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BIG CHANGES AT FOX NEWS! 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Regression ago by Regression +5332 / -7

To attract more viewers they plan to broadcast live footage of gorillas 24/7.

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9112001 287 points ago +292 / -5

dicks out for harambe

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Strike_Eagle784 91 points ago +94 / -3

dicks out!

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IncredibleMrE1 69 points ago +71 / -2

Dick is out!

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IncredibleMrE1 71 points ago +72 / -1

He died to teach us the importance of strong borders. Press F

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Strike_Eagle784 27 points ago +28 / -1

F

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deleted 20 points ago +20 / -0
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turanian_552 12 points ago +12 / -0

F

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resoluteAction 13 points ago +13 / -0

Moochelle flappin in the breeze.

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Strike_Eagle784 13 points ago +13 / -0

BIG MIKE

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peterthegreen 25 points ago +26 / -1

Toobin is way ahead of you there.

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LoobintheToobin 21 points ago +21 / -0

You called?

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The_Big_Guy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stop taking attention away from me. From ME!

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GopnikGod 12 points ago +13 / -1

Woah, woah, woah. Calm down. Jeez, we got your 10% right here.

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deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1
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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Toobsteaks out

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DemocraticPimp 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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deleted 13 points ago +16 / -3
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Strike_Eagle784 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dick is out, and it pressed F.

F.

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johnny96816 4 points ago +4 / -0

I came here for patriotism but ended up laughing at a meme.

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Svdden_Maga 29 points ago +30 / -1

Damn its about to be 5 years that shit happened.

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9112001 12 points ago +13 / -1

Never forget.

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RussianAgent13 11 points ago +12 / -1

HIS

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deleted 8 points ago +9 / -1
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AccipiterQ 9 points ago +9 / -0

WAS

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Gov_Dimwiddle 8 points ago +8 / -0

SETH

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WeebForTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

RICH

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ShartMaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

WAS

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HappyFunAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

SETH

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TwelveMoreYears 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was

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HillarysStrapOn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Name

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NADSAQ 10 points ago +10 / -0

inexorably changing the course of human history because a jogger was a negligent mom

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

^ THIS ^

HARAMBE DID NOTHING WRONG

DICKS OUT

>GORILLA CHANNEL FTW

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Anubis1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Remember all the white liberals who were more concerned about a fucking gorilla than a child who happened to be black.

"wHy NoT TrAnQ the 800lb mUrDEr MaCHinE AnD SeE wHaT hAPPens iN tHE 8 mInUteS wHiLe iT hAS a hUmAn CHilD in iTS aRMS!"

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undef 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's not how you spell Hannity, but I'll allow it.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hunter's already on it

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across32 3 points ago +4 / -1

Bike Mike right behind him.

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thingaboutarsenal 81 points ago +83 / -2

GorillaChannel

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tonysoprano 40 points ago +41 / -1

I'm with POTUS - the Gorilla Channel needs more fight content.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's boring when they aren't fighting.

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IncredibleMrE1 30 points ago +31 / -1

The way you hit that other gorilla was good

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UpTrump 20 points ago +21 / -1

Why aren't the gorillas fighting?

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permissible_missile 14 points ago +14 / -0

Boring. The gorillas aren't fighting.

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tholins 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ahh my favorite little piece of insanity from 2017

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PatrickDuffyLeg 8 points ago +8 / -0

If Trump News Network (TNN) ever comes to fruition, I hope they offer pay-per-view gorilla fighting with GEOTUS narrating. 10/10 would pay extra for this!

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

TNN will launch in 2025

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Gotted 33 points ago +36 / -3

What swimming lessons?

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Chuckwagon642000 14 points ago +15 / -1

Those foxtards will crash until 2030 before they acknowledge any real problems.

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errydaktal 10 points ago +11 / -1

They're actually going to broadcast live footage of foxes

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JiubUnbound 8 points ago +8 / -0

In a bold restructuring plan to attract the oft-neglected furry demographic, Fox News has rebranded itself Fox UwUs, continuing its same programming only now with its pundits donning fursuits.

"Anyone still working here has no shame," said Fox UwUs correspondent, FloofWoof, host of 'Shall Knot Be Infringed'. "Really, this was a lateral move."

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r4ptur3 2 points ago +3 / -1

I didn’t know gorillas woke up before 2pm.

