In a bold restructuring plan to attract the oft-neglected furry demographic, Fox News has rebranded itself Fox UwUs, continuing its same programming only now with its pundits donning fursuits.
"Anyone still working here has no shame," said Fox UwUs correspondent, FloofWoof, host of 'Shall Knot Be Infringed'. "Really, this was a lateral move."
Those foxtards will crash until 2030 before they acknowledge any real problems.
They're actually going to broadcast live footage of foxes
In a bold restructuring plan to attract the oft-neglected furry demographic, Fox News has rebranded itself Fox UwUs, continuing its same programming only now with its pundits donning fursuits.
"Anyone still working here has no shame," said Fox UwUs correspondent, FloofWoof, host of 'Shall Knot Be Infringed'. "Really, this was a lateral move."
I didn’t know gorillas woke up before 2pm.