Alex Jones talking about interdimendional pot belly space vampires....

Little did we know

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Futuramawe 0 points ago +3 / -3

So?? Right now libtards are rolling their eyes at us and calling us conspiracy theorists while we try to present them evidence about how the election was fraudulent. Same difference.

It's human nature. The movie got it right. You guys got it wrong =P

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CantStumpIWin -1 points ago +2 / -3

libtards are rolling their eyes at us

Stop watching fake news.

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ShyRipley 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes. I get teary eyed every time. But I'm a chick so...

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RealRedneck 10 points ago +10 / -0

IIRC it almost didn't make it into the movie. An alternate ending had the President sacrificing himself. At the time, this seemed too outlandish because hadn't had a President Trump yet.

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FakeNametag 7 points ago +7 / -0

But President Trump is a winner. Instead of killing himself to save the day, he would have directed a team that would take less than a day to develop a drone that could do the job so nobody would have to lose, except the enemy. No chance POTUS wouldn't want to be here to celebrate freedom with us.

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RealRedneck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep. We didn't have drones in 1996, but Data would've figured it out.

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Qualityproduct 8 points ago +9 / -1

Perfect visualization

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shortermemory 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just watched this yesterday!

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GrimmJack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love how the commies attack an actual leftist for being a leftist. Quaid wants people to be free

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captn_crunch 31 points ago +32 / -1

He also motivated Ricky Vaughn into being a better pitcher.

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SpezDispenser 17 points ago +18 / -1

That was Tom Berenger bro. Lol

Edit- NM, he was one of the tribe cats in the stands.

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SomeDiggity 17 points ago +18 / -1

Didn't he mention there was a group of assassins that target celebrities called starfuckers?

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PresidentElectNPC 14 points ago +15 / -1

Starwhackers

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Ithrowawaay 8 points ago +10 / -2

No offense, but I like his better.

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AntiDespot 2 points ago +5 / -3

Star whackers is Quaid's term

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AntiDespot 5 points ago +7 / -2

I read it as slang for kill. So basically Starkillers. But I guess George Lucas already had that one taken.

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SomeDiggity 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's it! I thought i might be wrong on the term.

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ObamasLooseButthole 13 points ago +14 / -1

Dude, it's 2020. Starfuckers wouldn't be the weirdest thing to happen.

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sosickofit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, there was some weird news about him a few years back. I get it now.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow!!!!!!!

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MAGASpaceCat 14 points ago +14 / -0

That movie is so corny, but I still love it to this very day.

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Anubis1 26 points ago +26 / -0

You can't beat the President's independence day speech. Then the son of a bitch gets in a jet and takes the fight to those alien assholes.

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MrCappuccino 21 points ago +21 / -0

lol. Saw it at the movies, everyone literally clapped at the end of the speech. Was ok then to show some type of patriotic enthusiasm

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Ninki333 14 points ago +14 / -0

It wasn't just okay; it was pretty damn well expected.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 9 points ago +9 / -0

The same director of Independence Day made The Patriot.

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Anubis1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Recently did Midway (2019). It's cited as being the most historical account of the pacific theater. Absolutely beautiful movie in 4k.

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WestCoastG 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just bought a new lg oled and have been looking for a 4k movie to watch. Thanks!

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was a great movie. The CGI was a bit cheesy, but I’ve watched it multiple times knowing it was Emmerich.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the heads up!

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sully 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't watch the sequel.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

The original IS a sequel. Or re-make of previous plot line.

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RusherOfDin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nobody's posted a link to whatever it is he did this time.

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freemandan 1 point ago +2 / -1

He has like 500 of those lol. it's his thing. I think it's nice. cheap cinematography, easy to do and looks weird and interesting enough lol.

https://www.youtube.com/c/RandyQuaidEviQuaidDojiQuaid/videos

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DJT_MFer 69 points ago +70 / -1

Cousin fuckin' Eddie. Dammit, he saved the Griswold Xmas. He'll save America too

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ExileOnRedditStreet 16 points ago +17 / -1

Sure looks like you could use a cool one....

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Dagobah 11 points ago +12 / -1

THE SHITTER’s FULL

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mugwump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Drain the swamp to make more room!

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Davito2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beware of sewer gas once he's done pumping them out.

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infowarlord 9 points ago +11 / -2

It’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year!

