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BIG CHANGES AT FOX NEWS! 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Regression ago by Regression +5332 / -7

To attract more viewers they plan to broadcast live footage of gorillas 24/7.

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thingaboutarsenal 81 points ago +83 / -2

GorillaChannel

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tonysoprano 40 points ago +41 / -1

I'm with POTUS - the Gorilla Channel needs more fight content.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's boring when they aren't fighting.

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IncredibleMrE1 30 points ago +31 / -1

The way you hit that other gorilla was good

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UpTrump 20 points ago +21 / -1

Why aren't the gorillas fighting?

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permissible_missile 14 points ago +14 / -0

Boring. The gorillas aren't fighting.

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tholins 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ahh my favorite little piece of insanity from 2017

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PatrickDuffyLeg 8 points ago +8 / -0

If Trump News Network (TNN) ever comes to fruition, I hope they offer pay-per-view gorilla fighting with GEOTUS narrating. 10/10 would pay extra for this!

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

TNN will launch in 2025

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