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posted ago by Barack-Obama2 ago by Barack-Obama2 +11 / -0

This is the only scientific student that matters right now to the elite. How far will their lab rats go in the name of safety. Let's help them out. I'll go with wearing buttplugs 24/7 can slow the spread. Normies, put in your buttplugs or kill grandma. Don't be selfish.

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Zadok 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ya wanna stop the spread? Tell Kamala she has to hold an Asprin tablet between her knees.

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seaside_dreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Garlic and clove necklaces.

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Filial_Piety_is_key 2 points ago +2 / -0

To slow the spread of ccp virus, you must stop thinking for yourself. Science has proven thinking uses more oxygen and will make you breathe more, which raises your infection rate as well as others. It's selfish to breath that fast. Think about the lives you can save.

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NoInternetNoControl 2 points ago +2 / -0

These frail people I see out and about with full on short-bus headgear, mental case criminal restraint anti-spit shield, all in face diaper..VOLUNTARILY..deep down you know they are pining for a furry buttplug mandate + inspection just for the socially acceptable excuse to peacock publically like all the current groomed youtube approved 'stars' du jour.

There's nothing I can come up with that will top reality anymore.

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Notme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Communism. Only communism will stop the spread.

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soy, almonds and oats are known to depress the immune response to covid, making you more likely to contract, spread, and perish from the deadliest disease in recorded history.

Get your coffee full dairy to #StopTheSpread!

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V_exodus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Caution! Warning! If you have bubble wrap, don't play the popping game. Bubble wrap is from Chyna and the bubbles are full of infected Chynese air!

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Serioussurfaholic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tofu and almond milk are superfoods. They need at least 5 servings a day. And they must stop using social media right now, since it increases cortisol levels and compromises the immune system.

We could tell them nicotine kills viruses...A few would probably believe that.