If Trump News Network (TNN) ever comes to fruition, I hope they offer pay-per-view gorilla fighting with GEOTUS narrating. 10/10 would pay extra for this!
In a bold restructuring plan to attract the oft-neglected furry demographic, Fox News has rebranded itself Fox UwUs, continuing its same programming only now with its pundits donning fursuits.
"Anyone still working here has no shame," said Fox UwUs correspondent, FloofWoof, host of 'Shall Knot Be Infringed'. "Really, this was a lateral move."
FOX is already starting the "well just face it Trump lost but the future could still be bright the GOP can keep the senate...". NO MOTHERFUCKERS. This needs to be the end game, if Biden gets in that's it. That's it for the GOP, for the middle class, for sane individuals, after he gets done legalizing 35 million illegals through executive fiat you will NEVER see another right wing president again. Fuck that, I refuse to just "take it on the chin" and get em next time, there is no fucking next time. We're supposed to stand by knowing, for absolute fact based on statistical impossibilities, that these people can just subvert an entire fucking election whenever they feel like it but "we'll get em next time".
dicks out for harambe
dicks out!
Dick is out!
https://youtu.be/OJw3MmL-Omk
He died to teach us the importance of strong borders. Press F
F
F
Moochelle flappin in the breeze.
BIG MIKE
Toobin is way ahead of you there.
You called?
Stop taking attention away from me. From ME!
Woah, woah, woah. Calm down. Jeez, we got your 10% right here.
Toobsteaks out
LOL
Dick is out, and it pressed F.
F.
I came here for patriotism but ended up laughing at a meme.
Damn its about to be 5 years that shit happened.
Never forget.
HIS
WAS
SETH
RICH
WAS
SETH
Was
Name
inexorably changing the course of human history because a jogger was a negligent mom
^ THIS ^
HARAMBE DID NOTHING WRONG
DICKS OUT
>GORILLA CHANNEL FTW
Remember all the white liberals who were more concerned about a fucking gorilla than a child who happened to be black.
"wHy NoT TrAnQ the 800lb mUrDEr MaCHinE AnD SeE wHaT hAPPens iN tHE 8 mInUteS wHiLe iT hAS a hUmAn CHilD in iTS aRMS!"
That's not how you spell Hannity, but I'll allow it.
Hunter's already on it
Bike Mike right behind him.
GorillaChannel
I'm with POTUS - the Gorilla Channel needs more fight content.
It's boring when they aren't fighting.
The way you hit that other gorilla was good
Why aren't the gorillas fighting?
Boring. The gorillas aren't fighting.
Ahh my favorite little piece of insanity from 2017
If Trump News Network (TNN) ever comes to fruition, I hope they offer pay-per-view gorilla fighting with GEOTUS narrating. 10/10 would pay extra for this!
TNN will launch in 2025
What swimming lessons?
Those foxtards will crash until 2030 before they acknowledge any real problems.
They're actually going to broadcast live footage of foxes
In a bold restructuring plan to attract the oft-neglected furry demographic, Fox News has rebranded itself Fox UwUs, continuing its same programming only now with its pundits donning fursuits.
"Anyone still working here has no shame," said Fox UwUs correspondent, FloofWoof, host of 'Shall Knot Be Infringed'. "Really, this was a lateral move."
I didn’t know gorillas woke up before 2pm.
Good gorilla, that was a good hit. Hit him again
Put the gorillas in a ring with Paul Ryan and I'd watch
Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit.
https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg
they tore him limb from limb looking for those blueberries
American Tourister style.
The Spice!
A "peaceful troop"
Joy Reid is joining Fox News?
Throwdown with Donna Brazile!
Stacey Abrams and Big Mike.
I've always wondered what Sumo vs BJJ would look like
Nah. Sandra Smith, Donna Brazille, Neil Cavuto.
I like the way you hit that other Gorilla.
I will never understand why certain things get sticked here...
I figured Mike Obama would have better things to do
And now we’ve come full circle.
seriously though, how does a post like this get stickied with everything that is going on. this is almost as bad as reddit now.
It's at the point that we need a serious filter.
Gorilla Channel FTW
I love it when he hits that other gorilla
Honest Abe knows best.
GORILLA CHANNEL!
I would watch that. But not on Fox News.
God damn, did you see that punch? Oook oook was staring at AH AH's woman!
They already have WWE Hall of Famer John Bradshaw Layfield and WWE superstar Dolph Ziggler on their payroll, get those two on commentary.
I'm going bananas over the gorilla channel! And the new newcasters are the gorillas of my dreams! It's chimply marvelous!
... just shoot me now.
Nice try but The Gorilla Channel has that market locked down
Oh, we are finally getting the gorilla channel
I love how the Gorilla Channel troll story ended up setting the narrative for the future of "news" and "journalism".
FOX is already starting the "well just face it Trump lost but the future could still be bright the GOP can keep the senate...". NO MOTHERFUCKERS. This needs to be the end game, if Biden gets in that's it. That's it for the GOP, for the middle class, for sane individuals, after he gets done legalizing 35 million illegals through executive fiat you will NEVER see another right wing president again. Fuck that, I refuse to just "take it on the chin" and get em next time, there is no fucking next time. We're supposed to stand by knowing, for absolute fact based on statistical impossibilities, that these people can just subvert an entire fucking election whenever they feel like it but "we'll get em next time".
Stockholders need to revolt. Fox News stock is about to tank.
Sell it off while its still worth something!
Sweet based gorilla channel
Gorillas in the Pist.
At this point, I'm more likely to listen to 'What Does the Fox Say?' than listen to what Fox News has to say.
I would watch
lol
LoL! Do they have any plans to share that time with video of their whole network going under, or is it just all-gorillas all-the-time.
I thought you said 'Big Chungus at Fox News'
Fox News management needs to be fired immediately. They are destroying the value of the company. Stockholders need to start screaming.
and the gorillas will most likely be dressed as drag queens
FOX would fuck it up by only airing footage where one of them isn't hitting the other one. Worthless. I'll get my gorillas elsewhere, thanks.
Harambe is not impressed
Fuck the Murdoch’s fuck Fox News hope they feel the pain!!
You got me, and I love it!
better then the the low grade pussy they broadcast 24/7
So...Mike Cernovich?