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BIG CHANGES AT FOX NEWS! 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Regression ago by Regression +5332 / -7

To attract more viewers they plan to broadcast live footage of gorillas 24/7.

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9112001 287 points ago +292 / -5

dicks out for harambe

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Strike_Eagle784 91 points ago +94 / -3

dicks out!

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IncredibleMrE1 69 points ago +71 / -2

Dick is out!

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IncredibleMrE1 71 points ago +72 / -1

He died to teach us the importance of strong borders. Press F

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peterthegreen 25 points ago +26 / -1

Toobin is way ahead of you there.

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LoobintheToobin 21 points ago +21 / -0

You called?

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The_Big_Guy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stop taking attention away from me. From ME!

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Toobsteaks out

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DemocraticPimp 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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Strike_Eagle784 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dick is out, and it pressed F.

F.

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johnny96816 4 points ago +4 / -0

I came here for patriotism but ended up laughing at a meme.

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Svdden_Maga 29 points ago +30 / -1

Damn its about to be 5 years that shit happened.

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9112001 12 points ago +13 / -1

Never forget.

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RussianAgent13 11 points ago +12 / -1

HIS

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HillarysStrapOn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Name

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NADSAQ 10 points ago +10 / -0

inexorably changing the course of human history because a jogger was a negligent mom

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

^ THIS ^

HARAMBE DID NOTHING WRONG

DICKS OUT

>GORILLA CHANNEL FTW

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Anubis1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Remember all the white liberals who were more concerned about a fucking gorilla than a child who happened to be black.

"wHy NoT TrAnQ the 800lb mUrDEr MaCHinE AnD SeE wHaT hAPPens iN tHE 8 mInUteS wHiLe iT hAS a hUmAn CHilD in iTS aRMS!"

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undef 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's not how you spell Hannity, but I'll allow it.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hunter's already on it

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across32 3 points ago +4 / -1

Bike Mike right behind him.