Woah. Oh shit. Wait a minute, now it’s all starting to make sense. The CIA, Climate change, obsession with Mars, the COVID, lockdowns, the need for compliance, all of the left’s mass hysteria. There is a giant as asteroid heading to Earth and they are prepping us to go into space for the survival of mankind!
This just made me think of something.. if everyone is ok with wearing a mask and not leaving their house, why are we worried about 'climate change'? Worst case, we destroy the atmostphere, dont leave the house often, and have to wear masks when we go outside.
For the over-the-top nature the forced to comply mask thing this thing is perfect someone else LinkedIn even better helmet that is just even crazier over the top, but this works as you could probably live in it if you needed to. I like it in that I may be forced to buy something like this fuckmylife
If that was around when I was I high school I definitely would've hooked it up to my bong
Can confirm. Had gasmask bong in college.
They dont hide shit, they call it AIR. Theyre trying to tax air. This is literally the extreme end of the joke people have been making for years.
Woah. Oh shit. Wait a minute, now it’s all starting to make sense. The CIA, Climate change, obsession with Mars, the COVID, lockdowns, the need for compliance, all of the left’s mass hysteria. There is a giant as asteroid heading to Earth and they are prepping us to go into space for the survival of mankind!
i'M a sPaCeMan!!!
...and a Fag
I'd wear one of these made out of aluminum oxynitride and kevlar... you know, in Minecraft.
Are they conditioning us for space flight? What the fuck?
If only they put an apple logo on it and the sheep will line up for days outside the apple store.
It's like being gay.... ON STEROIDS!!!!
I used to wear one of these. When I was five.
We must stop these clowns
This just made me think of something.. if everyone is ok with wearing a mask and not leaving their house, why are we worried about 'climate change'? Worst case, we destroy the atmostphere, dont leave the house often, and have to wear masks when we go outside.
https://youtu.be/USxim7iymBg
That guy looks like he’s never touched a pussy.
Just gotta grab it!
I hope our grandchildren relentlessly mock us for this bullshit
I could definitely use one of those for chili night
This one is MUCH worse, aesthetically. The smug model just makes me laugh.
https://www.vyzrtech.com/products/bio-vyzr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0OnLyYk97I
I bet that thing makes a cool noise when you punch it
Welcome to the (dystopian) FUTURE!
As an added bonus it even protects your virginity! You’ll never have to worry about getting laid again!
Making it easier and easier to spot virgins
because air travel isn't uncomfortable enough.
I feel like all this is cyberpunk marketing
SuNgLaSsEs MaKe It CoOl /barf
For the over-the-top nature the forced to comply mask thing this thing is perfect someone else LinkedIn even better helmet that is just even crazier over the top, but this works as you could probably live in it if you needed to. I like it in that I may be forced to buy something like this fuckmylife