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DJT_MFer 10 points ago +11 / -1

He dragged Clark's boss straight out of his own house and then brought him to the Griswold home for judgment.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jelly of the month club...i dont think so

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Rusty_Bungus 52 points ago +53 / -1

All right, you democrat assholes! In the words of my generation: Up... YOURS!

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ADAM_SCHITT 8 points ago +9 / -1

kek

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SilverBackTrump 41 points ago +42 / -1

Why do you think he has been ostracized and attacked for at least a decade? I believe Dennis is pretty based too but he isn’t so bombastic.

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Jdubs2711 [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

Dennis was great when he guest starred in workaholics

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anteracorp 7 points ago +8 / -1

Link to episode please; I haven't watched workaholics in years bc I kinda detested the lifestyle and morals the show promoted but I thought the puns and exchanges were always hillarious.

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Jdubs2711 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was season 7 ep 2.

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Plugthegamey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some episodes were really funny buuut yeah the entire thing was a steaming dumpster fire of trash and perversion. I still love that opening scene where they throw a bunch of fish in the pool thinking they would have a koi pond, but the fish all died in the pool and they start attacking each other with rotting fish or something. Fucking kids watch that shit and cant wait to grow up to be a fucking loser stoner after falling in love with the show. Can confirm, am loser stoner, was in high school when it came out and I would have loved it even more back in middle school.

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Plugthegamey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hollywood (fucking kids) is hell of a drug.

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Caprica777 7 points ago +8 / -1

He was calling out Hollywood for murdering actors. He said the Hollywood police were in on it too.

They tried to ruin him.

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Scroon 4 points ago +5 / -1

Randy started calling out the deeper Hollywood bullshit. Notably, he's the one who told us about "star whackers".

They tried framing him as a whacko criminal, and it worked, but there were very telling discrepancies in the official story.

I think he ended up getting hit with a CIA energy weapon which caused some bizarre behavior in him and his wife.

Anyway, it should be much clearer now that he was telling the truth whole time and he got set up for daring to call out the evil.

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RusherOfDin 22 points ago +23 / -1

Quaid needs to get Gary Busey on his side so they can then both go beat the shit out of Ron Perlman.

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +7 / -1

I thought Gary Busey was MAGA? I at least know in 2016 he was.

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gary Busey is still alive?

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. And if we wasn't he would've voted for Biden.

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Aenima1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put him in front of Rusty Coones.

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josiborg 21 points ago +22 / -1

Any man that'll kidnap and beatup your boss for jipping you out of your Christmas bonus is trustworthy and reasonable.

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TheDTOMDon 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s pretty low mister, if I had a rubber hose I’d beat you...

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PN_OShea 17 points ago +18 / -1

I trust Randy Quaid with my kids faster than I would with Hunter Biden....

Just saying

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Iloveamericamore 14 points ago +15 / -1

HE LITERALLY WARNED US OF A PEDOPHILE CULT IN HOLLYWOOD THAT KILLS CELEBRITIES AND IT TUEND OUT TO BE 100% TRUE

Truth is ALWAYS stranger than fiction. The older I get the more I realize it.

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Drgreygoose02 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yes and cat lady just banned guns under the President Defect in the basement. So there.

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wartooth6 10 points ago +11 / -1

I think the reason folks like Alex Jones and Randy Quaid go full madman is because they're right but nobody would ever believe them

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HeIsVigo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just like Cassandra in the Iliad. Doomed to utter true prophecy but never be believed.

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had-to-chime-in 10 points ago +11 / -1

KINGPIN IS THE BEST RANDY QUAID MOVIE

FIGHT ME

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Jdubs2711 [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

You Quakers and your 10 frames.

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had-to-chime-in 2 points ago +3 / -1

Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant shit-cloud coming!!!!!

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YUUUUGETURDS 1 point ago +2 / -1

It has to he Independence Day by far.

Spez: lol, I know I know.

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DonttrustChina 8 points ago +9 / -1

Randy Quaid looks so much like Karl Marx, and is such a good actor, that he could probably convince lefties to support Trump.

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago +7 / -3

How do you fire an explosion based projectile in a vacuum?

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Varangian 12 points ago +13 / -1

By pulling the trigger. It’ll be even more accurate, and have incredible range.

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Polkadotard 4 points ago +5 / -1

True, no gravity, wind or foreign objects to alter its course.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space!”-Gunnery Chief in Mass Effect 2

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DangleBarry 7 points ago +8 / -1

Firearms work way better with no atmosphere.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same as on earth because the oxidizer is already contained in the powder in the form of nitro groups in the nitrocellulose

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +4 / -1

Gunpowder doesn't rely on any atmospheric oxygen to burn.