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Tilethewall2 31 points ago +32 / -1

Good gorilla, that was a good hit. Hit him again

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charmed1 28 points ago +29 / -1

Put the gorillas in a ring with Paul Ryan and I'd watch

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litux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit.

https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg

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NADSAQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

they tore him limb from limb looking for those blueberries

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blacksmith21 2 points ago +2 / -0

American Tourister style.

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TwelveMoreYears 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Spice!

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thorsdisciple 2 points ago +2 / -0

A "peaceful troop"

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knnbccb 19 points ago +22 / -3

Joy Reid is joining Fox News?

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +8 / -1

Throwdown with Donna Brazile!

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blacksmith21 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stacey Abrams and Big Mike.

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StoryTimeHour 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've always wondered what Sumo vs BJJ would look like

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Peaceful-Riot 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nah. Sandra Smith, Donna Brazille, Neil Cavuto.

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JebSurge 8 points ago +9 / -1

I like the way you hit that other Gorilla.

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Seenev 8 points ago +8 / -0

I will never understand why certain things get sticked here...

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Vox_Dobad 8 points ago +12 / -4

I figured Mike Obama would have better things to do

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if_if_if_if_if_if_if 5 points ago +6 / -1

And now we’ve come full circle.

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vegaspatriot1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

seriously though, how does a post like this get stickied with everything that is going on. this is almost as bad as reddit now.

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phro 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's at the point that we need a serious filter.

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Axiom502 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gorilla Channel FTW

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bellcurvestrikesback 4 points ago +5 / -1

I love it when he hits that other gorilla

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RussianBot_23198a 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honest Abe knows best.

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Tookens 4 points ago +5 / -1

GORILLA CHANNEL!

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Softwalker 4 points ago +5 / -1

I would watch that. But not on Fox News.

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Ethereal_Eye 3 points ago +4 / -1

God damn, did you see that punch? Oook oook was staring at AH AH's woman!

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +2 / -1

They already have WWE Hall of Famer John Bradshaw Layfield and WWE superstar Dolph Ziggler on their payroll, get those two on commentary.

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm going bananas over the gorilla channel! And the new newcasters are the gorillas of my dreams! It's chimply marvelous!

... just shoot me now.

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Dskies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice try but The Gorilla Channel has that market locked down

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Delirious133 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, we are finally getting the gorilla channel

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stargunner 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love how the Gorilla Channel troll story ended up setting the narrative for the future of "news" and "journalism".

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MrQuacker2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

FOX is already starting the "well just face it Trump lost but the future could still be bright the GOP can keep the senate...". NO MOTHERFUCKERS. This needs to be the end game, if Biden gets in that's it. That's it for the GOP, for the middle class, for sane individuals, after he gets done legalizing 35 million illegals through executive fiat you will NEVER see another right wing president again. Fuck that, I refuse to just "take it on the chin" and get em next time, there is no fucking next time. We're supposed to stand by knowing, for absolute fact based on statistical impossibilities, that these people can just subvert an entire fucking election whenever they feel like it but "we'll get em next time".

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caferrell2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stockholders need to revolt. Fox News stock is about to tank.

Sell it off while its still worth something!

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Caligula13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sweet based gorilla channel

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Les_Deplorables 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gorillas in the Pist.

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D__1 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point, I'm more likely to listen to 'What Does the Fox Say?' than listen to what Fox News has to say.

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SpezPizza 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would watch

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Burmeister 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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AenAllAin 2 points ago +2 / -0

LoL! Do they have any plans to share that time with video of their whole network going under, or is it just all-gorillas all-the-time.

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unbanbigchungus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought you said 'Big Chungus at Fox News'

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caferrell2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fox News management needs to be fired immediately. They are destroying the value of the company. Stockholders need to start screaming.

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goodguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

and the gorillas will most likely be dressed as drag queens

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ca18det 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOX would fuck it up by only airing footage where one of them isn't hitting the other one. Worthless. I'll get my gorillas elsewhere, thanks.

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Txn4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck the Murdoch’s fuck Fox News hope they feel the pain!!

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Seeker_of_Firecrotch 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got me, and I love it!

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Adhal 2 points ago +2 / -0

better then the the low grade pussy they broadcast 24/7

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +3 / -1

So...Mike Cernovich?