In a bold restructuring plan to attract the oft-neglected furry demographic, Fox News has rebranded itself Fox UwUs, continuing its same programming only now with its pundits donning fursuits.
"Anyone still working here has no shame," said Fox UwUs correspondent, FloofWoof, host of 'Shall Knot Be Infringed'. "Really, this was a lateral move."
They're actually going to broadcast live footage of foxes
In a bold restructuring plan to attract the oft-neglected furry demographic, Fox News has rebranded itself Fox UwUs, continuing its same programming only now with its pundits donning fursuits.
"Anyone still working here has no shame," said Fox UwUs correspondent, FloofWoof, host of 'Shall Knot Be Infringed'. "Really, this was a lateral move."