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soyboybetafaggot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Randy Quaid was talking about Black Cube long before Ronan Farrow exposed it the the Weinstein article. In a clown world, the sane people appear mad.

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z89101 4 points ago +5 / -1

Clark Griswold's better relative indeed.

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Rreidy8286 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know what's better the meme or the comments. Up it goes.

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Ennius 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why's the astronaut with the gun wearing a Cuban flag?

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Liberty_Prime 3 points ago +4 / -1

Kek!

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Chazzhands 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hey, everybody, there's a shit cloud coming! Run for your lives!

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Jdubs2711 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Flossin? Where did I get Munson from?

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misterLahey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haul in the shit jib before it gets covered in shit

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madeintheusa 3 points ago +5 / -2

Who is Randy Quaid?

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ChrisSuperDude 26 points ago +27 / -1

Dennis Quaid's more talented and important brother.

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Chodeus 1 point ago +2 / -1

Shitter's full!!

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bitterbut_true -1 points ago +4 / -5

A Hollywood nutter who likes Trump.

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theultimatesean 3 points ago +4 / -1

For some reason, I feel like this meme is going to ruin an ending to a movie some day.

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geocitiesuser 3 points ago +4 / -1

I love this meme. This is the perfect meme. I have nothing else constructive to say about it, other than Randy Quaid was destined to be on this meme, in exactly this capacity.

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Fecal_Fetus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Randy has been based as far back as I remember. Plus he’s a wild dude.

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Zude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. I mean, like everything that happens now: it's unpredictable, it's wacky, it's kind of scary, and it requires a fair amount of mental adjustment. But ultimately whatever will be will be somehow, and one just has to be like, "ok that's kind of unexpected but, you know, it actually kind of works, and it just is what it is." So if it's Randy Quaid it's Randy Quaid. We don't have nearly enough tellers of truth in the modern era.

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WarGreymon77 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah man. He's based.

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RememberSodom 2 points ago +3 / -1

Who are you to doubt Cousin Eddie?

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iWillStand 2 points ago +3 / -1

Does anyone know the significance? I don't see the connection as randy quaid is very random

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acasper 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is joke.

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MisterBishop1942 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love that guy

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SpezDispenser 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is Dennis anywhere as based? Wonder how their holiday gatherings go down.

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tokenninja 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the Patron saints of MAGA

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misterLahey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Have we heard from Cheech this election year? He was maga 4 years ago.

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HumblePede 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is the best holiday timeline, isn't it, folks?

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ClemTiger 1 point ago +2 / -1

He was spot on. God works in mysterious ways

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Russian_Hacker 1 point ago +2 / -1

You guys remember that other timeline where he was crazy? Kek. Good times, good times...

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Urkle2 1 point ago +3 / -2

Been meaning to mention this: Guns don't work in space

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

In black powder charges. (ie. muskets) Modern guns use smokeless powder, which does not contain potassium nitrate.

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Urkle2 0 points ago +1 / -1

I could be completely wrong. I'm assuming you'd need oxygen. Would love to see a test of this

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FormerGraveheart 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are in fact completely wrong. All gunpowders contain their own oxidizers.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 3 points ago +3 / -0

In space, worry about the kinetic energy released toward you unless you are tethered to something. Probably not a whole lot, but may send you spinning. Keep your calibers small. Stick with shooting space squirrels not larger space game.

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll keep that in mind next time I'm shooting things in space.

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mastermeatlock 2 points ago +3 / -1

They work under water, not well but they fire.

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Killroy1776 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lasers? I dunno. Don't shoot me pede.

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atthefeetofmonsters 1 point ago +2 / -1

He makes more sense than the progressive leftist liberals. I mean it's pretty easy to do that but that's the bar that's been set.

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not gonna get in that train. See ya'll when we get where we're going.

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YUUUUGETURDS 1 point ago +2 / -1

I hope he gets to say, "UP YOOUURRS!" to the deep state.

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ShyRipley 1 point ago +1 / -0

YES

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LostMyOriginal 1 point ago +1 / -0

His "message" both creeped me out and made me cackle like a democratic woman.

It was great

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Kpak76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny story. A pistol doesnt work in space.

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Star whackers are REAL

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XpatDemocrat 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh this fucking meme will never get old!!! 🤣🤣👌

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